TV Program Warning Cunts

[Witheredscrote]

As usual the fucking BBC are leaders in this field. Just before a program starts on British tv , even after the 9.00pm watershed, on comes the cunt to tell you that the following program  contains scenes of a sexual nature , violence , mild violence , offensive language , mildly offensive language , flashing lights , white people etc etc. Fuck off you cunts , just warn me that there are scenes of faggots kissing , gingers , Welsh people eating , Nicola Sturgeon laughing. There are no warnings of this nature on French tv , this morning there was a medical program and scenes of a doctor working on a very hairy growler !  Has Roops been over here ?

[Guest Manky]

I think they should ban the flash photography warnings. It cheers me up to see epileptics and spackers practice their break dancing

[Eddie]

Please bet responsibly, please drink responsibly. Who are these cunts kidding.

[Witheredscrote]

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Please bet responsibly, please drink responsibly. Who are these cunts kidding.

I don't  need any cunt to tell me how to drink . I have always placed my glass on the bar before falling down , AND I always fall away from fellow drinkers . You can't get more responsible than that Edders

[Cuntybaws]

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, witheredscrote said:

As usual the fucking BBC are leaders in this field. Just before a program starts on British tv , even after the 9.00pm watershed, on comes the cunt to tell you that the following program  contains scenes of a sexual nature , violence , mild violence , offensive language , mildly offensive language , flashing lights , white people etc etc. Fuck off you cunts , just warn me that there are scenes of faggots kissing , gingers , Welsh people eating , Nicola Sturgeon laughing. There are no warnings of this nature on French tv , this morning there was a medical program and scenes of a doctor working on a very hairy growler !  Has Roops been over here ?

Pile of shit. 

These 'warnings' you're crying about are because we live in a very litigious society where cunts will quite happily scream blue murder should a dopey cunt let their kiddy cunts watch something that offends/frightens/causes them to have a Spacker fit. No longer can some cry-baby cunt pen a strongly worded letter to Points of View to vent their outrage.  These days there are far too many TV lawyers just waiting for their next case so TV companies can't be fucked with the ball-ache. 

Now fuck off with pretending to know what happens on UK TV and get back to watching repeats of Manimal on Canal+. 

 

[scotty]

3 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Pile of shit. 

These 'warnings' you're crying about are because we live in a very litigious society where cunts will quite happily scream blue murder should a dopey cunt let their kiddy cunts watch something that offends/frightens/causes them to have a Spacker fit. No longer can some cry-baby cunt pen a strongly worded letter to Points of View to vent their outrage.  These days there are far too many TV lawyers just waiting for their next case so TV companies can't be fucked with the ball-ache. 

Now fuck off with pretending to know what happens on UK TV and get back to watching repeats of Manimal on Canal+. 

 

Bubbles, what the fuck have you done to your avatar? 

And our testicularly challenged french friend is quite right on this one. I'm sick of hearing all this warning bollocks as well. 

[camberwell gypsy]

"Dont try this at home" is the one that gets me. I mean I don't have a fucking quad bike and if I did I wouldn't drive it off the roof of my house through a burning hoop. Or I have never had the intention of jumping over a speeding Ferrari. I mean we have speed bumps down my road

[Bubba C]

6 minutes ago, scotty said:

Bubbles, what the fuck have you done to your avatar? 

And our testicularly challenged french friend is quite right on this one. I'm sick of hearing all this warning bollocks as well. 

You preferred Jeremy Kyle? 

It's not so much the subject matter of the nom I guess, it's just that Withers is a cunt, Scotty, a dirty French one at that. And a grass. 

In fact, I stand by my original judgment. Who gives a fuck about these warnings? It means there won't be hours of TV coverage and pages of newspaper columns dedicated to how deplorable our society has become due to someone flashing their tits at 8.30pm. 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, witheredscrote said:

I don't  need any cunt to tell me how to drink . I have always placed my glass on the bar before falling down , AND I always fall away from fellow drinkers . You can't get more responsible than that Edders

I was always responsible when I got drunk. I always made sure I passed out in front gardens. I didn't want to put drivers through the trauma of knocking me down as I staggered along.

[camberwell gypsy]

30 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

You preferred Jeremy Kyle? 

It's not so much the subject matter of the nom I guess, it's just that Withers is a cunt, Scotty, a dirty French one at that. And a grass. 

In fact, I stand by my original judgment. Who gives a fuck about these warnings? It means there won't be hours of TV coverage and pages of newspaper columns dedicated to how deplorable our society has become due to someone flashing their tits at 8.30pm. 

I agree. I never flash my tits until at least 10pm.

[Cuntybaws]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I agree. I never flash my tits until at least 10pm.

Luckily, in best Margaritaville fashion, it's always 10pm somewhere.

[Guest Manky]

Evidently, Oxford law students get warnings if the detail in a case study may be traumatic 

And we are fighting ISIS.

We'll come second.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

If it doesn't have sex, violence and drug abuse, it isn't worth watching...

..unfortunately that the News my favourite program....

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

If it doesn't have sex, violence and drug abuse, it isn't worth watching...

..unfortunately that the News my favourite program....

Your posts should come with a tedious warning

[Guest DingTheRioja]

31 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Your posts should come with a tedious warning

..and yours with a Dignitas warning...

[camberwell gypsy]

Will people stop warning each other!!!!

[Guest N/A]

WARNING this nom is not suitably interesting enough, it contains mild adult humour and actually stays on topic until Roger Irrelevant makes a comment about Bubbles avatar being shit.

[scotty]

48 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

WARNING this nom is not suitably interesting enough, it contains mild adult humour and actually stays on topic until Roger Irrelevant makes a comment about Bubbles avatar being shit.

Wibble. 

Is that a crow on your arm, inspector?  Allow me to defeather it for you. Thrib thrib. 

[Witheredscrote]

14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Luckily, in best Margaritaville fashion, it's always 10pm somewhere.

Even in a hotel on the Isle of Wight you high flying cunt...

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

17 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

As usual the fucking BBC are leaders in this field. Just before a program starts on British tv , even after the 9.00pm watershed, on comes the cunt to tell you that the following program  contains scenes of a sexual nature , violence , mild violence , offensive language , mildly offensive language , flashing lights , white people etc etc. Fuck off you cunts , just warn me that there are scenes of faggots kissing , gingers , Welsh people eating , Nicola Sturgeon laughing. There are no warnings of this nature on French tv , this morning there was a medical program and scenes of a doctor working on a very hairy growler !  Has Roops been over here ?

Boring, tedious drivel.  

Been done several times now, Scrotes. 

[scotty]

8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Even in a hotel on the Isle of Wight you high flying cunt...

They wouldn't know, not having discovered clocks yet.

[Witheredscrote]

Just now, scotty said:

They wouldn't know, not having discovered clocks yet.

Aren't needed when Bawsey takes his mini breaks there.

[scotty]

1 minute ago, witheredscrote said:

Aren't needed when Bawsey takes his mini breaks there.

....just when I believed the isle of wight couldn't get any worse, I discover an autistic jock goes there. 

 

[Decimus]

16 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

I don't  need any cunt to tell me how to drink . I have always placed my glass on the bar before falling down , AND I always fall away from fellow drinkers . You can't get more responsible than that Edders

Withers, you fucking toad. I've been hearing nasty rumours that you've turned Vichy and have been collaborating with Admin. What has poor old Quincy ever done to you?