Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I vaguely remember this cunt having a reasonably funny, smutty sense of humour about 10 years ago. Did I imagine this? I'm not saying he hasn't always been a cunt, but I distinctly remember him being less of a cunt. He seems to have spiraled, and his demise would be sad to watch if I'd ever given a fuck about the silly little tosser. I just had the displeasure of watching the aforementioned wet fart presenting that TV show Room 101, spouting inane drivel with guests such as Janet Street-Hooker Porter and other anonymous cunts I've never heard of. Apparently he lost millions in the credit crunch though, so there's a silver lining. Over to you Pansyknackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Christopher Graham Collins as he's known to his parents has always been an unfunny cunt and will remain an unfunny cunt. Didn't he do some gay football song with that other unfunny cunt Baddiel some time ago that they've been dragging out for years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 He is as funny as being told you have cancer of the knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Apparently he lost millions in the credit crunch though, so there's a silver lining. More working class jealousy of a self made millionaire, change the fucking record you stupid commie cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 He is a reformed heavy drinker, and like all tea total born again weak willed drips, a very boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I've always thought he looks like his head has been partially flattened, ear to ear, in a cider press. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I vaguely remember this cunt having a reasonably funny, smutty sense of humour about 10 years ago. Did I imagine this? I'm not saying he hasn't always been a cunt, but I distinctly remember him being less of a cunt. He seems to have spiraled, and his demise would be sad to watch if I'd ever given a fuck about the silly little tosser. I just had the displeasure of watching the aforementioned wet fart presenting that TV show Room 101, spouting inane drivel with guests such as Janet Street-Hooker Porter and other anonymous cunts I've never heard of. Apparently he lost millions in the credit crunch though, so there's a silver lining. Over to you Pansyknackers. I had a pleasant few beers with "Statto" of Fantasy Football fame at the Open golf several years ago. Now he has gambled away an absolute shed load of dosh.... Gary Lineker is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Out of likes, sorry Bill. I have a hazy recollection of Fantasy Football show being mildly entertaining, but that may have been as I was about 12 at the time. Upon reflection, it was a bit shit. And having heard the sanctimonious windbag hosting his radio show recently, I can confirm, without doubt, that he is a total and utter cunt. Anyway, any person that gives themself the stage name "Frank", is not only a complete cunt, but also a total fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I had the misfortune of having to listen to his fucking show on Absolute Radio. Between records he regales his couple of minions with jolly tales that make being told you have cancer fucking amusing. His minions piss themselves laughing. Unfortunately I was a passenger in my friends car who couldn't believe I found him less funny then John Bishop. And that takes some doing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 26 minutes ago, Ape said: I've always thought he looks like his head has been partially flattened, ear to ear, in a cider press. Who's that cartoon character with a head shaped like a rugby ball? That's him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 The cud-chewing fuckwit describes himself as a "West Brom fanatic" which is a dangerous admission to make with Eddie around. I reckon Adrian Chiles beats him in Cunt Top Trumps, but not by much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Can't say I remember his work few people can make me laugh Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 He was funny in fantasy football, but since then has been an utterly boring cunt of biblical proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 He's a cunt, and his erstwhile partner baddiel is no better. If I ever get my fucking computer working again I will post a screen shot of possibly the most ironic list of "comedy" ever seen on the iplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Serious lack of good comedy on television these days..that mock of the week isn't bad though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Degenerategambler said: He was funny in fantasy football, but since then has been an utterly boring cunt of biblical proportions. The bible isn't boring...... just the people like you who don't understand it. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the misfortune of having to listen to his fucking show on Absolute Radio. Between records he regales his couple of minions with jolly tales that make being told you have cancer fucking amusing. His minions piss themselves laughing. Unfortunately I was a passenger in my friends car who couldn't believe I found him less funny then John Bishop. And that takes some doing. You're not wrong there, gypo. John Bishop is a depressingly dreary, humour-resistant wanker. He's the kind of cunt that otherwise would have been a trolley-jockey at Sainsbury's under the Equal Opportunities programme for Scouse flids with learning difficulties. I'd quite happily stab the boring cunt in the fucken teeth. In fact, I'd go as far as to say I want him dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I've always thought this cunt was a waste of space! He's fucked Room 101 by because the egotistical, spoon headed Brummie twat can't shut his fucking trap for 5 minutes and let the guests say their piece. I wish someone would stick his Banjolele up his arse side ways, get him to sing When I'm cleaning windows and kick him in the bollocks everytime he gasped for air between lines. Turns out they're Leopards on the shirt, not Lions, what a fucking cunt he is. http://qi.com/infocloud/heraldry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 10 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: More working class jealousy of a self made millionaire, change the fucking record you stupid commie cunt. I'm aspiring working class mate. You know, the underachieving type from a decent background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: He is as funny as being told you have cancer of the knob. Last year I was told I have got cancer of the knob ( well close by ) so I feel qualified to confirm that it is definitely funnier than Frank Skinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Great nom, Sticks. This fucking cunt is in desperate need of a concrete enema and a broken glass facial. Then that fucking banjolele piece of shit he takes everywhere these days needs to be snapped in half, and both parts shoved deep into each of his fucking ear canals. If his ears aren't hurting enough yet, then he too should be strapped in a seat right at the front of an extended Robbie Williams concert, next to Lenny Henry and John Bishop. Robbie should do twelve encores, before being swiftly executed by firing squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 NoctI ya tongue holing cuntmaggot Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the misfortune of having to listen to his fucking show on Absolute Radio. Between records he regales his couple of minions with jolly tales that make being told you have cancer fucking amusing. His minions piss themselves laughing. Unfortunately I was a passenger in my friends car who couldn't believe I found him less funny then John Bishop. And that takes some doing. Sounds like Steve Wright on Radio 2. 1 hour ago, nocti said: Great nom, Sticks. This fucking cunt is in desperate need of a concrete enema and a broken glass facial. Then that fucking banjolele piece of shit he takes everywhere these days needs to be snapped in half, and both parts shoved deep into each of his fucking ear canals. If his ears aren't hurting enough yet, then he too should be strapped in a seat right at the front of an extended Robbie Williams concert, next to Lenny Henry and John Bishop. Robbie should do twelve encores, before being swiftly executed by firing squad. Inbetween the encores there should be ProfB reading out her posts in a Pam Ayres type voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 He's always had a slightly AIDSy/Cancery look about him. This seedy looking skeleton looks like he doesn't shake his cock properly after having a piss. He probably enjoys the sensation of warm dribble. Which brings me on to David Baddiel. Skinner certainly knew what he was doing teaming up with that smug eternal student rimmer. Next to him, a washed-up child's corpse would look funnier. Alas, we missed our chance of giving them the Simon Weston treatment when they shared a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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