Decimus Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Hopefully they’ll ban SFC’s too, and then we’ll be rid of you, Wank and Fanny Starving: the trio of turds. He's the human equivalent of a dung beetle. Lapping up a load of shite (Frank's posts and the literal sort) and firmly at the bottom of the food chain on here. His only redeeming quality as far as I'm concerned is that if I ever happen to visit Barnet there's literally zero chance of me ever having to scrape dog shit off of the soles of my shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wimmin’s cricket = rounders for bull-dykes. Fuck off. It was geezers actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 5 hours ago, and said: I had considered posting 'cricket's for irons', I then realised, I can't think of any cricket cuntbreeds who've confessed to 'batting for the other side' 🏳️🌈 Does anybody know if there are any? Just curious (but not bi-curious) Get off my thread, you fluoride guzzling, semi-conscious spastic fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was geezers actually. What were you coaching them to do…sweep? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Get off my thread, you fluoride guzzling, semi-conscious spastic fucking cunt. I genuinely find this poetic. In a similar way to when @Old Chap Raasclaat says ‘shut up you Cunt’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Get off my thread, you fluoride guzzling, semi-conscious spastic fucking cunt. Jakob, the thread is open to anyone, or haven't you grasped the concept of CC yet. Maybe if they start privatising certain threads, some people could be excluded? Though, why anybody would pay to read any of your pointless, psychopathic, drivel, is beyond me. As it stands, you'll just have to take the rough with the smooth, as the Bishop and the Rabi said to the actress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 4 hours ago, and said: Jakob, the thread is open to anyone, or haven't you grasped the concept of CC yet. Maybe if they start privatising certain threads, some people could be excluded? Though, why anybody would pay to read any of your pointless, psychopathic, drivel, is beyond me. As it stands, you'll just have to take the rough with the smooth, as the Bishop and the Rabi said to the actress. Comma wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Comma wanker. For someone whose daily conversations are mostly conducted through the medium of barks and growls, I'm not surprised that the cunt doesn't understand the function of a comma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Decimus said: For someone whose daily conversations are mostly conducted through the medium of barks and growls, I'm not surprised that the cunt doesn't understand the function of a comma. I suspect he knows rather more about the colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2023 Report Share Posted June 9, 2023 On 06/06/2023 at 00:25, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m no fan of Jack Leach particularly, but cracking his vertebrae weeks before the big push is a poor show. I read today that Moeen Ali, who has a dreadful record against Australia, is seriously being considered as a replacement. Is the cupboard really that bare? Say it ain’t so @Stubby Pecker @camberwell gypsy. It'll be Mo, or more likely another pace bowler to come in for the injured Leach. I'm a big fan of Mo and I hope our quickies can get into the Aussies before comes on. If thats the case I've got no problem with them have a good swipe at his gentle offies, as they'll more than likely miss it or it'll go straight up the air. If Stokes really is fucked it would be nice to get Wood into the team to really stick it up the cunts with pure pace. To be fair, I'd feel more confident with him opening the batting rather that the flat footed wafter Crawley. Watching the WTC final, I'm hoping for a few broken fingers or arms (or in Warner and Smiths case, skulls), and looking at the state of the oval wicket and how many of the curry wallahs coped nasty blows, my dreams might come true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2023 On 08/06/2023 at 13:37, and said: Jakob, the thread is open to anyone, or haven't you grasped the concept of CC yet. Maybe if they start privatising certain threads, some people could be excluded? Though, why anybody would pay to read any of your pointless, psychopathic, drivel, is beyond me. As it stands, you'll just have to take the rough with the smooth, as the Bishop and the Rabi said to the actress. You really are the simpleton for the ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 09/06/2023 at 15:41, Stubby Pecker said: It'll be Mo, or more likely another pace bowler to come in for the injured Leach. I'm a big fan of Mo and I hope our quickies can get into the Aussies before comes on. If thats the case I've got no problem with them have a good swipe at his gentle offies, as they'll more than likely miss it or it'll go straight up the air. If Stokes really is fucked it would be nice to get Wood into the team to really stick it up the cunts with pure pace. To be fair, I'd feel more confident with him opening the batting rather that the flat footed wafter Crawley. Watching the WTC final, I'm hoping for a few broken fingers or arms (or in Warner and Smiths case, skulls), and looking at the state of the oval wicket and how many of the curry wallahs coped nasty blows, my dreams might come true. Great to see Broad showing what a useless cunt Labuschagne is and David Warner keeping up his average against England (9). Unfortunately the Pakistani and the cheating little cunt have steadied the ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 Bairstow you useless ginger cunt! One missed stumping and a dropped catch. If you're a test quality keeper, then I'm a fucking cosmonaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 08/06/2023 at 17:46, Ape™️ said: Comma wanker. I usually see plenty of Commas from around the middle of March but I have only seen one this year so far and that was in late May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I usually see plenty of Commas from around the middle of March but I have only seen one this year so far and that was in late May. I’d be surprised if you were able to see anything past that humungous cock of yours, especially with your 300+ year old eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bairstow you useless ginger cunt! One missed stumping and a dropped catch. If you're a test quality keeper, then I'm a fucking cosmonaut. Foakes should have been in the squad. YJB can’t do both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Foakes should have been in the squad. YJB can’t do both. Exactly. You play your best keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Exactly. You play your best keeper. I’m all for a little controlled aggression on the sports field, but Oli Robinson wants a fine for his little send off to Usman who’d made 140 odd. Classless, embarrassing behaviour from a well-documented thug. Then he doubles down in the press conference. Wood plays at Lords, Robinson can spend that Test taking some manners lessons. Or perhaps he should work in the kitchens, as it appears he is quite good at dishing up pies. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m all for a little controlled aggression on the sports field, but Oli Robinson wants a fine for his little send off to Usman who’d made 140 odd. Classless, embarrassing behaviour from a well-documented thug. Then he doubles down in the press conference. Wood plays at Lords, Robinson can spend that Test taking some manners lessons. Or perhaps he should work in the kitchens, as it appears he is quite good at dishing up pies. Prick. Cricket’s a poofs game according to an expert on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m all for a little controlled aggression on the sports field, but Oli Robinson wants a fine for his little send off to Usman who’d made 140 odd. Classless, embarrassing behaviour from a well-documented thug. Then he doubles down in the press conference. Wood plays at Lords, Robinson can spend that Test taking some manners lessons. Or perhaps he should work in the kitchens, as it appears he is quite good at dishing up pies. Prick. The game should have been stopped well before the two wickets went down. It was well gloomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Cricket’s a poofs game according to an expert on the internet. This wouldn’t be a Ginger Welsh Female expert, would it Bill? If so I’m inclined to pay it no mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 09/06/2023 at 23:32, Jake The Muss said: You really are the simpleton for the ages. Coming from you, I take that as a compliment, much more civil than 'I'd like to smash your head in with a brick' 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 18/06/2023 at 00:53, Last Cunt Standing said: Foakes should have been in the squad. YJB can’t do both. Another fuck up from Bairstow lets the Paki off the hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This wouldn’t be a Ginger Welsh Female expert, would it Bill? If so I’m inclined to pay it no mind. Fair dinkum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 On 19/06/2023 at 15:45, and said: Coming from you, I take that as a compliment, much more civil than 'I'd like to smash your head in with a brick' 😉 Shut your fucking thick mouth or i will smash your head flat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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