Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 58 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Isn't that how you approach all your bum boyfriends? No. Sometimes I disguise myself as a boring, leather-clad, hairy-arsed non-entity; and try to join their biker gangs, but they always shun me. What am I doing wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: No. Sometimes I disguise myself as a boring, leather-clad, hairy-arsed non-entity; and try to join their biker gangs, but they always shun me. What am I doing wrong? It's the moped that gives it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 40 minutes ago, Bubba C said: No. Sometimes I disguise myself as a boring, leather-clad, hairy-arsed non-entity; and try to join their biker gangs, but they always shun me. What am I doing wrong? Must be your breath, it smells of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Must be your breath, it smells of shit Brilliant. I'm not sure how you managed it, but your best posts where when you weren't around. Odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: No. Sometimes I disguise myself as a boring, leather-clad, hairy-arsed non-entity; and try to join their biker gangs, but they always shun me. What am I doing wrong? You probably look like Simon Weston and smell like an old goat. lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You probably look like Simon Weston and smell like an old goat. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, nocti said: Bubba in "Botties in my Valley" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 21 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'd probably be an inch or two short. If I was approaching them through her anus. I'd leave her looking like she trod on a yogurt-mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 22 hours ago, deebom said: Fucking everything seems to be autotuned these days. I recently bought the first two Oasis albums on vinyl, from Sainsburys of all places. I opened up What's The Story and put it on. It sounded odd, so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute before it dawned on that I've become so used to hearing digitised, auto tuned music everywhere, that some real analogue music on vinyl sounded off, even though it wasn't. So I whacked up the volume and played some Jimi Hendrix after. 'so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute' It was a gay orgy then, was it? No surprise there, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: No. Sometimes I disguise myself as a boring, leather-clad, hairy-arsed non-entity; and try to join their biker gangs, but they always shun me. What am I doing wrong? Bubs,has Judge hacked into your account and posting under your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 54 minutes ago, r-soles said: 'so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute' It was a gay orgy then, was it? No surprise there, then. Weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: Weak. Tri-weekly. Try weekly. Try weakly. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 21 hours ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant. I'm not sure how you managed it, but your best posts where when you weren't around. Odd. Cheers spunkbubble thats very kind of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 28 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Cheers spunkbubble thats very kind of you. Good, you are back. Ignore this stupid Welsh cunt, be very rude to the Caister Cunt, and tell all the rest of the cunts to fuck off, especially Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 53 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Good, you are back. Ignore this stupid Welsh cunt, be very rude to the Caister Cunt, and tell all the rest of the cunts to fuck off, especially Frank. Thanks for the advice but I don't need to ignore the welsh cunt, he's a bit of a knob head and easily fucked. Do you know the dirty welsh bastards eat fucking seaweed pies? I kid you not, seaweed fucking pies for fucks sake with dead slugs in them! It's not as though the cunts haven't got any food around with all those sheep. But I suppose to a welsh cunt eating a sheep would be like eating one of the family, well it would be they have pumped so much human DNA into the fuckers over the years. Anyway, whats it got to do with you, Fuck Off french cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Good, you are back. Ignore this stupid Welsh cunt, be very rude to the Caister Cunt, and tell all the rest of the cunts to fuck off, especially Frank. You creepy, oily fucking squid, you make me sick. Let this dopey cunt find his feet, he doesn't need an aged French whoopsie for a crutch, he's quite capable of making a complete twat of himself all on his own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You creepy, oily fucking squid, you make me sick. Let this dopey cunt find his feet, he doesn't need an aged French whoopsie for a crutch, he's quite capable of making a complete twat of himself all on his own. Do us all a favour and throw yourself into a giant steel smelting bucket in Port Talbot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do us all a favour and throw yourself into a giant steel smelting bucket in Port Talbot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Thanks for the advice but I don't need to ignore the welsh cunt, he's a bit of a knob head and easily fucked. Do you know the dirty welsh bastards eat fucking seaweed pies? I kid you not, seaweed fucking pies for fucks sake with dead slugs in them! It's not as though the cunts haven't got any food around with all those sheep. But I suppose to a welsh cunt eating a sheep would be like eating one of the family, well it would be they have pumped so much human DNA into the fuckers over the years. Anyway, whats it got to do with you, Fuck Off french cunt. I thought you'd packed it all in on here butters? https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMjExMjgzNzc5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDEwMjk0MjE%40._V1_UY1200_CR487%2C0%2C630%2C1200_AL_.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Used to watch these with Rat Minor. Fuckin brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 22 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Anyway, whats it got to do with you, Fuck Off french cunt. Well that is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Well that is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 12 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: How dare you use an emoji to address me you stupid cunt. If you have nothing constructive to say fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 hours ago, witheredscrote said: How dare you use an emoji to address me you stupid cunt. If you have nothing constructive to say fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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