Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: You can use the tins as lethal frisbees. A potential new sport for the Olympics there Dawn. Frisbee combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: They're shaped like those UFOs in 'UFO'. Remember that programme? Late 60s Straker was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You could smash your own skull in with a brick instead. Fuck off and die you miserable pizza delivering weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Straker was a cunt. Ed Bishop who played him and Canadians Shane Rimmer (scott or Virgil from Thunderbirds) and the Waldorf Salad guy from Fawlty Towers, nicknamed themselves 'Rent a yank'. They lived in the UK but when a film company needed an American they usually went for one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 12 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Had a Fray Bentos steak pie in a can a couple of weeks ago, first one ive had for decades. It was both really tasty and rank at the same time. I could almost feel the shite cruising through my veins as i scoffed it. I like the chicken and mushroom ones. That gloopy pastry under the crispy top bit is fucking lovely. I'd rather die from cholesterol than an imaginary pandemic anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I used to love the Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings that came in a dome shaped tin. You took the top off and steamed it for 20 minutes. Beautiful. I saw them last week and decided to treat myself. The tin is now plastic and you shove it in a microwave for 3 minutes. The taste is still nice but they use a different suet so the texture isn't as nice. Same here, I used to get the big one that you put in a saucepan for 40 minutes. Now you can only microwave them. The suet pastry comes out stiff like it's not cooked properly. Shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off and die you miserable pizza delivering weirdo. Rattled. @King Billy; pop round later with a large veg supreme, extra chillies, and tell me what the inside of pens stupid fucking skull looks like lol fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled. @King Billy; pop round later with a large veg supreme, extra chillies, and tell me what the inside of pens stupid fucking skull looks like lol fuck off Eeeeurrgghhh! Look what happens when you do the @ thing... @Stubby Pecker... it's all gay and namby-pamby. Fuckin updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eeeeurrgghhh! Look what happens when you do the @ thing... @Stubby Pecker... it's all gay and namby-pamby. Fuckin updates. Some computer boffin has been messing with the site again. If its not broken.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Some computer boffin has been messing with the site again. If its not broken.... Exactly. Fucking DOSBODS still looks the same, and they've got the same format thingy that we used to have. @Mrs Roops . Could you please restore CC to its original state of being? As you are aware, I'm mentally fragile and this sort of thing could tip me over the edge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eeeeurrgghhh! Look what happens when you do the @ thing... @Stubby Pecker... it's all gay and namby-pamby. Fuckin updates. CC now looks like the illegitimate child of Facebook and Mumsnet. Some punters will no doubt be ecstatic. No names necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. Fucking DOSBODS still looks the same, and they've got the same format thingy that we used to have. @Mrs Roops . Could you please restore CC to its original state of being? As you are aware, I'm mentally fragile and this sort of thing could tip me over the edge. This shit is causing my stress levels to rise dangerously too Eric. I’m not sure I can get through this. I’m not coping at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: CC now looks like the illegitimate child of Facebook and Mumsnet. Some punters will no doubt be ecstatic. No names necessary. Down with this sort of thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Down with this sort of thing! This has Roops written all over it. I feel mortally wounded. Damn that woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Down with this sort of thing! Careful now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: This shit is causing my stress levels to rise dangerously too Eric. I’m not sure I can get through this. I’m not coping at all. I hardly slept; it’s getting to me and disturbing my precious routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Careful now! DRINK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: DRINK!! Feck! Arse! Girls! This would be an ecumenical matter... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Feck! Arse! Girls! This would be an ecumenical matter... Ah come on now Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ah come on now Ted. You won’t go to sleep unless you get off of the bike, Dougal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: This has Roops written all over it. I feel mortally wounded. Damn that woman. Nothing to do with me, though I did remove the thread summaries that came with the new style format. 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. Fucking DOSBODS still looks the same, and they've got the same format thingy that we used to have. @Mrs Roops . Could you please restore CC to its original state of being? As you are aware, I'm mentally fragile and this sort of thing could tip me over the edge. I did have a look in our new steel and glass back office and shiny new engine room and it appears there is a no-cost option. This is essentially a black background with a slightly lighter typeface and border lines that are hardly discernible. It struck me that some of our older patrons (i.e most of you) would find this an intolerable strain on the eyes. There are other schemes available but these are cost options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Nothing to do with me, though I did remove the thread summaries that came with the new style format. I did have a look in our new steel and glass back office and shiny new engine room and it appears there is a no-cost option. This is essentially a black background with a slightly lighter typeface and border lines that are hardly discernible. It struck me that some of our older patrons (i.e most of you) would find this an intolerable strain on the eyes. There are other schemes available but these are cost options. 'No' would have sufficed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 On 03/08/2020 at 09:53, Gronda Gronda said: What are your thoughts on Jimmy Carr? I like him! Jimmy Carr sparks fury with Holocaust routine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 He was taking the piss about the gypsies that went missing, where's the fucking tragedy in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: He was taking the piss about the gypsies that went missing, Along with my grannies life savings. Probably unconnected incidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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