Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You can always PM him Eric?🙈 If you've decided to leave your colours nailed to little Johnny's mast, it would be wise to avoid mentioning PMs. You never know what might come to light... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 31 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: hahaha, envy rears it's ugly head. Your just so pissed off that you arnt in clink with Decimus, so you could initiate the bumming yourself. You know you want to. Filthy little wanker. Do you know what your little friend has been saying about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you know what your little friend has been saying about you? I'd recommend simply leaving them to cosy up to Frank in their desperation and seeing how that plays out. Frank might be washed up these days, but he can still stab these fuckers in the back. I wouldn't like to say with what though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Goober said: Spot on, Eric. This useless wanker just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper. It won't end well. It hasn’t started well for Jonny Shitepants so ending well would be a fucking miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: If you say so Gordon Brown. Just talking abiut miserable cunts adapted to life in a shit hole and then YOU turn up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Just talking abiut miserable cunts adapted to life in a shit hole and then YOU turn up!!!! As you’ve brought the subject up, What would you say is the best thing about your life in a shithole you miserable cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: As you’ve brought the subject up, What would you say is the best thing about your life in a shithole you miserable cunt? I thought we shared a common destiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: As you’ve brought the subject up, What would you say is the best thing about your life in a shithole you miserable cunt? How's the Christmas tree flogging going, Bill? I've heard it's the only time of the year when you've got wood in your palm. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: How's the Christmas tree flogging going, Bill? Fir to middling thanks MC. All done and dusted for another year. Although this time next year we’ll probably be in TIER 93, on Covid 19 version 25.0 and liable to be shot on sight if spotted out in public, or even looking out the window. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Boris is up and he seems very nervous. P45 pending methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Boris is up and he seems very nervous. P45 pending methinks. I think hes done a stomping good job old bean PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving? We could have avoided them being here in the first place if some cunt had thought to include swimming in the immigration requirements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 I thought that was a very classy speech from Ursula von der Leyen but I do have a soft spot for multi-lingual older women. When she said "Parting is such sweet sorrow" I almost came, but I did have a sort of parting in mind that I'm fairly sure was not what she meant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought that was a very classy speech from Ursula von der Leyen but I do have a soft spot for multi-lingual older women. When she said "Parting is such sweet sorrow" I almost came, but I did have a sort of parting in mind that I'm fairly sure was not what she meant. She's a bit like Hilary Clinton with a touch of Charlotte Rampling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I think hes done a stomping good job old bean PANZERMURPHYBABY Let's see the small print first Paddy. I have a feeling there is going to be clause in there regarding corporation tax. In fact, I'd wager Fuhrer Merkel insisted on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought that was a very classy speech from Ursula von der Leyen but I do have a soft spot for multi-lingual older women. When she said "Parting is such sweet sorrow" I almost came, but I did have a sort of parting in mind that I'm fairly sure was not what she meant. She looks the S&M type to me. I'd be afraid to go there in case she had the skin of my arse cheeks before she let me enter her fuhrerbunker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Its a fair n equitable agreement that benefits the union and the UK along as it plays by the rules..the border tween the UK and norn Ireland is in the Irish sea..norn iron remains in the single market and customs union ..minus the funding...im pleased with it PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving? We're getting more of em. We're swapping the EU for India. Don't mind Sikhs but that Hindu malarkey is weird as fuck. The good news is there's only 200 million Muslims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Its a fair n equitable agreement that benefits the union and the UK along as it plays by the rules..the border tween the UK and norn Ireland is in the Irish sea..norn iron remains in the single market and customs union ..minus the funding...im pleased with it PANZERMURPHYBABY But when a shitload of investment pours in because it has access to the UK market as well, all the tax revenue comes to us. I think this is a united Ireland kiboshed Paddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: The good news is there's only 200 million Muslims. There's less than 12 million children under the age of 14 in the UK, so there's going to be some sexually frustrated rag heads when they get here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: But when a shitload of investment pours in because it has access to the UK market as well, all the tax revenue comes to us. I think this is a united Ireland kiboshed Paddy. Well aslong as it complies with the rules of the EU market it shouldn't be a problem..now how you get paws on any money from it may be the issue its an EU market to a third country after all PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Well aslong as it complies with the rules of the EU market it shouldn't be a problem..now how you get paws on any money from it may be the issue its an EU market to a third country after all PANZERMURPHYBABY Quite simple really, it's entire taxation system is run by HMRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's less than 12 million children under the age of 14 in the UK, so there's going to be some sexually frustrated rag heads when they get here. Just run an ad campaign in India informing them that all the chav slags on our council estates have AIDS. That will deter them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving? I'm just disappointed @judgetwiisn't here for the announcement, and to constantly berate Panz for banging on about it every post. The repetitive bog-dwelling sax blowing simpleton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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