Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 I have no fucking clue why, but I have been seeing these gargantuan fucking cunts everywhere, of late. These 70+ old bastards with grey to white hair in a fucking ponytail, wearing "bling" jewelry that could easily be taken from them with the temptation of a Savoy Grille voucher. What is wrong with our pensioners? Where did this new trend in fuckwittery come from, and is it legal to euthanize them with an Oak tree limb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no fucking clue why, but I have been seeing these gargantuan fucking cunts everywhere, of late. These 70+ old bastards with grey to white hair in a fucking ponytail, wearing "bling" jewelry that could easily be taken from them with the temptation of a Savoy Grille voucher. What is wrong with our pensioners? Where did this new trend in fuckwittery come from, and is it legal to euthanize them with an Oak tree limb? I was taught that it doesn't matter if the ponytail is attached to something with 4 legs or 2, lift it up and there is a perfect arsehole underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Savoy grill voucher? More like a Savile voucher. Uhuhuhuhuhuhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 The last one was truly remarkable in his cuntery. Took the missus to a posh eatery, and in staggers this long coat wearing, pony tail bejeweled wanker, who it seems, bathed in a vat of cheap aftershave. You could knock a flock of vultures off a near liquified wildebeest carcass on the savannah, and he's attempting to pull the attractive server, whose eyes are watering beyond control from the alcohol burn. At long last, the sizable chap acting as the host asked the cunt to leave, grabbed his brittle fucking arm and tossed him onto the pavement outside! I hope he cracked his pelvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Savoy grill voucher? More like a Savile voucher. Uhuhuhuhuhuhu Your coat, madam!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 A couple of my regular summer jobs used to be photoghaphing a couple of bikers meets. The regulars turned up on their hogs as soon as they take their helmets off they usually turn out to be 70+ cunts with white hair and pony tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A couple of my regular summer jobs used to be photoghaphing a couple of bikers meets. The regulars turned up on their hogs as soon as they take their helmets off they usually turn out to be 70+ cunts with white hair and pony tails. But no vat of cheap aftershave for those filthy fucking buggers. Week old soiled Tenas, blood stained shirts from the last right kicking the sustained, and bloody urine in their trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I was taught that it doesn't matter if the ponytail is attached to something with 4 legs or 2, lift it up and there is a perfect arsehole underneath. Either a pensioners arsehole, or a dogs arsehole .... both "perfect" in your book Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A couple of my regular summer jobs used to be photoghaphing a couple of bikers meets. The regulars turned up on their hogs as soon as they take their helmets off they usually turn out to be 70+ cunts with white hair and pony tails. I suppose you ended up in bed with both of them......lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I suppose you ended up in bed with both of them......lol. lol. Well Punker's at least there is one thing .. your mouth is far too big for you to be able to give your boyfriend a blow-job lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The last one was truly remarkable in his cuntery. Took the missus to a posh eatery, and in staggers this long coat wearing, pony tail bejeweled wanker, who it seems, bathed in a vat of cheap aftershave. You could knock a flock of vultures off a near liquified wildebeest carcass on the savannah, and he's attempting to pull the attractive server, whose eyes are watering beyond control from the alcohol burn. At long last, the sizable chap acting as the host asked the cunt to leave, grabbed his brittle fucking arm and tossed him onto the pavement outside! I hope he cracked his pelvis. Frank in a wig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Frank in a wig? Fits a cunt who is seen walking around Torquay, Dresses fairly well, with a long overcoat, leather trilby but looks and smells as if he last washed about three weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your coat, madam!! And my dress as well. I'm not leaving that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 19 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A couple of my regular summer jobs used to be photoghaphing a couple of bikers meets. The regulars turned up on their hogs as soon as they take their helmets off they usually turn out to be 70+ cunts with white hair and pony tails. Bulldog bash by any chance? Did any of your stuff end up in B.S.H? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bulldog bash by any chance? Did any of your stuff end up in B.S.H? No, wish it had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Used to read it all the time. Superb comedy value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Stubby, are you OK bby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stubby, are you OK bby? He has said that he is bald .. but also says that he shaves his head. So the current Stubby is now one of those despicable cunts who shave everything off bar the part of the hair that forms the ponytail itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 The hair are often streaky, piss yellow, scant leftovers with layers of grease and rancid tobacco waft. Nutria teeth are also sported by those wankers and so are disgusting hand claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: The hair are often streaky, piss yellow, scant leftovers with layers of grease and rancid tobacco waft. Nutria teeth are also sported by those wankers and so are disgusting hand claws. If you ever have to visit the dwelling of one of these cunts, never, ever accept an offer of a cup of tea or coffee. You can bet that it will have been made by His ageing long grey haired hippy wife and the milk will have been squeezed freshly from her sagging, wrinkled tits, which she has been expressing for fourteen years since the birth of the last kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you ever have to visit the dwelling of one of these cunts, never, ever accept an offer of a cup of tea or coffee. You can bet that it will have been made by His ageing long grey haired hippy wife and the milk will have been squeezed freshly from her sagging, wrinkled tits, which she has been expressing for fourteen years since the birth of the last kid. Bitty! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you ever have to visit the dwelling of one of these cunts, never, ever accept an offer of a cup of tea or coffee. You can bet that it will have been made by His ageing long grey haired hippy wife and the milk will have been squeezed freshly from her sagging, wrinkled tits, which she has been expressing for fourteen years since the birth of the last kid. That's the last time I invite you round for tea you ungrateful cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: The hair are often streaky, piss yellow, scant leftovers with layers of grease and rancid tobacco waft. Nutria teeth are also sported by those wankers and so are disgusting hand claws. Nutria, fucking Americunt name for the Coypu. You from Louisiana or Florida, boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 On 11/16/2016 at 12:21 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Used to read it all the time. Superb comedy value. Is it still going .. I saw an oldie wearing a BSH teeshirt yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Is it still going .. I saw an oldie wearing a BSH teeshirt yesterday. Yes, I think so, I imagine the PC hammer has come down on the practice of photographing bikini clad crumpet on custom chops though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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