Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Talentless, hawk-headed, mockney fucking slag. Usually to be found looking utterly fucking confused every Sunday alongside that ugly, bald northern monkey cunt on Sunday Brunch. This dickhead has no discernible talent, apart from the uncanny ability to engender hatred in everyone who has ever had the misfortune of watching him drool through three hours of Sunday morning TV. Thick-lipped, salivating, spastic cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Agree with your views but he does play some good stuff on his radio show. If he still has one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 and you can't fault his knowledge of antiques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: Talentless, hawk-headed, mockney fucking slag. Usually to be found looking utterly fucking confused every Sunday alongside that ugly, bald northern monkey cunt on Sunday Brunch. This dickhead has no discernible talent, apart from the uncanny ability to engender hatred in everyone who has ever had the misfortune of watching him drool through three hours of Sunday morning TV. Thick-lipped, salivating, spastic cunt. As much as it pains me, I agree. Add to that my disgust at the sight of his co-host Simon 'the' Rimmer. Makes me throw up. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 The only "funny" thing I've ever heard this cunt utter was one of the clips on that other shit show they did before this shit show... they were talking about school and bullying and shit when Simon said "you must have had a terrible time at school with the name Love, Joy, snigger snigger"...to which short arse replied "not quite a bad as you though eh? Rimmer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. Women should not be interested in football, and should definitely not be football pundits or commentators. It's just not natural or wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. Women should not be interested in football, and should definitely not be football pundits or commentators. It's just not natural or wanted. I absolutely fucking hate Chris Kamara. I don't think I need to elaborate on the reasons why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I absolutely fucking hate Chris Kamara. I don't think I need to elaborate on the reasons why. It's like saying you hate the Welsh, no one ever asks why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. There was a time when all my mates would regularly wax lyrical about how gorgeous they found Chamberlain, despite the evidence to the contrary that she is actually a disgusting, fucking pig. I don't care how informed she thought she was, she talked even more fucking shit than "Knee's up Muvver" Lovejoy, which is saying something. I hope she's dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's like saying you hate the Welsh, no one ever asks why? Ask me Eddie, but please give me a few hours to compile my reply, I don't want to leave anything out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ask me Eddie, but please give me a few hours to compile my reply, I don't want to leave anything out. You boring fucking cunt. What is it with this site and fictional cancer story cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. Women should not be interested in football, and should definitely not be football pundits or commentators. It's just not natural or wanted. I'd have licked her arsehole clean back in the day but the stupid fucking slag has fucked up her chops by overdoing the botox,now she'd just get one up the stench trench and be fucking grateful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 29 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You boring fucking cunt. What is it with this site and fictional cancer story cunts? Boring! This is the only thing you ever go on about! I really fucking hope you get a brain tumour, but sadly that is scientifically impossible. Twisted fucking cretin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, neil298 said: ,now she'd just get one up the stench trench and be fucking grateful You are a true romantic Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 No idea who this is but just like in the old days, you can count me in. Cunt's as useless as a midget in a yoyo competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: You are a true romantic Neil Too fucking true I am,I'd first buy her a Leibfraumilch and I would only piss on her if she asked me to,I'm not a complete cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Lovejoy and Rimmer are the most monstrous football bores. Their ability to drone on and on like everyone watching what is essentially a cookery program is interested in football knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Boring! This is the only thing you ever go on about! I really fucking hope you get a brain tumour, but sadly that is scientifically impossible. Twisted fucking cretin! What's wrong, Eric? You seem genuinely perturbed. I'm working on Tansactional Analysis here, and at the moment you're being a child. I'm doing my utmost to guide you towards Adult state. What are my chances of success? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What's wrong, Eric? You seem genuinely perturbed. I'm working on Tansactional Analysis here, and at the moment you're being a child. I'm doing my utmost to guide you towards Adult state. What are my chances of success? Eric will be back to you shortly. His scriptwriter has had a long day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What's wrong, Eric? You seem genuinely perturbed. I'm working on Tansactional Analysis here, and at the moment you're being a child. I'm doing my utmost to guide you towards Adult state. What are my chances of success? Nil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nil. So you concur, Eric is beyond help? Or are you lost with the basic topic of psychoanalysis I'm conducting? Sorry Decs, forgot to mention, Lovejoy is a fucking tool. And fuck me down with a feather if he hasn't had new teeth, face fillers and hair plugs, to make him look even more like the cunt that he is. Great nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I would like to crack Rimmers head open with a giant spoon. And I dont even watch his shit program. Fucking baldy twat. I'd like to see Rimmer and that other hairless freak Little, go head to head like rutting deer (obviously without the antlers.) to the death in an arena made of hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: So you concur, Eric is beyond help? Or are you lost with the basic topic of psychoanalysis I'm conducting? Sorry Decs, forgot to mention, Lovejoy is a fucking tool. And fuck me down with a feather if he hasn't had new teeth, face fillers and hair plugs, to make him look even more like the cunt that he is. Great nom. I concur Eric is beyond help... from you. You can't help anyone, Bubba. You're Welsh, and have therefore automatically failed before you even started. I believe that's why you're so twisted and hateful. Although I still don't get all the sheep shagging... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I concur Eric is beyond help... from you. You can't help anyone, Bubba. You're Welsh, and have therefore automatically failed before you even started. I believe that's why you're so twisted and hateful. Although I still don't get all the sheep shagging... He's not just any common or garden sheep shagger, he turns them over and kisses them too, and says "I love ewe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: He was a cunts cunt on soccer am. Although not as bad as that butch lez Helen Chamberlain. Women should not be interested in football, and should definitely not be football pundits or commentators. It's just not natural or wanted. I concur about said dickhead, but Helen Chamberlain? Here she is, acting the butch lez. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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