ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Utter shite from beginning to end, pedalled by shysters and charlatans. If these trainers (I refuse to call what they do education) were any good as managers, they wouldn’t be selling this bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Are these the idiots that are brought in to tell management what the workforce have been telling them for ages and then charge them £500 an hour for the privilege? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: Utter shite from beginning to end, pedalled by shysters and charlatans. If these trainers (I refuse to call what they do education) were any good as managers, they wouldn’t be selling this bollocks. In hindsight, it wasn't the wisest corporate decision to put you on this course of yours today, Ratty. Were they going for the loveable high jinks antics of The Odd Couple angle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are these the idiots that are brought in to tell management what the workforce have been telling them for ages and then charge them £500 an hour for the privilege? Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 MANAGEMENT CONSULTANTS: cunts who take the watch off your wrist, tell you the time, incorrectly, then put the watch back on your wrist the wrong way round and charge you for the pleasure. The bigger cunts, though, are those that use these idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Arbeit Macht Frei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I once went on a residential course, only to find one of the instructors was one of my own staff, albeit a freelance part-timer. A decent bloke but regarding the subject matter of the course, I knew his knowledge was nil and experience less than that. We were both a bit embarrassed but I was more vexed at the lack of integrity of the training company claiming 'leading figures in the field, unmatched in their experience and expertise'. Fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I once went on a residential course, only to find one of the instructors was one of my own staff, albeit a freelance part-timer. A decent bloke but regarding the subject matter of the course, I knew his knowledge was nil and experience less than that. We were both a bit embarrassed but I was more vexed at the lack of integrity of the training company claiming 'leading figures in the field, unmatched in their experience and expertise'. Fucking cunts. What they should have said is "leading figures in the dole queue at the local jobcentre". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I once went on a residential course, only to find one of the instructors was one of my own staff, albeit a freelance part-timer. A decent bloke but regarding the subject matter of the course, I knew his knowledge was nil and experience less than that. We were both a bit embarrassed but I was more vexed at the lack of integrity of the training company claiming 'leading figures in the field, unmatched in their experience and expertise'. Fucking cunts. I hope you had him sacked for mis-using internal knowledge and contacts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Arbeit Macht Frei. Ah yes, my old youth club, happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I hate all the meaningless bullshit phrases and cliches. Hit the ground running, be proactive not reactive, if life gives you lemons make lemonade etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I remember doing a nom a couple year ago on a motivational speaker called "Rich Dad" .. a real cunt and three quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Faith healers are the real cunts. A bloke I knew, his dad was locked up for armed robbery. Whilst inside he read a book on faith healing. When he got out he went to work. He now has a massive mansion in Essex and the Hollywood set fly over to see him. He also performs physic operations on gullible cunts with life threatening illnesses. He dresses in long flowing guru robes and talks the talk. Last time I see him I was with a couple of mates, he asked what are you little cunts doing here, getting out of your nut?, phone rang, back to guru mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I hope you had him sacked for mis-using internal knowledge and contacts? I certainly considered many of the obstacles to me fucking his wife as null and void from that point onwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: Faith healers are the real cunts. A bloke I knew, his dad was locked up for armed robbery. Whilst inside he read a book on faith healing. When he got out he went to work. He now has a massive mansion in Essex and the Hollywood set fly over to see him. He also performs physic operations on gullible cunts with life threatening illnesses. He dresses in long flowing guru robes and talks the talk. Last time I see him I was with a couple of mates, he asked what are you little cunts doing here, getting out of your nut?, phone rang, back to guru mode. There is much in what you say Fast Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: I hate all the meaningless bullshit phrases and cliches. Hit the ground running, be proactive not reactive, if life gives you lemons make lemonade etc. I didn't get where I am today by using cliches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by using cliches.... I wish I'd said that Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by using cliches.... P, this is the second time that you've used a variation of that quote. It wasn't funny the first time around, and it sure as shit isn't now. Fuck off you mincing little bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: P, this is the second time that you've used a variation of that quote. It wasn't funny the first time around, and it sure as shit isn't now. Fuck off you mincing little bore. When was the first ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by using cliches.... No, you got where you are today because of your thirst for semen, and Carlsberg Special Brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: When was the first ? I'm not your fucking wet nurse. Look for it yourself, you vile turd burgling queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not your fucking wet nurse. Look for it yourself, you vile turd burgling queer. Produce it or fuck off. I didn't get where I am today by listening your imbecilic ranting. Have you missed your HIV retrovirals course..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I forgot to mention NLP 'practitioners'. 150 years ago these filth loaders were selling snake oil and quack remedies to the gullible. I'd hammer a flaming stoat up their arses and say "programme your way out of that grotbag!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Rick_B said: I hate all the meaningless bullshit phrases and cliches. Hit the ground running, be proactive not reactive, if life gives you lemons make lemonade etc. ...administrators are all cunts. Yep. All bullshit phrases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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