Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yours certainly don’t lack shite. You are basically very dull and very, very DIM Billyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It would still have tasted better than ‘The Gravykiller’ aka Mrs Cnut served up on Xmas day, bitch-cunt-pig-whore. I'm not sure this is advisable, even though it's probably in jest. If you're leading the way it makes it harder for the mods to rein in other punters if they choose to attack you by slagging off Mrs Cnut along similar lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: I can’t wait till he finds you. Ducking stool for starters and then tie you to the top of a nice big bonfire to warm you up and dry your Oxfam shop clothes. Have fun on your broomstick you old hag. If he did find her, it would be a neat trick. He's been buried in the abandoned churchyard at Mistley Heath, just down the road from here, since 1640 or something. She probably met him when she was a teenager. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he did find her, it would be a neat trick. He's been buried in the abandoned churchyard at Mistley Heath, just down the road from here, since 1640 or something. She probably met him when she was a teenager. Total nonsense I was 32 at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm not sure this is advisable, even though it's probably in jest. If you're leading the way it makes it harder for the mods to rein in other punters if they choose to attack you by slagging off Mrs Cnut along similar lines. Noted/edited. It may sound irrational, but I could barely speak to my sister for six months, about eight years ago, after she mutilated a Xmas dinner. I mean, how hard is it to cook a fucking roast dinner? I don’t get every Xmas off, it’s ‘leave-bid dependant.’ I was livid frankly. Eight years on we now have ‘Gravygate’ in Casa Cnut. I can’t bring myself to look at the woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Total nonsense I was 32 at the time. Beg pardon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Beg pardon. I was not a teenager at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I was not a teenager at that time. I know. I was begging your pardon for underestimating your age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I know. I was begging your pardon for underestimating your age. I remember it well .. it was not until we had fucked the miserable Dutch cunt (King Billy) and his incredibly ugly wife off that things began to move forwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I remember it well .. it was not until we had fucked the miserable Dutch cunt (King Billy) and his incredibly ugly wife off that things began to move forwards. I knew Mary, personally. I had her and nailed her to the wall in Chiswick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I knew Mary, personally. I had her and nailed her to the wall in Chiswick. I thought that was Vera? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I thought that was Vera? True Ratters. Wasn’t Dolly who came home with her hair matted with spunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: True Ratters. Wasn’t Dolly who came home with her hair matted with spunk? She must've visited Johnny's 'salon' and asked for the facial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She must've visited Johnny's 'salon' and asked for the facial. No Eric, it’s all part of the pin-selling business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You are basically very dull Absolutely priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She probably met him when she was a teenager Wasn’t there a TV series called Penelope the teenage witch meets Cadfael the 12th century monk? A real, not to be missed, edge of your seat thriller unless I’m mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I remember it well .. it was not until we had fucked the miserable Dutch cunt (King Billy) and his incredibly ugly wife off that things began to move forwards. My predecessor William of Orange saved this country forever from the tyrrany of the Roman Catholic Church and kicked fuck out of the traitor King James2 at the Battle of the Boyne, over in bogland in 1690. You may have been quite happy at the time being arseholed daily by the representatives of Rome, but most people don’t like that sort of thing. Except Punkers of course. Fuck Off lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: My predecessor William of Orange saved this country forever from the tyrrany of the Roman Catholic Church and kicked fuck out of the traitor King James2 at the Battle of the Boyne, over in bogland in 1690. You may have been quite happy at the time being arseholed daily by the representatives of Rome, but most people don’t like that sort of thing. Except Punkers of course. Fuck Off lol lol. He was a Dutch bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: My predecessor William of Orange saved this country forever from the tyrrany of the Roman Catholic Church and kicked fuck out of the traitor King James2 at the Battle of the Boyne, over in bogland in 1690. You may have been quite happy at the time being arseholed daily by the representatives of Rome, but most people don’t like that sort of thing. Except Punkers of course. Fuck Off lol lol. The Dutch are notorious for being double agents .. the cunt was probably a papist at home .. ask @PANZER MURPHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 01/01/2021 at 21:26, Eric Cuntman said: Happy new year, Mr 'soontobedeleted' We're alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: We're alive! Kill yourself, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: We're alive! Reported for posting a picture of JonnyGirlsPants’ parents reacting to the news that he was coming home to their slum estate in Hull for Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for posting a picture of JonnyGirlsPants’ parents reacting to the news that he was coming home to their slum estate in Hull for Christmas. Hull isn't the end of the line. It's just the beginning of the transition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for posting a picture of JonnyGirlsPants’ parents reacting to the news that he was coming home to their slum estate in Hull for Christmas. And for generally being a spectacularly stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Hull isn't the end of the line. It's just the beginning of the transition. Good evening ‘arry’ I hope you’ve come out of the cooler a reformed character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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