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35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

This is from a xenobiological survey published in1986. As xenbiotics studies the effects of foreign compounds on biological systems e.g via diet, this report is indicative of cultural rather than racial differences.

Do you actually understand any word of this? At present you seem obsessed with Nigeria and prostitution. Tell us, Punky were you taken to the cleaners by a lady (or man) from Lagos? I think we should be told.

Stews and Sauces are essential to Nigerian gastronomy. Most staple foods are cooked plain and eaten with either stew or a sauce. This makes Nigerian foods one of the most versatile in the world. With one staple food, you can have up to a dozen different tastes. Really, there is always food for everyone in Nigeria.

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11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

This is from a xenobiological survey published in1986. As xenbiotics studies the effects of foreign compounds on biological systems e.g via diet, this report is indicative of cultural rather than racial differences.

Do you actually understand any word of this? At present you seem obsessed with Nigeria and prostitution. Tell us, Punky were you taken to the cleaners by a lady (or man) from Lagos? I think we should be told.

To be taken to the cleaners by the Nigerian specialists, it helps to have a few pounds in a bank account. 

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11 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

Stews and Sauces are essential to Nigerian gastronomy. Most staple foods are cooked plain and eaten with either stew or a sauce. This makes Nigerian foods one of the most versatile in the world. With one staple food, you can have up to a dozen different tastes. Really, there is always food for everyone in Nigeria.

Plenty of Nigerian sauces fired up your slack ringpiece over the years. Creamy white ones you dirty poof slaaaag 

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12 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

Stews and Sauces are essential to Nigerian gastronomy. Most staple foods are cooked plain and eaten with either stew or a sauce. This makes Nigerian foods one of the most versatile in the world. With one staple food, you can have up to a dozen different tastes. Really, there is always food for everyone in Nigeria.

JPEG Superfine or RAW .. what are your thoughts?

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On 10/6/2018 at 4:09 PM, Wolfie said:

That's because you're probably using a cheap Apple rip-off, which must have been brought into the UK black market by Asians. That said, my genuine iPad has a similar problem:

Cow funky fake four, MC.

No I think all iPads are like this and share the same problem with predictive text as it’s a fucking stupid American idea, so it’s bound to be retarded.  Asians would get it absolutely spot on accuarate. So go fruk yourself you stupid twet 

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On 10/7/2018 at 9:53 AM, Lord Punkape said:

Stews and Sauces are essential to Nigerian gastronomy. Most staple foods are cooked plain and eaten with either stew or a sauce. This makes Nigerian foods one of the most versatile in the world. With one staple food, you can have up to a dozen different tastes. Really, there is always food for everyone in Nigeria.

You’ve probably tucked into a snake or two. 

What a fucking gay cunt.

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Mind you, that woman getting smacked in the eye at the ryder cup has given me a few ideas for torture devices, it involves the victim being tired up naked and tubes running from one end of a room to victim, targeting eyes, and nut sack.Golf balls will be released at great speed at the destined targets.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would have thought he'd prefer Lagos style shish kebab. Anything that involves being skewered and spit roasted by Africans.

 

Anything that involves being a human urn of black chaps goo. 

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12 hours ago, scotty said:

If your preference is for white and undersized, I'm sure you have a wealth of choice among the corner faithful. 

Indeed, after several years of reading puntership thoughts one begins to have an idea who has personal size issues. Punters have no need to worry - I wouldn't dream of publishing a list of punters who feel they don't measure up, in any case quality sex is definitely not commensurate with dick size.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Indeed, after several years of reading puntership thoughts one begins to have an idea who has personal size issues. Punters have no need to worry - I wouldn't dream of publishing a list of punters who feel they don't measure up, in any case quality sex is definitely not commensurate with dick size.

Having a bath with my two year old son, that embarrassing question came up; "why is your willy so much bigger than mine?" 

"I don't know daddy," he replied. 

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Indeed, after several years of reading puntership thoughts one begins to have an idea who has personal size issues. Punters have no need to worry - I wouldn't dream of publishing a list of punters who feel they don't measure up, in any case quality sex is definitely not commensurate with dick size.

I’m well above average.

 

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Indeed, after several years of reading puntership thoughts one begins to have an idea who has personal size issues. Punters have no need to worry - I wouldn't dream of publishing a list of punters who feel they don't measure up, in any case quality sex is definitely not commensurate with dick size.

For this reason, does your hubby have a small cock? Lol.

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11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

I refer you to the first sentence of my previous post.

Why? To my knowledge I've never mentioned my cock size here (or anywhere else) before. The way you have worded your comment infers you've been happily making do with something lacking in size. Anyone whose husband had a big penis wouldn't feel the need to claim 'it's the way you use it, not its size'.

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Just now, Wolfie said:

Why? To my knowledge I've never mentioned my cock size here (or anywhere else) before. The way you have worded your comment infers you've been happily making do with something lacking in size. Anyone whose husband had a big penis wouldn't feel the need to claim 'it's the way you use it, not its size'.

Stop digging.

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