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The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

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46 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

They are getting ridiculous, no doubt there will soon be a publication dedicated to customising and modifying these devices. Could be a money spinner for you though Ed, you could stock 'Cherry bomb exhausts' and 'Stage 2 heads' for them. Ravi and Jamal etc' will be queuing round the block.

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2 hours ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

Cuntbreeds the lot of 'em. I'm already laughing at the diabolical health problems that'll be unearthed from these things in years to come. Hopefully infertility from the day you start and instant death in about 10 years.

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18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Cuntbreeds the lot of 'em. I'm already laughing at the diabolical health problems that'll be unearthed from these things in years to come. Hopefully infertility from the day you start and instant death in about 10 years.

Instant death in about 10 years?, I think your definition of the word 'instant' may be due for review old chap.

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2 hours ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

Eddie's on fire with decent noms at the moment. I fucking hate seeing cunts walking down the street with these things, releasing clouds of shit like a fucking steam locomotive. I'd love to set them on fire and produce some real smoke.

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I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes.

I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit.

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Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Ahh, the golden days of wank mags, found discarded and soiled in every lay-by. It's all to easy now with pornhub and youporn, that reminds me....

I have no idea what you're talking about! (Try a site called XNXX, no pop up adverts and fake hook up requests).

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25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Ahh, the golden days of wank mags, found discarded and soiled in every lay-by. It's all to easy now with pornhub and youporn, that reminds me....

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

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1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

You have a dungeon at work ?

Are you a warder at Al-Gruaib prison in Baghdad ?

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Just now, Cap'n Cunt said:

No. Perhaps I should have Googled 'Who tied Einstein's shoelaces' before posting. Stupid me. I'll go and have a fag downstairs in the communal garden.

Don't slate yourself too seriously, Cap'n.  I've read many biographies on old Albert.  But, by all means, enjoy a fag or two, and some fresh air, sounds a right plan to me.  

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13 hours ago, The Beast said:

I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes.

I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit.

 

I'll be laughing my tits off when in a few years time there's studies showing this kills you worse than fags.  Think about it, instead of breathing smoke into your lungs which turns into tar, you're now bypassing the need to convert the smoke into tar, you've gone straight to breathing oil vapour directly in there...

Just fucking stop.

 

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't call me Al 

You can call me anytime, call me!

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2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

I'll be laughing my tits off when in a few years time there's studies showing this kills you worse than fags.  Think about it, instead of breathing smoke into your lungs which turns into tar, you're now bypassing the need to convert the smoke into tar, you've gone straight to breathing oil vapour directly in there...

Just fucking stop.

 

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16 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

An electrician was working in a neighbours house and sees photo of a nice looking blonde .." how old is she". he asked .. "That's Mary she's 26 on that photo, she lives next door" said the neigbour. The neigbour goes out and comes back with a white haired rather plump elderly looking lady a few minutes later. "This is Mary!" .. the electrician looks shocked. The woman picks up the photo .. "yes that's me" she says, "the photo was taken in 1968!".

 

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