Cunts that vape

[Eddie]

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I'm sure I'll be cunted for this, but the same can be said for any tobacco user.  Weak willed, uneducated, bedsit dwelling shit cunts.  

[Eric Cuntman]

46 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

They are getting ridiculous, no doubt there will soon be a publication dedicated to customising and modifying these devices. Could be a money spinner for you though Ed, you could stock 'Cherry bomb exhausts' and 'Stage 2 heads' for them. Ravi and Jamal etc' will be queuing round the block.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

Cuntbreeds the lot of 'em. I'm already laughing at the diabolical health problems that'll be unearthed from these things in years to come. Hopefully infertility from the day you start and instant death in about 10 years.

[Eric Cuntman]

18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Cuntbreeds the lot of 'em. I'm already laughing at the diabolical health problems that'll be unearthed from these things in years to come. Hopefully infertility from the day you start and instant death in about 10 years.

Instant death in about 10 years?, I think your definition of the word 'instant' may be due for review old chap.

[Stubby Pecker]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Instant death in about 10 years?, I think your definition of the word 'instant' may be due for review old chap.

Alright, drop dead in 10 years. Instantly.

Does that work for you, pedantic wanker?

[Ape™️]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

The size of these vape device gadgets is getting ridiculous. They will soon resemble the Ghostbusters Electronic Proton back pack. Cunts take great pride in blowing out massive clouds of shit,  the bigger the vapor device and cloud produced, the bigger the chav. 

Eddie's on fire with decent noms at the moment. I fucking hate seeing cunts walking down the street with these things, releasing clouds of shit like a fucking steam locomotive. I'd love to set them on fire and produce some real smoke.

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Alright, drop dead in 10 years. Instantly.

Does that work for you, pedantic wanker?

Yes, lovely, I'm off for a pedantic wank now, I like to correct the spelling mistakes in Razzle.

[camberwell gypsy]

41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Alright, drop dead in 10 years. Instantly.

Does that work for you, pedantic wanker?

I just call him "PW" for short 

[The Beast]

I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes.

I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit.

[Stubby Pecker]

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, lovely, I'm off for a pedantic wank now, I like to correct the spelling mistakes in Razzle.

Ahh, the golden days of wank mags, found discarded and soiled in every lay-by. It's all to easy now with pornhub and youporn, that reminds me....

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Ahh, the golden days of wank mags, found discarded and soiled in every lay-by. It's all to easy now with pornhub and youporn, that reminds me....

I have no idea what you're talking about! (Try a site called XNXX, no pop up adverts and fake hook up requests).

[Cap'n Cunt]

25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Ahh, the golden days of wank mags, found discarded and soiled in every lay-by. It's all to easy now with pornhub and youporn, that reminds me....

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

You have a dungeon at work ?

Are you a warder at Al-Gruaib prison in Baghdad ?

[Cap'n Cunt]

3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I'm sure I'll be cunted for this, but the same can be said for any tobacco user.  Weak willed, uneducated, bedsit dwelling shit cunts.  

Yes, you're right. Look at this dull cunt....

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You have a dungeon at work ?

Are you a warder at Al-Gruaib prison in Baghdad ?

Yeoman warder perhaps.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Yes, you're right. Look at this dull cunt....

His missus had to tie his shoes, you are aware of that, yes?  

[Cap'n Cunt]

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

His missus had to tie his shoes, you are aware of that, yes?  

No. Perhaps I should have Googled 'Who tied Einstein's shoelaces' before posting. Stupid me. I'll go and have a fag downstairs in the communal garden.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Just now, Cap'n Cunt said:

No. Perhaps I should have Googled 'Who tied Einstein's shoelaces' before posting. Stupid me. I'll go and have a fag downstairs in the communal garden.

Don't slate yourself too seriously, Cap'n.  I've read many biographies on old Albert.  But, by all means, enjoy a fag or two, and some fresh air, sounds a right plan to me.  

[Cap'n Cunt]

19 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You have a dungeon at work ?

Are you a warder at Al-Gruaib prison in Baghdad ?

No, I'm the Duke Of Fucking Edinburgh, and I whip the odd homosexual footman at Windsor when I'm not too busy shagging the Queen.

'Lol'

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I just call him "PW" for short 

I can call you Betty.

[camberwell gypsy]

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can call you Betty.

Don't call me Al 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

13 hours ago, The Beast said:

I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes.

I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit.

 

I'll be laughing my tits off when in a few years time there's studies showing this kills you worse than fags.  Think about it, instead of breathing smoke into your lungs which turns into tar, you're now bypassing the need to convert the smoke into tar, you've gone straight to breathing oil vapour directly in there...

Just fucking stop.

 

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't call me Al 

You can call me anytime, call me!

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

I'll be laughing my tits off when in a few years time there's studies showing this kills you worse than fags.  Think about it, instead of breathing smoke into your lungs which turns into tar, you're now bypassing the need to convert the smoke into tar, you've gone straight to breathing oil vapour directly in there...

Just fucking stop.

 

You can call me anytime, call me!

Hello anytime 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

16 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I found a 1960's Reader's Wives in the dungeon at work. Hairy minges, real tits, fully-fashioned stockings......I was having a very pleasurable old-fashioned wank until I realised that the aforementioned wives are now either dead, or as old as Pen.

An electrician was working in a neighbours house and sees photo of a nice looking blonde .." how old is she". he asked .. "That's Mary she's 26 on that photo, she lives next door" said the neigbour. The neigbour goes out and comes back with a white haired rather plump elderly looking lady a few minutes later. "This is Mary!" .. the electrician looks shocked. The woman picks up the photo .. "yes that's me" she says, "the photo was taken in 1968!".