Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm going to bed now, the excitement is too much for me GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm going to bed now, the excitement is too much for me Am I /we supposed to give a fuck? Be assured that I don't. I doubt anyone else does either. French scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Am I /we supposed to give a fuck? Be assured that I don't. I doubt anyone else does either. French scum. I do. I'm under his bed. I have a cheese grater, some wire wool and a head full of ideas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: i bet you wish you were with Ian Brady tonight and with Myra Hindley filming it all for posterity... lol. Your continuing obsession with a sadistic child torturer, murderer and paedophile is extremely worrying. But not as worrying as you comparing him to me. Enjoy the cooler, it won't be long till you're fucked off for good you pig shit thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I do. I'm under his bed. I have a cheese grater, some wire wool and a head full of ideas. Dispatch the twat in some way that involves either a goose or garlic. The cunt should die stereotypically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Dispatch the twat in some way that involves either a goose or garlic. The cunt should die stereotypically. Sod this frog bashing lark Ape, go and answer my FlidSpack question, it's no fun playing with myself, oh hang on, I've got that last bit wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sod this frog bashing lark Ape, go and answer my FlidSpack question, it's no fun playing with myself, oh hang on, I've got that last bit wrong... go with the flow dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 fuck it's LOSER HOUR on here! I'm off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Dispatch the twat in some way that involves either a goose or garlic. The cunt should die stereotypically. Shot in the back by a German whilst running away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Shot in the back by a German whilst running away? Shot in the face by his own rifle whilst attempting to relinquish it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Ape said: Dispatch the twat in some way that involves either a goose or garlic. The cunt should die stereotypically. Forget this shit, I am arriving in the U.K. at 3.15pm today. Kindly stay away from the Stansted area with your fucking toy helicopter will you. The very thought of one of these things in the hands of a thick aggressive cunt like you, near an airport, fills me with dread. lol, vivre & fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit, I am arriving in the U.K. at 3.15pm today. Kindly stay away from the Stansted area with your fucking toy helicopter will you. The very thought of one of these things in the hands of a thick aggressive cunt like you, near an airport, fills me with dread. lol, vivre & fuck off Oh, OK then. I had, by coincidence, planned to take a day off work, travel 100 miles and fly helicopters at Stanstead airport today, but I'll go somewhere else instead. Have a safe flight - hope no FOD gets ingested into an engine on takeoff and you die horribly. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh, OK then. I had, by coincidence, planned to take a day off work, travel 100 miles and fly helicopters at Stanstead airport today, but I'll go somewhere else instead. Have a safe flight - hope no FOD gets ingested into an engine on takeoff and you die horribly. Fuck off. Good morning what a beautiful day. Fuck off you deranged wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good morning what a beautiful day. Fuck off you deranged wanker. No morning, that in some way involves you, can ever be described as good. Fuck off you retarded little weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: No morning, that in some way involves you, can ever be described as good. Fuck off you retarded little weirdo. Have you parked your disabled vehicle in the correct bay this morning ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you parked your disabled vehicle in the correct bay this morning ? I doubt it because there is always some stuck up cunt who parks his Range Rover there because he's too lazy to walk and thinks the world owes him a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: i bet you wish you were with Ian Brady tonight and with Myra Hindley filming it all for posterity... lol. Still can't control yourself, can you? See you Monday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 52 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Still can't control yourself, can you? See you Monday. Surely "See You Next Tuesday" would be more appropriate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Surely "See You Next Tuesday" would be more appropriate? Are your calling Punkers a Synt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Are your calling Punkers a Synt? Yes, but not a son of a synt, as that would technically be against the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I doubt it because there is always some stuck up cunt who parks his Range Rover there because he's too lazy to walk and thinks the world owes him a favour. Don't kid yourself Punker's Manse is a tent by the River Bollin and his Range Rover is a Raleigh Shopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 16 hours ago, Ape said: So, you've got a new car, or an expensive car, or a super car. Very well done - you must be very pleased with yourself. However, it's still a car, and will, therefore, fit perfectly into something called a parking space. Having a new/expensive/super car doesn't give you special permission to ignore the little white lines that most people actively try and park within, and abandon your pride and joy in the middle of two spaces. I think anyone who owns a "normal" car should actively park as close as possible to these cunts, in the hope that they might realise they are selfish, ignorant fucking wankers. Before I finish there's a couple of people I'd like to preemptively tell to fuck off: @Punkape - guaranteed to come back with some faux-affluent bollocks @Witheredscrote - guaranteed to come back with some pathetic flying model based drivel And finally there's a couple of people I'd like to just generally tell to fuck off: @'eavensabove @'eavensabove I've a beat up old grey van...I dont park it ..I abandon it..and nobody ever parks near it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit, I am arriving in the U.K. at 3.15pm today. Kindly stay away from the Stansted area with your fucking toy helicopter will you. The very thought of one of these things in the hands of a thick aggressive cunt like you, near an airport, fills me with dread. lol, vivre & fuck off I hope to fuck your shitty little Ryanair plane with no legroom takes a nosedive into the English Channel, killing just one of its pauper passengers. Bon chance, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: I hope to fuck your shitty little Ryanair plane with no legroom takes a nosedive into the English Channel, killing just one of its pauper passengers. Bon chance, you cunt. Now now, Bubba. If it's a flight originating from France I see no big loss in wishing the lot of the fuckers dead. Chances are the ones that aren't French will be some other Euro trash almost as bad fleeing from the rampant jihadis that own their countries now. Either way less is best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: I hope to fuck your shitty little Ryanair plane with no legroom takes a nosedive into the English Channel, killing just one of its pauper passengers. Bon chance, you cunt. His last words, punctuated by screams of terror, will be "It's La Manche, you cunt, La fucking Manche!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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