Wolfie Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Tutt Tutt... For one, according to interviews today, some women do and can in fact insert the device, thinking that they can. Second, I take precautions by tying me ankles to the footboard and/or standing up just like me Mother was told too, and thirdly when a woman is yelling "Fuck Me" then a good grinding ensues. There's more to sex than just a frig in the Mercedes, Mrs. R. With such knowledge and expertise, why, therefore, do you come across as being such a prolific wanker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: With such knowledge and expertise, why, therefore, do you come across as being such a prolific wanker? There's no doubt in my mind eavens has, at various point in his life, heated up cheap supermarket mince meat and made love to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The feeling is reciprocal. Eric clearly despises Frank, but what we would make of each other in our true guises will remain a mystery. A little revealing that you should describe me as creepy from a feminine perspective. Your oily flirtations with Lady P are nauseating in the extreme. Perhaps a bit of reflection going on there. Evidently we're never going to get on. But I'm prepared to ignore you if you do likewise. Good luck with destroying 'Eavens. He's got you pegged. Pen is a card played from my second deck. What I find extraordinary, is you playing yourself here, Eric. Tragic fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I haven't got a mother or a father. That's because they probably passed away, in their 80s, shortly after the Second World War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, FRANK said: Pen is a card played from my second deck. What I find extraordinary, is you playing yourself here, Eric. Tragic fucking cunt. Typical Svengali-esque, semi cryptic bollocks from a pathetic inadequate, desperate for everyone to perceive him as a cunning and multi layered manipulator. But we both know that the reality is a frightened little man behind a curtain, frantically pushing buttons and throwing levers, ever fearful that the people of Oz may find out the truth. That's what's really tragic. Pitiful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There's no doubt in my mind eavens has, at various point in his life, heated up cheap supermarket mince meat and made love to it. Given previous carnal experiences confined to corpses surreptitiously exhumed in the dead of night, why bother to heat it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There's no doubt in my mind eavens has, at various point in his life, heated up cheap supermarket mince meat and made love to it. What a fucking J2O drinking cunt. Real men don't even defrost it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Given previous carnal experiences confined to corpses surreptitiously exhumed in the dead of night, why bother to heat it up? I don't want to say great minds think alike Baws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Typical Svengali-esque, semi cryptic bollocks from a pathetic inadequate, desperate for everyone to perceive him as a cunning and multi layered manipulator. But we both know that the reality is a frightened little man behind a curtain, frantically pushing buttons and throwing levers, ever fearful that the people of Oz may find out the truth. That's what's really tragic. Pitiful. He's triggered by the mere mention of the McCann's. If you want added effect, tell him that you're smoking a whole packet of Mayfair whilst you're in the process of typing out criticisms about their dubious parenting skills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, nocti said: I don't want to say great minds think alike Baws... Mince be damned, whatever you do, don't mention liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 38 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There's no doubt in my mind eavens has, at various point in his life, heated up cheap supermarket mince meat and made love to it. Bag of liver is better, so they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I've gone full blown Nostra-fucking-damus tonight. Quick, to the National Lottery site....! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mince be damned, whatever you do, don't mention liver. Posted exactly at the same fucking time! Snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, FRANK said: I'll give you three days before I've fucked you off the site again.. you simple cul-de-sac-brained piece of shit. Frank, as a neutral observer on this, why do you keep bouncing back and forth between posting from a woman's POV to yours? Your multi thing was funny...once....I guess, but it really has become quite wearisome. Please, just post as yourself. Nobody is going to like you any less, as that is mathematically impossible. You're a slithering, despicable cunt....embrace that and get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's triggered by the mere mention of the McCann's. If you want added effect, tell him that you're smoking a whole packet of Mayfair whilst you're in the process of typing out criticisms about their dubious parenting skills. Criticisms? I'm writing a third person perspective novel. The working title is 'Kate and Gerry and the Bulldog shovel', time for another Marlboro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, FRANK said: Pen is a card played from my second deck. Oh shit .. I thought that I was a figment of Ratty's imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: I see you've unblocked me. How neighbourly. You've stirred a reaction because you are one fucking idiot. Just go back and read your posts lately,total bollocks as is your made up life. Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 hours ago, FRANK said: It's quite something when the site's second thickest member puts you in your place. Let's see if Alfie gives it a go. I expect my IQ rises well above yours. I have seen no sign of intelligence from any of your personas, you are truly deluded if you think you do show any. I haven't mentioned your unknown parents (anyone giving birth to you must have abandoned you on a Salvation Army hall steps) or the name you give your wife (right hand) in any posts. It takes intelligence to learn from your mistakes, only a fool will repeat them and expect a different outcome. All I see is you repeating your usual mistakes and getting coolered again, again and again. Spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 9 hours ago, FRANK said: Jesus fucking christ, you total fucking cretin. This is vintage Frank. A perfect description of the 'eavens flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alright lads? Alright Stubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I expect my IQ rises well above yours. I have seen no sign of intelligence from any of your personas, you are truly deluded if you think you do show any. I haven't mentioned your unknown parents (anyone giving birth to you must have abandoned you on a Salvation Army hall steps) or the name you give your wife (right hand) in any posts. It takes intelligence to learn from your mistakes, only a fool will repeat them and expect a different outcome. All I see is you repeating your usual mistakes and getting coolered again, again and again. Spastic. Stop thinking and typing shit, Alf.. we're mates, aren't we? Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 9 hours ago, The Beast said: Nothing wrong with an IUD, far less side effects than the Jack 'n Jill. Just as effective too. Not too sure one could guarantee correct placement by self inserting. I would have thought once correctly inserted, wait for a full menstrual cycle, check again, if still correctly insitu........ then enjoy. I like mine. After reading this pile of shit, Proper, I've realised what I'm sure you did when you finished typing it, and that's the fact Spotter could've delivered it with more flair than you ever could. Are you unwell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: After reading this pile of shit, Proper, I've realised what I'm sure you did when you finished typing it, and that's the fact Spotter could've delivered it with more flair than you ever could. Are you unwell? You're all over the place with this bollocks, bubble. Speak properly or fuck off out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, FRANK said: You'e all over the place with this bollocks, bubble. Speak properly of fuck off out of it. Utter fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Utter fucking idiot. Think about what you did there, bubble.. you vacuous dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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