Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Put him in the cooler. He did that a while back to anyone who called him a twat without giving them a warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: He did that a while back to anyone who called him a twat without giving them a warning. What a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 On 9/25/2017 at 8:54 PM, Rick_B said: Many of the curries we get in British "Indian" restaurants don't actually exist in any part of India or if they do are quite different from what we get. I had a chicken pasanda, which is usually served very mild and tasteless and full of cream in restaurants, at the home of an Indian couple I know and it was delicious, but quite hot and spicy. I bet the evening was going well until you became overwhelmed by cocaine and Cobra, and got caught by hubby for rifling through his wife's knicker drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I bet the evening was going well until you became overwhelmed by cocaine and Cobra, and got caught by hubby for rifling through his wife's knicker drawer. And some.. I can picture Rick mounting poor Mr Patel, both bound and gagged with naan, whilst Mrs Patel flicks herself off and pours a never-ending hot pasanda paste over her own head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: And some.. I can picture Rick mounting poor Mr Patel, both bound and gagged with naan, whilst Mrs Patel flicks herself off and pours a never-ending hot pasanda paste over her own head. This has the unmistakable air of the truth. Rick, how do you plead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 8:49 PM, Eric Cuntman said: He hasn't been around for a while. I've been meaning to ask him if his username means he was one of the fanatical Beatles fans who George Harrison nicknamed 'the apple scruffs' in the early 70s. @applescruff14?? I wasn't around in the early 70's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 23/09/2017 at 19:39, Decimus said: Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Gotcha. On the left of your kitchen bookshelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gotcha. On the left of your kitchen bookshelf. Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 26/09/2017 at 15:57, cuntspotter said: On Wenlock's edge the woods in trouble........ He has got a Long Mynd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 43 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Decs? It must be a clue. Along with the fact that he also nominated Rick Stein in 2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 23/09/2017 at 21:27, Guest 'eavensabove said: BHAAA-BHAAAA-BHAAAAAA. Venison, is a load of cack too. Is @ProfB Eavensabove? On the Lamb topic as well. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 49 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is @ProfB Eavensabove? On the Lamb topic as well. 🤔 Eavens is also Jazz. He hasn’t been seen for a couple of years. Normally, Frank slithering around with impunity would bring him out like a mongoose to a cobra. He’s probably dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It must be a clue. Along with the fact that he also nominated Rick Stein in 2021. It’s the Hairy Bikers book that has me stunned. At least there’ll only be one of those irritating, clueless fat cunts soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eavens is also Jazz. He hasn’t been seen for a couple of years. Normally, Frank slithering around with impunity would bring him out like a mongoose to a cobra. He’s probably dead. Don't think I had the pleasure of meeting Eavensabove/Jazz, having had words with @ProfB over time, whether they're individuals or the same person, I hope he/they/it/they're all dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Don't think I had the pleasure of meeting Eavensabove/Jazz, having had words with @ProfB over time, whether they're individuals or the same person, I hope he/they/it/they're all dead. Type: ‘dame widow fwankie’ into the search thingy, you’ll see the glorious lunacy first hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 13:00, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Don't think I had the pleasure of meeting Eavensabove/Jazz, having had words with @ProfB over time, whether they're individuals or the same person, I hope he/they/it/they're all dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, Frank said: That was my favourite. He is/was a tortured genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 11:31, Eric Cuntman said: Eavens is also Jazz. He hasn’t been seen for a couple of years. Normally, Frank slithering around with impunity would bring him out like a mongoose to a cobra. He’s probably dead. He told Alfie Noaks that I was kind to him .. I soon sorted that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: He told Alfie Noaks that I was kind to him .. I soon sorted that matter. Where’s Alfie? @Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where’s Alfie? @Alfie Noakes I knew Alfie. He died in August last year. 78. True. Thick as mince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 47 minutes ago, Frank said: I knew Alfie. He died in August last year. 78. True. Thick as mince. Frank you’re needed on ‘ever tried anal’ thread…. Filthy faggot whore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, White Van Man said: Frank, eric's trying to get out of a straightener we've arranged. Should I pm the mentally fragile little gimp my address? Yes. Love Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 10:39, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is @ProfB Eavensabove? On the Lamb topic as well. 🤔 NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 51 minutes ago, White Van Man said: Frank, eric's trying to get out of a straightener we've arranged. Should I pm the mentally fragile little gimp my address? Let it go. He has no arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, White Van Man said: I'd rather guide my father into my mother Pop downstairs and ask them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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