ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a trick question, you don't have a mole on your elbow, you leave it in the garden so Frau Rat blames it for all the holes you dig. You had a budgie named minty, a dog named compass and a chinchilla which unburied itself, and it confuses you when I exhibit knowledge of aircraft wheel spats. And you like to piss in the garden when you're drunk. See, it's me. Okay it's Eric now stop stalking me you fuckin weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Okay it's Eric now stop stalking me you fuckin weirdo I would if I could, but I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Call me a cunt if you like, but I can't muster a lot of sympathy for a Californian when his big fuckin house, complete with bastard swimming pool, gets burned to fuckery. Perhaps if he'd been raped by Harvey Weinstein or Roman Polanski or just any earwig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Eric I've decided to retire from the corner with immediate effect. You saw right through me from the very start. Here, have this.. You have died 4 times and retired 3 times. You don't get out of this loony bin. Sit back down you silly old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Correct. I couldn't have put it better myself. Well actually I could have , but when it comes to the Trio Gay, I can't be bothered. In answer to your earlier question. My geese don't do oral, so their serrated bills are not a problem. How long are you planning on persisting with 'trio gay'? Don't get me wrong Withers, it's hilarious, clever and witty but I feel it might have a shelf life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 @Frank why don't you come down to Exeter this Friday and visit George's Meeting House? We could arrange a time and then sit in there and try to spot each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 9 hours ago, The Beast said: You have died 4 times and retired 3 times. You don't get out of this loony bin. Sit back down you silly old cunt. Don't encourage him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 15 hours ago, ratcum said: How can I be sure? What do I call the mole on my elbow? Gurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 22 hours ago, Frank said: Eric I've decided to retire from the corner with immediate effect. You saw right through me from the very start. Here, have this.. A masterclass of restraint. Chet Baker sounding as cool as fuck. I play this as a solo piece in E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt. Too late, the one on my arse is called that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 41 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: A masterclass of restraint. Chet Baker sounding as cool as fuck. I play this as a solo piece in E. I once farted Flower of Scotland in front of the laws one Xmas after about half a bottle of single malt. I've not been invited since. That was in mostly D minor so stick up up yer arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I once farted Flower of Scotland in front of the laws one Xmas after about half a bottle of single malt. I've not been invited since. That was in mostly D minor so stick up up yer arse. Put the bottle down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 31 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Put the bottle down. I'm off the booze till December spotto so it's consumption can't be used as an excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm off the booze till December spotto so it's consumption can't be used as an excuse My word... what with stoptober and movember, you’ll be a new man by Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My word... what with stoptober and movember, you’ll be a new man by Christmas! I fucking well hope so, one who's not a boring, dull spastic of a cunt who wanks his maggot silly over the permeability of sandstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I fucking well hope so, one who's not a boring, dull spastic of a cunt who wanks his maggot silly over the permeability of sandstone. cheer up Deco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm off the booze till December spotto so it's consumption can't be used as an excuse Get on the bleach then, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I fucking well hope so, one who's not a boring, dull spastic of a cunt who wanks his maggot silly over the permeability of sandstone. For fucks sake Dex.. don’t tell the fucking world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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