Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I've occasionally been out and about and spotted teenage metal heads. All red hair, piercings and all that sort of shit. Then the parents appear, and they're into the same shit. Judas Priest t-shirts, piercings, big grey greasy ponytail on the Father, who will inevitably look like some sort of antisocial IT grunt for a university or something. The entire family live for heavy metal. Fucking weird. The posho version is entire families who go sailing. Even the wee 6 year old boy will have deeply tanned skin because he spent his entire summer holidays 'tacking' with mummy and daddy, and generally messing about in boats with the rest of his family. Families that are way too close in this regard, until they become the fucking Brady Bunch, are sinister. I sometimes wonder what goes on behind closed doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I did a gig recently at a “yacht club”. Fuck me, there was a few bobs worth moored out in the marina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I did a gig recently at a “yacht club”. Fuck me, there was a few bobs worth moored out in the marina. Did you play any Groundhogs covers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 21 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've occasionally been out and about and spotted teenage metal heads. All red hair, piercings and all that sort of shit. Then the parents appear, and they're into the same shit. Judas Priest t-shirts, piercings, big grey greasy ponytail on the Father, who will inevitably look like some sort of antisocial IT grunt for a university or something. The entire family live for heavy metal. Fucking weird. The posho version is entire families who go sailing. Even the wee 6 year old boy will have deeply tanned skin because he spent his entire summer holidays 'tacking' with mummy and daddy, and generally messing about in boats with the rest of his family. Families that are way too close in this regard, until they become the fucking Brady Bunch, are sinister. I sometimes wonder what goes on behind closed doors. You are being unkind TSD, here in the Wolverhampton area we have a saying, The family that injects together stays together.Its truly heart warming to see a family caring and sharing. Its a beautiful thing to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've occasionally been out and about and spotted teenage metal heads. All red hair, piercings and all that sort of shit. Then the parents appear, and they're into the same shit. Judas Priest t-shirts, piercings, big grey greasy ponytail on the Father, who will inevitably look like some sort of antisocial IT grunt for a university or something. The entire family live for heavy metal. Fucking weird. The posho version is entire families who go sailing. Even the wee 6 year old boy will have deeply tanned skin because he spent his entire summer holidays 'tacking' with mummy and daddy, and generally messing about in boats with the rest of his family. Families that are way too close in this regard, until they become the fucking Brady Bunch, are sinister. I sometimes wonder what goes on behind closed doors. That is because you're generally too pissed to vacate your brown 1970s fabric sofa, which has developed a disgusting, flea-ridden, foot-long encrustation underneath the regular spot you plonk your fat, sweaty Scottish crack. You fucking boring bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: That is because you're generally too pissed to vacate your brown 1970s fabric sofa, which has developed a disgusting, flea-ridden, foot-long encrustation underneath the regular spot you plonk your fat, sweaty Scottish crack. You fucking boring bastard. Looks like I touched a nerve. What samey samey shit do you and your family get up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Looks like I touched a nerve. What samey samey shit do you and your family get up to? I don't discuss my family here. It's in the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Enitire familys into line dancing need to be lined up and shot. Samba cunts to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, Snowflake said: Enitire familys into line dancing need to be lined up and shot. Samba cunts to. a worthy response but spoiled by childish derogatory language aimed against the African nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: Enitire familys into line dancing need to be lined up and shot. Samba cunts to. It's the families who all go out cycling together wearing matching cycle helmets and hi-viz webbing that get me. There's never an out of control bin lorry, piloted by an alcoholically unconscious Glaswegian, hurtling round a corner when you need one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 It’s those families who all use way too much hand cream that really fuck me off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a worthy response but spoiled by childish derogatory language aimed against the African nations. Please forgive Snowy for his indiscretion. He's a smashing bloke really, but coCOONed in a bubble of Garnet-esque attitudes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Its the yodlying cunts with there perfect familys and there pure blonde hair or is that a musical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 37 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s those families who all use way too much hand cream that really fuck me off. Which hand cream ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Which hand cream ? I’ve no idea. Ask TSD - over use of hand cream is rife according to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the families who all go out cycling together wearing matching cycle helmets and hi-viz webbing that get me. There's never an out of control bin lorry, piloted by an alcoholically unconscious Glaswegian, hurtling round a corner when you need one. The above family with daddy calling the wife and kids "guys". "Come on guys". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve no idea. Ask TSD - over use of hand cream is rife according to him. You should know what cream your objecting to....you thick fucking plank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: The above family with daddy calling the wife and kids "guys". "Come on guys". Or “Come on thieves” if they’re travelers.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Hand cream? Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The above family with daddy calling the wife and kids "guys". "Come on guys". You've seen those same cunts too?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've seen those same cunts too?! Any cunt who refers to people as "guys" should have the shit kicked out of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Dan, some cunts have no identity of themselves, some are brain washed from a toddler and others who choose to like the same shit without being brain washed and like it, well that's up to them. So live and let live hey Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any cunt who refers to people as "guys" should have the shit kicked out of them. Davina McCall is easily the worst offender. Usually shouted whilst pulling a stupid face. Ridiculous bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Davina McCall is easily the worst offender. Usually shouted whilst pulling a stupid face. Ridiculous bitch. She belongs to the same stable as Claudia Winklewank, Tess Daley and Zoe Bollock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She belongs to the same stable as Claudia Winklewank, Tess Daley and Zoe Bollock. The only one from that generation I like is Cat Deeley, comes across as a nice girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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