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Sports Personality Cunt of Year Bollocks 2017


Earl of Punkape

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off then.

And a little bit of advice. The plural noun of lobotomy, is 'lobotomies'.

If you wish to imply that others are cerebrally challenged, a basic grasp of language would be an advantage.

Idiot.

The username sort of gave it away. Talk about fucking spoilers.

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17 hours ago, Yourrightyouarecunts said:

I am wondering where you spectacularly uninformed and unfunny racist fucktards obtained your lobotomy’s. I assume they were free as clearly none of you have two pennies let alone brain cells to rub together.

I went to public school.

Is that a problem for you ?

Peasant.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm not au fait with the terminology Baws, but I'm guessing this cunt would fall into 'summerfag' territory?

A word seldom seen outside the phrase "butthurt fucking summerfag". The only slight drawback is that's it's still spring, and I'm not aware of a vernal equivalent.

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18 hours ago, Yourrightyouarecunts said:

I am wondering where you spectacularly uninformed and unfunny racist fucktards obtained your lobotomy’s. I assume they were free as clearly none of you have two pennies let alone brain cells to rub together.

You took the time out of what we all hope, is your short life, to post that load of shit, and you refer to as lobotomised?  I feel your time here is expired, just like your last brain cell.

Stupid fucking cunt. 

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32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I went to public school.

Is that a problem for you ?

Peasant.

More like public toilets, you faux-posh council estate scratter. I'll strongly wager you've Tippexed the house number of your grey, depressing, terraced shit-pit all over your bins, which sit under 1970s gables draped with year-round Christmas lights. You Frozen Farm Foods, pizza-snorting, Ford Escort-driving cunt.

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18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You took the time out of what we all hope, is your short life, to post that load of shit, and you refer to as lobotomised?  I feel your time here is expired, just like your last brain cell.

Stupid fucking cunt. 

 

18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You took the time out of what we all hope, is your short life, to post that load of shit, and you refer to as lobotomised?  I feel your time here is expired, just like your last brain cell.

Stupid fucking cunt. 

I'm not giving it two fucking likes.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

I'm not giving it two fucking likes.

Fuck...I know I only clicked the submit button ONCE!  

@Mrs Roops  Can you please delete the repost?  

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11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I'm amazed you gave it one!

You won't get back what you lost overnight, grasser...err..withers!  

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1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Shut the fuck up you beige cunt. 

Who are you?  Don't answer, it's rhetorical, you utter imbecile!  

Rattled little fucktard.  

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Sadly, fellow cunts, that really IS the best poor Withers can do!  Now he is completely dependent upon Eddie to do the real cunting.  

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9 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Let’s be honest, you are a little man, a boring grey John major type nob, with a shit job and low income. Bore off and take wizz with you. 

Your physical stature equals that of Kenny Baker....if only your life did, as well.

Die tonight you worthless lump of shit.  

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10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Let’s be honest, you are a little man, a boring grey John major type nob, with a shit job and low income. Bore off and take wizz with you. 

John Major may have been terminally slow and painfully unfunny. However, despite his failings he managed to hold the positions of Foreign Secretary, Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Prime Minister, while finding time to fuck Edwina Currie senseless and get away with it until she had her memoirs to plug years after it mattered a fartful. I'd say he was a poor example of someone with "a shit job and low income". 

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18 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Let’s be honest, you are a little man, a boring grey John major type nob, with a shit job and low income. Bore off and take wizz with you. 

Let’s be honest - you know absolutely fuck all about me. Go back to your parts counter, you thick, racist idiot.

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