Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Never won an Olympic Medal. Total failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Never won an Olympic Medal. Total failure. The only way the cunt will run again, is when they 'fire up' the crematorium. That will be under 4 minutes as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 He was 88, so he had a good run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Fuck off. Of course, I posted with the sole intent of provoking you into resurrecting an 8 month old nom. Stop being a saddo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Of course, I posted with the sole intent of provoking you into resurrecting an 8 month old nom. Stop being a saddo. Ok then - indulge me by expanding on your lazy, unimaginative nomination, and explaining why he was a “total failure”. His place in history was made by being the first man to run a sub- 4 minute mile. In every sport or activity there will always be people who are first to break some kind of barrier, be it physical or temporal. Are they all cunts too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok then - indulge me by expanding on your lazy, unimaginative nomination, and explaining why he was a “total failure”. His place in history was made by being the first man to run a sub- 4 minute mile. In every sport or activity there will always be people who are first to break some kind of barrier, be it physical or temporal. Are they all cunts too? Perhaps Bannister might have been quicker if he had taken his shoes off to run his races.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 56 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Never won an Olympic Medal. Total failure. Yeah - if only he'd been like Tom Daley and won 2 Olympic Bronze Medals in a minority sport, they'd have rolled out the red carpet for him, given him his own TV series and all the crystal meth and anabolic steroids he'd have wanted. Oh that we are all such failures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Perhaps Bannister might have been quicker if he had taken his shoes off to run his races.... Do you think he'd have run quicker if you were chasing him with a 12" rubber cock in your hand? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you think he'd have run quicker if you were chasing him with a 12" rubber cock in your hand? It's more likely that he'd have been chasing him with a real 2" cock in his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Of course, I posted with the sole intent of provoking you into resurrecting an 8 month old nom. Stop being a saddo. You would be sad too, if you ate nothing but own brand baked beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 25 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok then - indulge me by expanding on your lazy, unimaginative nomination, and explaining why he was a “total failure”. His place in history was made by being the first man to run a sub- 4 minute mile. In every sport or activity there will always be people who are first to break some kind of barrier, be it physical or temporal. Are they all cunts too? A record that stood for a total of 46 days so it wasn't like he was the Usain Bolt of his day. You seem rather upset about my post, can I ask, are you always this sensitive or just a raving arse bandit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Do you think he'd have run quicker if you were chasing him with a 12" rubber cock in your hand? You might be onto something there. Do you reckon the men's relay team would be faster using it as a baton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Serious question time. Ding, Snatch and Manky appear to have fucked off for good. Does anybody miss them, and if so, which one would you like to see return the most? As much as it makes me feel physically fucking sick, my vote would go to Ding. I genuinely hope that Snatch is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Never won an Olympic Medal. Total failure. A fucking stupid thing to say. British athletes rarely won anything in those days because they were true amateurs, no sponsorship, no lottery money. They had to compete against athletes from the likes of USA (all “students”) and the Eastern Bloc (all “soldiers”and “instructors” and even back then probably drugged up to the eyeballs) Poofs know nothing about sport . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Serious question time. Ding, Snatch and Manky appear to have fucked off for good. Does anybody miss them, and if so, which one would you like to see return the most? As much as it makes me feel physically fucking sick, my vote would go to Ding. I genuinely hope that Snatch is dead. Nobgobbler, Gong and Deebom are all MIA too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Serious question time. Ding, Snatch and Manky appear to have fucked off for good. Does anybody miss them, and if so, which one would you like to see return the most? As much as it makes me feel physically fucking sick, my vote would go to Ding. I genuinely hope that Snatch is dead. Manky is in Strangeways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobgobbler, Gong and Deebom are all MIA too. Gong farmer was a gent and a total cunt to boot. Manky must be dead- crushed under the wheels of a bus, the cycle ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: A fucking stupid thing to say. British athletes rarely won anything in those days because they were true amateurs, no sponsorship, no lottery money. They had to compete against athletes from the likes of USA (all “students”) and the Eastern Bloc (all “soldiers”and “instructors” and even back then probably drugged up to the eyeballs) Poofs know nothing about sport . Apart from football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 16 hours ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Manky is in Strangeways. I think you mean Manky has strange ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 18 hours ago, Decimus said: Serious question time. Ding, Snatch and Manky appear to have fucked off for good. Does anybody miss them, and if so, which one would you like to see return the most? As much as it makes me feel physically fucking sick, my vote would go to Ding. I genuinely hope that Snatch is dead. Ding every time, I admired the weird little multi-quoting sadist. 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobgobbler, Gong and Deebom are all MIA too. Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 11:28 AM, Couldn't give a shit said: Never won an Olympic Medal. Total failure. Whats all this rogered banister stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Whats all this rogered banister stuff? It's what happens when you take the quickest route down a flight of stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 7 hours ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Whats all this rogered banister stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 3/5/2018 at 12:06 PM, r-soles said: Apart from football! I bet this didn't take you very long to upload. It never does when you drag it directly from your computer's desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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