Witheredscrote Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Up my supermassive black hole? Is that what @Eddieshouts at Fwank, on Hampstead Heath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Read my grandson's Beano comic with him today. The Bash Street Kids now have a couple of black kids and a Muslim girl, and there's a couple of new characters who are on the shady side with their own strip. Just cycling back to this, did you see their special Marcus Rashford episode? If not you should Google it, but for fuck's sake have a bucket to hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just cycling back to this, did you see their special Marcus Rashford episode? If not you should Google it, but for fuck's sake have a bucket to hand. I don't usually drink on a weekday but I think I'll make an exception after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is that what @Eddieshouts at Fwank, on Hampstead Heath? You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I prefer a nice ringworld myself. That's just a convertible Dyson sphere with less real estate opportunity. Also far less stable considering it only consists of one axis. One alleged Ukrainian van goes off in the wrong place and the whole thing just becomes a hula hoop for the anchoring star. The view would be nicer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Read my grandson's Beano comic with him today. The Bash Street Kids now have a couple of black kids and a Muslim girl, and there's a couple of new characters who are on the shady side with their own strip. Does Fatty still exist as an entity in that universe or have they phased him out due to body positivity issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just cycling back to this, did you see their special Marcus Rashford episode? If not you should Google it, but for fuck's sake have a bucket to hand. I’m wondering how the new ‘blacked over’ Beano is going to handle ‘Smudge’. The Dandy will no doubt be introducing ‘Desperate Denzil’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: That's just a convertible Dyson sphere with less real estate opportunity. Also far less stable considering it only consists of one axis. One alleged Ukrainian van goes off in the wrong place and the whole thing just becomes a hula hoop for the anchoring star. The view would be nicer though. Ah, but there are some real advantages to a ringworld. By rotating it you create the gravity needed to stick everyone to the inside of the ring, and the addition of a rim wall gives something to contain an atmosphere. Also, by having shadow squares in retrograde orbit you can create periods of night and day on the ring. How are these things accomplished in a Dyson sphere, smarty pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Good morning @Ape™️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: That's just a convertible Dyson sphere with less real estate opportunity. Also far less stable considering it only consists of one axis. One alleged Ukrainian van goes off in the wrong place and the whole thing just becomes a hula hoop for the anchoring star. The view would be nicer though. 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Ah, but there are some real advantages to a ringworld. By rotating it you create the gravity needed to stick everyone to the inside of the ring, and the addition of a rim wall gives something to contain an atmosphere. Also, by having shadow squares in retrograde orbit you can create periods of night and day on the ring. How are these things accomplished in a Dyson sphere, smarty pants? You massive pair of Dungeons & Dragons benders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Ah, but there are some real advantages to a ringworld. By rotating it you create the gravity needed to stick everyone to the inside of the ring, and the addition of a rim wall gives something to contain an atmosphere. Also, by having shadow squares in retrograde orbit you can create periods of night and day on the ring. How are these things accomplished in a Dyson sphere, smarty pants? Is that similar to ‘Ringpieceworld?’ Otherwise known as the Barbican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You massive pair of Dungeons & Dragons benders. Well that's just the wrong genre entirely. And yes, Star Wars can fuck right off. Three somewhat decent watch once films decades ago doesn't justify the absolute cascade of shit ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well that's just the wrong genre entirely. And yes, Star Wars can fuck right off. Three somewhat decent watch once films decades ago doesn't justify the absolute cascade of shit ever since. Wrong genre my arse. It might start off with sciency stuff like faraday cages wrapped around planets, but it’ll soon descend into enchanted kingdoms, hairy dwarves with axes, and magical swords with stupid names that haven’t got any vowels in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wrong genre my arse. It might start off with sciency stuff like faraday cages wrapped around planets, but it’ll soon descend into enchanted kingdoms, hairy dwarves with axes, and magical swords with stupid names that haven’t got any vowels in them. No. To get from proper sci-fi to full on D&D style fantasy in one one conversation, one would inevitably have to traverse the entirely pointless and irredeemably gay steampunk sub-genre at some point. The debate would never survive the tedium, as everyone knows steampunk is solely the creation of idiot cunts who have a stiffy for Victorian era clothing and design aesthetics but lack sufficient historical technological knowledge or imagination required that makes either of the greater genres compelling. I rest my case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Ah, but there are some real advantages to a ringworld. By rotating it you create the gravity needed to stick everyone to the inside of the ring, and the addition of a rim wall gives something to contain an atmosphere. Also, by having shadow squares in retrograde orbit you can create periods of night and day on the ring. How are these things accomplished in a Dyson sphere, smarty pants? We've built a fucking Dyson sphere. I reckon at that point we'll have figured out the rest. Also "shadow squares"? So not only will you be living on the equivalent of an elastic band spinning around a constant nuclear explosion, but you also want to add retrograde orbiting air traffic obstructions to the mix? All well and good until a solar flare sends the night sky hurtling into New New Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. To get from proper sci-fi to full on D&D style fantasy in one one conversation, one would inevitably have to traverse the entirely pointless and irredeemably gay steampunk sub-genre at some point. The debate would never survive the tedium, as everyone knows steampunk is solely the creation of idiot cunts who have a stiffy for Victorian era clothing and design aesthetics but lack sufficient historical technological knowledge or imagination required that makes either of the greater genres compelling. I rest my case. Steam punk was fine in the beginning. Mostly based around writers like Jules Verne and H.G Wells. The 50s film adaptations were brilliant. The Time Machine, The First Men On The Moon. Jules Verne was putting nuclear reactors in submarines before we had proper submarines. Unfortunately, it looks like it’s been hijacked by poofs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Steam punk was fine in the beginning. Mostly based around writers like Jules Verne and H.G Wells. The 50s film adaptations were brilliant. The Time Machine, The First Men On The Moon. Jules Verne was putting nuclear reactors in submarines before we had proper submarines. Unfortunately, it looks like it’s been hijacked by poofs. Its a disservice to call Jules Vergne and H.G. Wells "steampunk". They were just the sci-fi writers of their time. Steampunk has always just been really gay cosplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: We've built a fucking Dyson sphere. I reckon at that point we'll have figured out the rest. Also "shadow squares"? So not only will you be living on the equivalent of an elastic band spinning around a constant nuclear explosion, but you also want to add retrograde orbiting air traffic obstructions to the mix? All well and good until a solar flare sends the night sky hurtling into New New Mexico. Yes, completely enclosing a constant nuclear explosion in a sphere where it’s always midday makes far more sense. On a serious note, the Ringworld books by Larry Niven are superb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, completely enclosing a constant nuclear explosion in a sphere where it’s always midday makes far more sense. On a serious note, the Ringworld books by Larry Niven are superb. I'll give them a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wrong genre my arse. It might start off with sciency stuff like faraday cages wrapped around planets, but it’ll soon descend into enchanted kingdoms, hairy dwarves with axes, and magical swords with stupid names that haven’t got any vowels in them. The Star wars flicks have become very diverse in the 40 years they've been around. The Brixton Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jahdi Revenge of the Shiv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 On 17/10/2022 at 19:08, Eric Cuntman said: They won’t be cute and friendly, wear nappies or do cute stretchy neck things. If they’ve bothered to come here they’re going to be nasty fucking shitcunt aliens with big space guns. ’No glowing fingers on these bastards’ Dr Who will protect us (Well, not the current one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Star wars flicks have become very diverse in the 40 years they've been around. The Brixton Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jahdi Revenge of the Shiv The Phantom Rapist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Phantom Rapist George Lucasade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 12 minutes ago, nocti said: Mace Dindu Imagine a Jedi called ‘G-Money’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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