Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's all this this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. Are you local? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you local? Yes. And I've just given birth to a little brown fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. And I've just given birth to a little brown fish! Pic: Courtesy of R.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Pic: Courtesy of R.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Not that they're strapped for cash, but if they don't fancy forking out for a brand new cot, the one Verne Troyer was using is up for grabs now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 I hope they don't go with "James". People would ask hewitts named after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 7 hours ago, nocti said: Not that they're strapped for cash, but if they don't fancy forking out for a brand new cot, the one Verne Troyer was using is up for grabs now. The parents of Alfie Evans will soon have one going spare. Then again, if they make it as far as the Vatican, it's guaranteed to end up with a few broken slats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: I hope they don't go with "James". People would ask hewitts named after. It'll almost certainly be named after one of the Tank Engines. My money's on Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It'll almost certainly be named after one of the Tank Engines. My money's on Henry. Although it would be fucking ace if they named it after one of Teletubbies. I reckon I can get at least 10000-1 on Tinky Winky, got to be worth a quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It'll almost certainly be named after one of the Tank Engines. My money's on Henry. That's a hoover isn't it? I've got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's a hoover isn't it? I've got one. I've got a Hetty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Although it would be fucking ace if they named it after one of Teletubbies. I reckon I can get at least 10000-1 on Tinky Winky, got to be worth a quid. I got better odds than that for my flutter on Dodi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Although it would be fucking ace if they named it after one of Teletubbies. I reckon I can get at least 10000-1 on Tinky Winky, got to be worth a quid. I asked Coral for odds on the fact that only jews complain about anti-Semitism, coz no one else gives a shit. I went to Butterfly World after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, ratcum said: Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks. and weren't they utter shit compared to the insane Chinese imports you got down the market? I remember my Aunty Vi used those bad boys to treat kidney stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: I got better odds than that for my flutter on Dodi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: and weren't they utter shit compared to the insane Chinese imports you got down the market? I remember my Aunty Vi used those bad boys to treat kidney stones. I'd empty them and make one bigun which went BANG! What about those ridiculous indoor fireworks which looked like Sushi and tasted more the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks. So what the fuck was wrong with BROCKS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Pic: Courtesy of R.K. MOMA Porridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I asked Coral for odds on the fact that only jews complain about anti-Semitism, coz no one else gives a shit. I went to Butterfly World after that ... to get my flutter on Dodi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: So what the fuck was wrong with BROCKS? They were a cunt to light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: They were a cunt to light. Looks like Jazz is well into the rambling nonsense stage of his pre-meltdown preparations. What a complete and utter fucking lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: I asked Coral for odds on the fact that only jews complain about anti-Semitism, coz no one else gives a shit. I went to Butterfly World after that Lepidoptera and Dermaptera are two completely different orders.Unless you're thinking of some kind of New Order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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