Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine how big your cock would look, going in and out of her eye socket. She'd see him coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Anyone hear that recent pile of shit on radio 4, "Where's the F in News"? Truly appalling, it's basically an all female version of the news quiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: She'd see him coming. She did say "I'll keep an eye out for you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine how big your cock would look, going in and out of her eye socket. Oh for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh for fucks sake. I fear my attempt to conflate the dwarf porn genre with something even sicker may have missed its mark there. To make up for this, let me offer you some advice: do NOT Google "eye socket fuck videos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I fear my attempt to conflate the dwarf porn genre with something even sicker may have missed its mark there. To make up for this, let me offer you some advice: do NOT Google "eye socket fuck videos". You're probably right. I'm sticking to the confines of 'anal warlord'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blind Haze Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Don’t forget Miranda Hart. She couldn’t think of anything funny so managed to shit out a comedy series which solely involved her falling over things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Blind Haze said: Don’t forget Miranda Hart. She couldn’t think of anything funny so managed to shit out a comedy series which solely involved her falling over things. Get an avatar or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blind Haze Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Get an avatar or fuck off. I was thinking of getting a Gavin McInnes avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Blind Haze said: Don’t forget Miranda Hart. She couldn’t think of anything funny so managed to shit out a comedy series which solely involved her falling over things. I spent thousands on therapy and hypnosis precisely so that I could forget this Easter Island statue looking cunt, and you've just gone and reminded me again, you fucking great cockwomble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 No idea what this crap flap is all about but i'm all for exposed tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blind Haze Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I spent thousands on therapy and hypnosis precisely so that I could forget this Easter Island statue looking cunt, and you've just gone and reminded me again, you fucking great cockwomble. I’m in bed, decided to browse the web, and then I read this post. I laughed so hard that the missus woke up! Usually she moans about my wanking. But I moan too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Blind Haze said: I’m in bed, decided to browse the web, and then I read this post. I laughed so hard that the missus woke up! Usually she moans about my wanking. But I moan too. No need to tell @Cuntybaws about your masturbatory habits. He knew everything 5 minutes after he hacked your webcam this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, Blind Haze said: Don’t forget Miranda Hart. She couldn’t think of anything funny so managed to shit out a comedy series which solely involved her falling over things. She's also too big to be classed as a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Blind Haze said: I’m in bed, decided to browse the web, and then I read this post. I laughed so hard that the missus woke up! Usually she moans about my wanking. But I moan too. Welcome, Mr Roops. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No need to tell @Cuntybaws about your masturbatory habits. He knew everything 5 minutes after he hacked your webcam this afternoon. see you've got a fan there Authoritah. You won't have to rely on your mates down the cycle shop for 'likes' anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: see you've got a fan there Authoritah. You won't have to rely on your mates down the cycle shop for 'likes' anymore. You're not the marmoset I once vowed to love always. filthy sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine how big your cock would look, going in and out of her eye socket. Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 13 hours ago, Neil said: She did say "I'll keep an eye out for you" Are you one of her pupils? Iris, said you was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Blind Haze said: I was thinking of getting a Gavin McInnes avatar. Actions speak louder than words, put up or shut up, cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Jo Brand used to be quite amusing, but lets face it, that's all she has going for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, cooze said: Jo Brand used to be quite amusing, but lets face it, that's all she has going for her. I dunno, she still brushes-up well for a Whale of her age... Put it this way, Neil wouldn't kick her out of his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I dunno, she still brushes-up well for a Whale of her age... Put it this way, Neil wouldn't kick her out of his bed. This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. You may be closer than you think. Brand lives in East Dulwich, just one short ejaculation from Camberwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Bubba C said: This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. Gyps only has the one tit, and only since Pen leant her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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