Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Ape has had some very good retorts, some of them have been fairly recent. He is often targeted by Punkape, the more recent of his cheap jibes usually ending in a helicopter emoji. Sometimes Ape takes his time to pull out his sharp knives which makes for entertaining reading, and there are times like this where he just swats him away. You on the other hand go from pining for sympathy to lashing out like a miserable angry drunk. Celebrate the fact that you are the best on here instead... A newcomer might find some of Ape’s retorts amusing, however, what they don’t know is that he’s plagiarising my old posts from the 2012/13 archives. I should be flattered, but his timing is, quite simply, appalling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 12 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'm going to do you slow...... 10 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: ... Her time will çome. Congratulations are in order as you have just graduated from the School of Empty Threats. Fellow alumni include Patroller, The Colonel and more recently, sean5302 all equally unimpressive blow-hards who promised Armageddon (but not today). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 24 minutes ago, Frank said: A newcomer might find some of Ape’s retorts amusing, however, what they don’t know is that he’s plagiarising my old posts from the 2012/13 archives. I should be flattered, but his timing is, quite simply, appalling. Utter bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Congratulations are in order as you have just graduated from the School of Empty Threats. Fellow alumni include Patroller, The Colonel and more recently, sean5302 all equally unimpressive blow-hards who promised Armageddon (but not today). Is this the 5 minute argument, or the full half hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Utter bollocks. What do you think is happening now, ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: What do you think is happening now, ape? I really don’t know, Frank. Am I being played? Say it ain’t so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I really don’t know, Frank. Am I being played? Say it ain’t so. No, it’s the Lord Mayor’s show and I’m right here amongst it all. A wonderful event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: No, it’s the Lord Mayor’s show and I’m right here amongst it all. A wonderful event. So, not his shoe then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Congratulations are in order as you have just graduated from the School of Empty Threats. Fellow alumni include Patroller, The Colonel and more recently, sean5302 all equally unimpressive blow-hards who promised Armageddon (but not today). Your delusion of superiority merely reveals a state of dire insecurity. I will allow you some more time to consider your position as it would appear that you're getting hormonal. Change your ladypad and have a nice cup of tea, I'll be with you soon sweetie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 34 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: So, not his shoe then? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 45 minutes ago, Frank said: No, it’s the Lord Mayor’s show and I’m right here amongst it all. A wonderful event. I can see you Frank. You're following the household cavalry in your City of London yellow waterproof jacket, your bald head glinting in the sun,, shovelling the horses shit. Well done Frank. You're a credit to the council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: You and your humourless fucking out of tune drivel, dissecting punkape posts at seven in the morning, will be the death of this site. Remember that I’ve been around long enough to know that you’re only here by default. And you're only here by the grace of the protection afforded to you by admin. If they let @'eavensabove off the leash, you'd be absolutely fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Are you still using the Fuji @Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Are you still using the Fuji @Frank? I bought the Nikon Z7.. couldn’t wait for the 6. Great camera and I can use my old F lenses with the adapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And you're only here by the grace of the protection afforded to you by admin. If they let @'eavensabove off the leash, you'd be absolutely fucked. During his absence, why don’t you have a bash, eric. The frustration is there and you’ve certainly got the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: No, it’s the Lord Mayor’s show and I’m right here amongst it all. A wonderful event. After the Lord Mayor's show comes the shit wagon. I'll be back later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: During his absence, why don’t you have a bash, eric. The frustration is there and you’ve certainly got the time. No, I really can't summon the enthusiasm. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No, I really can't summon the enthusiasm. Sorry. Then keep your mouth shut, you redundant fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, Frank said: During his absence, why don’t you have a bash, eric. The frustration is there and you’ve certainly got the time. What I really want to know is, why is The Alf still walking around and breathing? Do you mean to tell me that you've fallen so low that you're incapable of finishing even him off? You know I dont like seeing a job half done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: What I really want to know is, why is The Alf still walking around and breathing? Do you mean to tell me that you've fallen so low that you're incapable of finishing him off? You know I dont like seeing a job half done. It’s no secret that hermit Alf and I are a unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Then keep your mouth shut, you redundant fucking cunt. Perturbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s no secret that hermit Alf and I are a unit. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: 😢 I wouldn't believe a word of it, Pen. With just his fingers and tootsies, Alf destroyed Frank with complex mathematical aplomb, proving simultaneously that he was also a vastly superior home-cook. The sickening obsequiousness now being shown by Frank is a ploy to divert attention away from the absolute fucking pasting he took. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wouldn't believe a word of it, Pen. With just his fingers and tootsies, Alf destroyed Frank with complex mathematical aplomb, proving simultaneously that he was also a vastly superior home-cook. The sickening obsequiousness now being shown by Frank is a ploy to divert attention away from the absolute fucking pasting he took. e^(PI*i) = -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Your delusion of superiority merely reveals a state of dire insecurity. I will allow you some more time to consider your position as it would appear that you're getting hormonal. Change your ladypad and have a nice cup of tea, I'll be with you soon sweetie. Are you enjoying being thrashed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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