Cunty BigBollox Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar. So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Hopefully it'll be a tax on idiocy levels. The size of the payday loan Albie Dross will have to take out should ensure he will no longer be able to afford his internet access. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves... I can see their point, Joe Public is a muggy fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Anti-depressants. Seeing as half the country are necking 'em and playing the doctors into signing them off work with the 'new bad back'. I've not much time for overpaid, lazy, unreachable, wine addicted GPs but they don't need a waiting room full of shysters do they? So fucking tax this scandal with no exemptions. And since we're on the subject, bus passes. And boot their crutches away like Alan B'Stard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Fart Tax which of course would contribute to UK's Paris Agreement targets could be raised either at a flat rate derogation giving permission to break wind without further tax charge, or by Self Assessment based on an honest declaration by the taxpayer. Universal Credits will need to be adjusted too. In America Trump is already looking at this plan. After a trial period seeing which way the wind is blowing HMRC could follow through with other emission charges.This one could be a sitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar. So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax? If they intend taxing any sort of pleasure then they owe me a massive fuckin' rebate, my life's been as miserable as Morrissey's, cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Glory Hole tax, driving Frank into instant bankruptcy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. Who gives a toss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Punkape is partial to excessive quantities of black meat. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar. So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax? Punky would be in debtors prison before the end of the first fiscal quarter ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option. Watching snooker in black and white must be interesting "Jimmy Grey has planted the dark grey behind the slightly lighter grey". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 I remember , at school, being told about the “window tax” in the 18th century or whenever the fuck it was. Apparently rich cunts were bricking up windows to avoid paying it. Oh, how we laughed, in between trying to look up Miss Hinchcliffe’s skirt. Nowadays they tax the fuck out of anything and everything and the rich cunts don’t have to pay it anyway. That’s progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 11/8/2018 at 9:50 AM, Queefer said: Fart Tax which of course would contribute to UK's Paris Agreement targets could be raised either at a flat rate derogation giving permission to break wind without further tax charge, or by Self Assessment based on an honest declaration by the taxpayer. Universal Credits will need to be adjusted too. In America Trump is already looking at this plan. After a trial period seeing which way the wind is blowing HMRC could follow through with other emission charges.This one could be a sitter This would blow a hole in the budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 11/10/2018 at 12:44 AM, judgetwi said: I remember , at school, being told about the “window tax” in the 18th century or whenever the fuck it was. Apparently rich cunts were bricking up windows to avoid paying it. Oh, how we laughed, in between trying to look up Miss Hinchcliffe’s skirt. Nowadays they tax the fuck out of anything and everything and the rich cunts don’t have to pay it anyway. That’s progress. Fags, booze, kebabs, nail bars, Sky TV, the only thing they have not tax the poor on yet ...and they should.... is third children to separate fathers. Let’s say that adds £5000 a year to their tax bill, or taken off their family credit. All of a sudden the Unfit mother and a whore scum population will be swallowing a lot more muck to avoid the tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fags, booze, kebabs, nail bars, Sky TV, the only thing they have not tax the poor on yet ...and they should.... is third children to separate fathers. Let’s say that adds £5000 a year to their tax bill, or taken off their family credit. All of a sudden the Unfit mother and a whore scum population will be swallowing a lot more muck to avoid the tax. Agreed. We should tax larger families for sucking up resources from sensible people. I'm up for genocide and/cannibalism starting with wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 I would tax cushions. In fact all soft furnishings. We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I would tax cushions. In fact all soft furnishings. We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I would tax cushions. In fact all soft furnishings. We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt Good old ratty, like the rape of Nanjing only more rapey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Cretin. Your arse should be taxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Your arse should be taxed. It probably gets waxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It probably gets waxed. Arse-wax should be super-taxed as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 11/8/2018 at 2:17 PM, Neil said: I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. I couldn't pay mine Neil, so I got awristed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, scotty said: I couldn't pay mine Neil, so I got awristed. I paid mine with MasturCard® Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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