Neil Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man. Its how Gavin "Punkape" gets around Bramhall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man. You're right. A grip would look better than a man bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man. It probably was decs on his way to his annual appraisal at the district council with his 23 year old boss to argue for another couple of hundred quid a year. Never mind him getting a grip- I'd like to get a firm one round his neck and strangle the stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It probably was decs on his way to his annual appraisal at the district council with his 23 year old boss to argue for another couple of hundred quid a year. Never mind him getting a grip- I'd like to get a firm one round his neck and strangle the stupid fucking cunt You have a clutch bag Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 9 hours ago, scotty said: You're right. A grip would look better than a man bag. I think some clarification and context are needed here. If you were to ask Punky about his adoration for man bags, well........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think some clarification and context are needed here. If you were to ask Punky about his adoration for man bags, well........ Adoration of ball bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Adoration of ball bags. Which, with rare exceptions, (Pen) only men possess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 12 hours ago, Neil said: Not sure if this is something that's more common in London and other big cities but I've just watched a grown man in a suit with a man bag over his shoulder (worth a cunt nom in itself!) Scooting his way into Norwich city centre.A bigger cunt I've not seen for a while,he didn't have a clue on how much of a duck he looked.Decs,if this was you,get a fucking grip man. Did he have a big bushy ISIS beard and wearing a pair of espadrilles? All he needed was to be supping on a skinny latte (tricky on a moped but this kind of cuntery acknowledges no boundaries) and you've got the Top Trumps of titty hipster wankery-fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Dunno what's worse, this or grown cunts on skateboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno what's worse, this or grown cunts on skateboards. This is worse. At least the cunts on skateboards have an excellent chance of breaking their fucking ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It probably was decs on his way to his annual appraisal at the district council with his 23 year old boss to argue for another couple of hundred quid a year. Never mind him getting a grip- I'd like to get a firm one round his neck and strangle the stupid fucking cunt With luck, those pig- shit thick cunts in the Norfolk Constabulary will see a bag, a scooter, an absolute cunt riding it, and think mugger. Under new ruling they can ram him. I want him maimed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno what's worse, this or grown cunts on skateboards. What about grown up cunts on BMX bikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 38 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: With luck, those pig- shit thick cunts in the Norfolk Constabulary will see a bag, a scooter, an absolute cunt riding it, and think mugger. Under new ruling they can ram him. I want him maimed. I wish that some cunt would ram you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Gamayun said: What about grown up cunts on BMX bikes? I was going to say that. Strange cunts in their 20s and 30s, riding around on a Raleigh Burner and trying to hang around with 14 year olds. Suspect, noncy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Disabled scooter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 6 hours ago, Gamayun said: What about grown up cunts on BMX bikes? There are those cunts that ride on bikes that are patently too small for them, so their knees are sticking out when they peddle making them look like complete pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There are those cunts that ride on bikes that are patently too small for them, so their knees are sticking out when they peddle making them look like complete pricks. They're all pedalophiles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Punkers loves a chopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: their knees are sticking out when they peddle... You can take the girl out of the caravan... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Also don't forget the cunts who get around on roller skates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Scooters are for anyone below 12 years of age. Anyone over age and sporting a man bag should be administered a dogs beating by Panzy then given the keys to one of these. The car parks at GAA matches are full of them apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Scooters are for anyone below 12 years of age. Anyone over age and sporting a man bag should be administered a dogs beating by Panzy then given the keys to one of these. The car parks at GAA matches are full of them apparently... I'd need two. One for each foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Gamayun said: Also don't forget the cunts who get around on roller skates. I know. They never fall over do they? Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 Eddie would have sorted him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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