Wolfie Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There was fuck all on TV the other week so went on YouTube and watched a few episodes of this fellows show. Brilliant. I saw him live on stage years ago. You must've been quite a hottie back then, before you lost your battle with the hairy ankles and bingo wings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There was fuck all on TV the other week so went on YouTube and watched a few episodes of this fellows show. Brilliant. I saw him live on stage years ago. Some daft cunt said Freddie Starr was the great comedian of all time .. Dave Allen was a millions time better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You must've been quite a hottie back then, before you lost your battle with the hairy ankles and bingo wings. Well I'm probably the only cunt you're able to pick nowadays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I'm probably the only cunt you're able to pick nowadays! What I cannot work out is whether Wolfie is @Wizardsleeve's sock puppet or whether Wizzardsleeve is @Wolfie's sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: What I cannot work out is whether Wolfie is @Wizardsleeve's sock puppet or whether Wizzardsleeve is @Wolfie's sock puppet. Cock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cock puppet. Something that neither of them has got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, The Guard said: A real commedian I have to agree. A true genius. Do you remember the Viking Sketch? A Viking longboat lands on the coast, Dave Allen jumps out, turns to the other vikings and says; "right lads! Kill all the women and rape all the men!" (next Viking); "don't you mean, kill all the men and rape all the women?" (DA); "you play your games.. and I'll play mine" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cock puppet. I'll wager you haven't had a cock near you in years. The same however can't be said of Pen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager you haven't had a cock near you in years. The same however can't be said of Pen. Pen is one complete cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pen is one complete cock. Say something funny or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pen is one complete cock. Anything is more complete than your shrivelled worm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Say something funny or fuck off. Neither is likely to happen unless Roops puts him in the cooler again. Upon his release, the usual diatribe about his unjust incarceration, and a marathon of ironings will return him to his usual boring self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Neither is likely to happen unless Roops puts him in the cooler again. Upon his release, the usual diatribe about his unjust incarceration, and a marathon of ironings will return him to his usual boring self. Faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Faggot. He is certainly not a Brains faggot. The thick cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Say something funny or fuck off. Ming has contacted me. He is running Frank's account. He claims Frank is dead. Is that funny enough. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager you haven't had a cock near you in years. The same however can't be said of Pen. If they're as tiny as yours I've had a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ming has contacted me. He is running Frank's account. He claims Frank is dead. Is that funny enough. Fuck off. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ape said: Wanker. It's amazing what an exclusively spunk-based diet can do for you. I thought Frank was 38. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: Some daft cunt said Freddie Starr was the great comedian of all time .. Surely that was MikeD, bless his little walnut-a-head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Surely that was MikeD, bless his little walnut-a-head. Whilst discussing this cunt's death at work today, a bloke genuinely said that Bobby Davro was one of the best "comedians" he'd ever seen live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Whilst discussing this cunt's death at work today, a bloke genuinely said that Bobby Davro was one of the best "comedians" he'd ever seen live. I hope you've cut off the cunt's paper clip supply? For what it's worth, my entry in the "Surely you've got to be fucking joking" live comedian stakes is Bob Monkhouse. OK, maybe not quite Billy Connolly at his peak, but unexpectedly fucking brilliant all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope you've cut off the cunt's paper clip supply? For what it's worth, my entry in the "Surely you've got to be fucking joking" live comedian stakes is Bob Monkhouse. OK, maybe not quite Billy Connolly at his peak, but unexpectedly fucking brilliant all the same. He outranks me in local government by virtue of being gay. I totally concur on Monkhouse as it goes, he had an amazing plethora of material considering he came across as a smug, noughts and crosses orange cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whilst discussing this cunt's death at work today, a bloke genuinely said that Bobby Davro was one of the best "comedians" he'd ever seen live. Bobby Davro was a decent light entertainer for the Sun Bingo/Butlins demographic. But considering he turned up after 20 years of Little & Large, then Cannon & Ball, it's little wonder he achieved stardom. Duncan Norvelle was an annoying cunt. Of that generation, Gary Wilmot was the pick of the bunch. But that's not saying much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bobby Davro was a decent light entertainer for the Sun Bingo/Butlins demographic. But considering he turned up after 20 years of Little & Large, then Cannon & Ball, it's little wonder he achieved stardom. Duncan Norvelle was an annoying cunt. Of that generation, Gary Wilmot was the pick of the bunch. But that's not saying much. Not forgetting Roger de Courcey and Nookie Bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Not forgetting Roger de Courcey and Nookie Bear. As Roger normally had half an arm up the rear end of something brown and curly haired, I can see why this would be memorable for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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