Decimus Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Gove's been on the fucking charlie again. https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1199304826468876288 Like your grandmother banging on about doing the 'Caspar Slide'. What an absolute fucking wanker. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus® said: Gove's been on the fucking charlie again. https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1199304826468876288 Like your grandmother banging on about doing the 'Caspar Slide'. What an absolute fucking wanker. Nothing wrong with indulging in a little extra curricular bugle every now and again, Decs. Personally I'd rather the cunt sniffs a little powder as opposed to the rent boys arseholes his learned colleagues prefer. A cunt of galactic proportions, nonetheless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Nothing wrong with indulging in a little extra curricular bugle every now and again, Decs. Personally I'd rather the cunt sniffs a little powder as opposed to the rent boys arseholes his learned colleagues prefer. A cunt of galactic proportions, nonetheless. MC I'm in Fortnum's on Jermyn Street having afternoon tea for one. A fountain of sandwiches, large glass of Macallan's.. Tony Joe on my Spotify. If any of you thick cunts care to join me, I'm here until 5. Fourth floor. Far right-hand corner with air pods and hair piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 I am in Costa at Paington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Is there a bigger cunt in England right now? This little skid mark is single handedly responsible for forcing British political discourse into a post-truth anti-educationalist miasma so dense that a Cabinet minister can go on the news and claim that keeping nurses in their jobs is very much the same as adding new nurses. This little weasel smirks his way through questions and handles dissent with a faux politeness and breezy dismissiveness only found in Tory swamp creatures. A shame-free sociopath who has never missed a chance to be a slippery Machiavellian cunt. He knows he talks bollocks but does it anyway, for who will stop him? Numbers are meaningless. Facts are opinions. Truth is lies. Black is white. A former education Secretary who Invokes the mob against the expert. I’d like to see his head on a fucking spike, pronto. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I am in Costa at Paington. We know. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Frank said: MC I'm in Fortnum's on Jermyn Street having afternoon tea for one. A fountain of sandwiches, large glass of Macallan's.. Tony Joe on my Spotify. If any of you thick cunts care to join me, I'm here until 5. Fourth floor. Far right-hand corner with air pods and hair piece. Single Malt Whisky with sandwiches? You know the staff are laughing at you, don’t you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Single Malt Whisky with sandwiches? You know the staff are laughing at you, don’t you? Not only the staff. I’ve got AirPods sticking out of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Not only the staff. I’ve got AirPods sticking out of my head. Act your fucking age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus® said: Act your fucking age. That's the problem. He'll never live to be as old as he looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Decimus® said: Act your fucking age. I have no idea how I've got to where I am today. I sold a few houses.. sat on a couple. Some of us are just lucky I suppose. Life is fun in W1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: rent boys arseholes Something you're all too familiar with. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is there a bigger cunt in England right now? This little skid mark is single handedly responsible for forcing British political discourse into a post-truth anti-educationalist miasma so dense that a Cabinet minister can go on the news and claim that keeping nurses in their jobs is very much the same as adding new nurses. This little weasel smirks his way through questions and handles dissent with a faux politeness and breezy dismissiveness only found in Tory swamp creatures. A shame-free sociopath who has never missed a chance to be a slippery Machiavellian cunt. He knows he talks bollocks but does it anyway, for who will stop him? Numbers are meaningless. Facts are opinions. Truth is lies. Black is white. A former education Secretary who Invokes the mob against the expert. I’d like to see his head on a fucking spike, pronto. An oily fucking squirt who's made an art form of cuntery , is shithousery personified and possessive of a face so deserving of a rapid meeting with a length of Howdens best rough sawn 4x2 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Not only the staff. I’ve got AirPods sticking out of my head. I hope they’re AirPod Pros and not the ghastly original version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I hope they’re AirPod Pros and not the ghastly original version. Ape I’m in Saint James’s Park. It’s raining and I’m not feeling great. Am I in the top ten on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Am I in the top ten on here? You're about as popular around here as Maddie McCann was with her parents, i.e. we'd all like to bury you in the middle of fucking nowhere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Something you're all too familiar with. Dickhead. Hilarious. Fortunately the closest I ever get to rentboys and arseholes is our virtual duels. Though how you finance the latest installments of 'Call Of Duty' is none of my concern. The mind boggles, Keith Vaz Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: MC I'm in Fortnum's on Jermyn Street having afternoon tea for one. A fountain of sandwiches, large glass of Macallan's.. Tony Joe on my Spotify. If any of you thick cunts care to join me, I'm here until 5. Fourth floor. Far right-hand corner with air pods and hair piece. No can do Frankie, I'm nowhere near the west end today. Besides, do you really expect me to fool for that routine? I'm not Judge. Work on some new material, then get back to me. You Tommy Cooper-esque cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 That Gove tweet was fucking hilarious. He's obviously trying to face down Stormzy and undertaking a bit of cultural appropriation in the process, to get a rise out of the pretendy offendys. He's succeeding too - you stupid fucking twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 36 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape I’m in Saint James’s Park. It’s raining and I’m not feeling great. Am I in the top ten on here? Id certainly rank you well above the likes of @Erroreptile404 and @Salty Piss Flap, although I doubt you’ll take much comfort in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Id certainly rank you well above the likes of @Erroreptile404 and @Salty Piss Flap, although I doubt you’ll take much comfort in that. Is everything OK Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is there a bigger cunt in England right now? This little skid mark is single handedly responsible for forcing British political discourse into a post-truth anti-educationalist miasma so dense that a Cabinet minister can go on the news and claim that keeping nurses in their jobs is very much the same as adding new nurses. This little weasel smirks his way through questions and handles dissent with a faux politeness and breezy dismissiveness only found in Tory swamp creatures. A shame-free sociopath who has never missed a chance to be a slippery Machiavellian cunt. He knows he talks bollocks but does it anyway, for who will stop him? Numbers are meaningless. Facts are opinions. Truth is lies. Black is white. A former education Secretary who Invokes the mob against the expert. I’d like to see his head on a fucking spike, pronto. You are still in Australia aren't You ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Id certainly rank you well above the likes of @Erroreptile404 and @Salty Piss Flap, although I doubt you’ll take much comfort in that. No. On those rare occasions when I’m on a roll, combined with a video and perhaps a little like farming, would you say that I’m at least on par with Decimus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: No can do Frankie, I'm nowhere near the west end today. Besides, do you really expect me to fool for that routine? I'm not Judge. Work on some new material, then get back to me. You Tommy Cooper-esque cunt. I was there mc, however, the hairpiece bit wasn’t true. I couldn’t rule out big Eric turning up with one of his genuine mahogany hand-carved vintage knives. The stupid old bastard. It would have been a pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Nothing wrong with indulging in a little extra curricular bugle every now and again, Decs. Personally I'd rather the cunt sniffs a little powder as opposed to the rent boys arseholes his learned colleagues prefer. A cunt of galactic proportions, nonetheless. He's just enjoying the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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