Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Me and roops have a thing stubbs based on sex, and sex only, do not concern yourself. I'm guessing she straps on the plastic and you take up the shit pipe. That head board must be gnawed to fuck by your gurt big ivory noshers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You don't have to buy it. He just uses the one on your iPad. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Frank said: Idiot. You have an uncanny way of making yourself look like a colossal twat with every post Frank. Even the newbies are putting the boot in with impunity. Set yourself on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing she straps on the plastic and you take up the shit pipe. That head board must be gnawed to fuck by your gurt big ivory noshers? Why the animosity Stubbs? She loves me is all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You have an uncanny way of making yourself look like a colossal twat with every post Frank. Even the newbies are putting the boot in with impunity. Set yourself on fire Shut the fuck up and get back to your "tucking". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This surely must be a new phenomenon scrote? The average garlic smelling frog was more than keen to share his women with the square jawed Hun. Then the yanks, Canadians, Brits, Aussies, Indians etc. I believe it's Algerians and Congolese now I didn't believe Frank when he told me you were slow witted, repetitive, and more boring than Ape. I do now. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You have an uncanny way of making yourself look like a colossal twat with every post Frank. What he looks like is a Quentin Blake illustration that's been smeared in shit, the twiglet cunt. Edited December 11, 2019 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why the animosity Stubbs? She loves me is all... I'm certain she does Ed. you certainly press the right button for her. I couldn't keep my tongue on the slippery thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I didn't believe Frank when he told me you were slow witted, repetitive, and more boring than Ape. I do now. Idiot. There are many sticks to beat an unimaginative wanker like you with old bean but this ones a real fave. With any luck a few more will join in reminding you of what a cowardly, ungrateful and backstabbing nation of ponces you belong to. Good work on the idiot jibe, I've not seen it used before 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I didn't believe Frank when he told me you were slow witted, repetitive, and more boring than Ape. I do now. Idiot. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 11 hours ago, Decimus said: He looks like a Quentin Blake illustration that's been smeared in shit, the twiglet cunt. What with franks walking skeleton frame, terminal tertiary cancer and various types of bad AIDS, his yearly bowel movement it probably not dissimilar to a twiglet How he finds the energy to roar up all those rent boys is beyond me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: There are many sticks to beat an unimaginative wanker like you with old bean but this ones a real fave. With any luck a few more will join in reminding you of what a cowardly, ungrateful and backstabbing nation of ponces you belong to. Good work on the idiot jibe, I've not seen it used before Stubby's nothing special, in fact he's a bit of a bore. When Stubby tells a joke you've probably heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Common is the only kind of knowledge you have. But then, you're dirt common yourself so, nothing more is expected of you. I would hope not. You've got enough to do displaying your own pile of shit education. Wouldn't want to overtax that single brain cell of yours. I would ask you to try harder but I know you can’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Out of likes. I just hope when Frank inevitably turns on you over Christmas, when he’s drunk himself into oblivion in an attempt to blot our how shit he’s become, that I’m logged in to witness it. You vile, sycophantic old slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Ape™️ said: I just hope when Frank inevitably turns on you over Christmas, when he’s drunk himself into oblivion in an attempt to blot our how shit he’s become, that I’m logged in to witness it. You vile, sycophantic old slag. You okay Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Erm.. yes. That was kind of the point. I thought my version was neater. Jet lagged to fuck though. Sorry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Soll ich deinen mantel bekommen? Bit warm for a Coat, love, but point taken. Jet lagged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Decimus said: What he looks like is a Quentin Blake illustration that's been smeared in shit, the twiglet cunt. @Decimus. When you have got some time to spare, would you mind telling me exactly what it is like to be a very, very angry little man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Glowworm said: @Decimus. When you have got some time to spare, would you mind telling me exactly what it is like to be a very, very angry little man? Well, you know what it's like to be a man, albeit it a degenerate one with a mental illness that causes you to believe you're a female stuck in a male's body. And you definitely know what it's like to be angry, as you've been rattling for days now and responding to every dig, no matter how slight. As for being little, at 6'4 with a back as wide as a Ford Mondeo, you haven't got much experience in that area. Neither have I, unfortunately, so I suggest that you save it up along with all your other stupid and fucking inane questions, and ask whoever you're spending Christmas with. Which will be nobody. Goodnight, freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well, you know what it's like to be a man, albeit it a degenerate one with a mental illness that causes you to believe you're a female stuck in a male's body. And you definitely know what it's like to be angry, as you've been rattling for days now and responding to every dig, no matter how slight. As for being little, at 6'4 with a back as wide as a Ford Mondeo, you haven't got much experience in that area. Neither have I, unfortunately, so I suggest that you save it up along with all your other stupid and fucking inane questions, and ask whoever you're spending Christmas with. Which will be nobody. Goodnight, freak. I thought that you had a Fiesta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Stubby's nothing special, in fact he's a bit of a bore. When Stubby tells a joke you've probably heard it before. But Glowworm has a defect, a hideous thing, ‘cause everyone screams when its cock starts to swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 50 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I thought my version was neater. Jet lagged to fuck though. Sorry.. 46 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Bit warm for a Coat, love, but point taken. Jet lagged. Ooooh Bertie Big Bollocks has been on one of those new fangled flying machines and wants everyone to know it. Where have you been Bertie? In LA fucking some Hollywood starlet? In Berlin tying up some multi million Euro business deal? They seek him here, they seek him there. Come on Bertie, you know you want to tell us and we are all so impressed by your jet set life style. Fucking prick. 🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well, you know what it's like to be a man, albeit it a degenerate one with a mental illness that causes you to believe you're a female stuck in a male's body. And you definitely know what it's like to be angry, as you've been rattling for days now and responding to every dig, no matter how slight. As for being little, at 6'4 with a back as wide as a Ford Mondeo, you haven't got much experience in that area. Neither have I, unfortunately, so I suggest that you save it up along with all your other stupid and fucking inane questions, and ask whoever you're spending Christmas with. Which will be nobody. Goodnight, freak. I've got a booking to do the photography at a wedding in Acle in April .. any ideas of a good hotel for a couple of nights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: But Glowworm has a defect, a hideous thing, ‘cause everyone screams when its cock starts to swing. Ape's so grateful and proud .. all he wants to di to sing it out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I've got a booking to do the photography at a wedding in Acle in April .. any ideas of a good hotel for a couple of nights? Try the Bates Motel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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