'surviving on just £480 a month'

[King Billy]

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I should point out for the benefit of anyone who thinks we're being stupid, heartless, insensitive cunts that these are actually direct quotes from Boris Johnson's preface to the Conservative Party Manifesto.

It’s irrelevant anyway as when Comrade Corbyn becomes our ‘Glorious Leader’ the long knives will be swiftly utilised and ‘the rich’ will be erased from history. The faithful will live forevermore in a state of Marxist utopia, merrily clicking away on their free fibre optic broadband, desperately searching the ‘new improved internet’ for which shops have the shortest food queues and tracking the estimated delivery date of their Lada hybrid which they’ve been on the waiting list for all their lives, until they succumb to old age and illness, only to be told that the reason the NHS isn’t able to offer them a decent service is all because of the previous Tory government cuts. (75 years ago).

🎶 Things can only get better 🎶

[Eric Cuntman]

35 minutes ago, ratcum said:

"where's there's smoke there's a rape victim"

                                                                              old Indian proverb

Is that Archie Andrews in your avatar? 

A fucking ventriloquist act that began on radio. People must've been thick back then. 

[Roadkill]

38 minutes ago, ratcum said:

"where's there's smoke there's a rape victim"

                                                                              old Indian proverb

You should do Christmas cards, Ratty.

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You should do Christmas cards, Ratty.

funkyrat.com ?

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

8 hours ago, Roadkill said:

There's something dodgy about these two, and not just their benefit scrounging. Thought the cunts were using that face swapper app when I first saw this.

It's obvious to me that she doesn't like a bit of bum love, if she did she wouldn't have shot out seven burdens on the taxpayers.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

Anyroad, it's Sally Bundock time, now there's a thought . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

[Cunty BigBollox]

What perplexes me about welfare dependant scroungers is, they always seem to have cash for beer and tabs, and the odd tattoo. Bring back fucking luncheon vouchers and milk tokens or, and national service.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What perplexes me about welfare dependant scroungers is, they always seem to have cash for beer and tabs, and the odd tattoo. Bring back fucking luncheon vouchers and milk tokens or, and national service.

And rickets and ringworm and diphtheria.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Every time a poor person takes out a payday loan, or smokes a non-filter cigarette, or steps on a landmine, I make money. Fuck ethics, and fuck poor people.

What's to be done bawsy?

Sterilisation of the poor? Rendering down fatties for fuel? Gassing our prisons? Tattooed scum wood chipped into fish food? 

Or all of the above

[Penny Farthing]

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What perplexes me about welfare dependant scroungers is, they always seem to have cash for beer and tabs, and the odd tattoo. Bring back fucking luncheon vouchers and milk tokens or, and national service.

Are you Crazy George and do you have a BRIGHTHOUSE?

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What's to be done bawsy?

Sterilisation of the poor? Rendering down fatties for fuel? Gassing our prisons? Tattooed scum wood chipped into fish food? 

Or all of the above

Actually Stubby you are as thick as two short planks. For any financial system to function you need to have both wealthy and less wealthy people some of who will be poor.. The critical though with the less wealthy and the poor is that they should be in employment. Whilst I dislike the tattooed scum a fair proportion of the tattooed scum do actually work for a living doing useful jobs that the rest of us would be fucked up if they stopped doing those jobs. From what I can see you on the other hand are not actually doing anything useful other than allowing people who want to evade environmental protection laws to tick boxes. In basic terms if you were eaten by a family of wild boars today society would still continue to function without a glitch. Indeed if that were happen there would be a benefit to society in that it would make interesting newsprint.

[Witheredscrote]

31 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Actually Stubby you are as thick as two short planks. For any financial system to function you need to have both wealthy and less wealthy people some of who will be poor.. The critical though with the less wealthy and the poor is that they should be in employment. Whilst I dislike the tattooed scum a fair proportion of the tattooed scum do actually work for a living doing useful jobs that the rest of us would be fucked up if they stopped doing those jobs. From what I can see you on the other hand are not actually doing anything useful other than allowing people who want to evade environmental protection laws to tick boxes. In basic terms if you were eaten by a family of wild boars today society would still continue to function without a glitch. Indeed if that were happen there would be a benefit to society in that it would make interesting newsprint.

I can see the headline now  'Boring Cunt Gets Eaten By Boars'

[Jiggerycock]

9 hours ago, ratcum said:

The central pillars of Ratzi Party policy with regards to energy, housing, immigration and employment are:

1. Transport
2.  Gas
3.  Burn
4.  Work to death

....and those four points alone make for a great 'Arts and Culture' policy too - how do I join?

[Decimus]

20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I can see the headline now  'Boring Cunt Gets Eaten By Boars'

As a man with young grandchildren, how did you sleep last night after offering Reptile tacit support over his nonce enabling?

I imagine that your daughter would be absolutely disgusted with you.

[Frank]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

As a man with young grandchildren, how did you sleep last night after offering Reptile tacit support over his nonce enabling?

I imagine that your daughter would be absolutely disgusted with you.

Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. Let’s hope MC’s lengthy ban will be a lesson learned. Make me laugh or fuck off. 
 

 

[Decimus]

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. Let’s hope MC’s lengthy ban will be a lesson learned. Make me laugh or fuck off. 
 

 

The thought of you gumming me to death is hardly an intimidating prospect. You're a toothless parody of your former self.

[Stubby Pecker]

36 minutes ago, Frank said:

Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. Let’s hope MC’s lengthy ban will be a lesson learned. Make me laugh or fuck off. 
 

 

I've only just come round after reading your and Withers joint PM assault on the stubbinator. You really are a cruel and nasty cunt frank.

Idiot.

[Penny Farthing]

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've only just come round after reading your and Withers joint PM assault on the stubbinator. You really are a cruel and nasty cunt frank.

Idiot.

Stubby I have still got my sense of wonder .. what I wonder is why the fuck you don't shut up?

[Roadkill]

3 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Stubby I have still got my sense of wonder .. what I wonder is why the fuck you don't shut up?

You're going to be on a high for the rest of the fucking week after that Frank like you got, aren't you? You're a fucking headcase. 

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You're going to be on a high for the rest of the fucking week after that Frank like you got, aren't you? You're a fucking headcase. 

NO

[Cuntybaws]

11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What's to be done bawsy?

Sterilisation of the poor? Rendering down fatties for fuel? Gassing our prisons? Tattooed scum wood chipped into fish food? 

Or all of the above

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

10 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Actually Stubby you are as thick as two short planks. For any financial system to function you need to have both wealthy and less wealthy people some of who will be poor.. The critical though with the less wealthy and the poor is that they should be in employment. Whilst I dislike the tattooed scum a fair proportion of the tattooed scum do actually work for a living doing useful jobs that the rest of us would be fucked up if they stopped doing those jobs. From what I can see you on the other hand are not actually doing anything useful other than allowing people who want to evade environmental protection laws to tick boxes. In basic terms if you were eaten by a family of wild boars today society would still continue to function without a glitch. Indeed if that were happen there would be a benefit to society in that it would make interesting newsprint.

It would certainly create employment opportunity, as someone would have clean up all the wild boar vomit and diarrhea after they ingested him and became violently ill.

Win-win for everyone except the wild boars.

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

47 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

It would certainly create employment opportunity, as someone would have clean up all the wild boar vomit and diarrhea after they ingested him and became violently ill.

Win-win for everyone except the wild boars.

Diarrhoea. Might be a problem for fat cunts with a hyper slow metabolism, such as yours.

[Penny Farthing]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html

[camberwell gypsy]

12 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html

I see one of the sprogs is called Laysie. Its life is mapped out already.