Eddie Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Bend I’ve just caught sight of Lionel Ritchie’s face. My god. I’m soaking bloody wet, but well worth the 5am start this morning, excellent atmosphere despite the weather. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Good morning, Saveloy. You ok hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You ok hun? Just dandy Mr Penelope; I've this minute necked by fifth or sixth shot of beautiful, freshly-ground organic Honduras coffee: crisp, fruity, full of caffiene. This, after 7-8 hours of unbroken sleep. Here, have this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: Bend I’ve just caught sight of Lionel Ritchie’s face. My god. I know that you're a massive fan of their work, but can you explain to me why the fuck Ant and/or Dec were present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Frank said: Bend I’ve just caught sight of Lionel Ritchie’s face. My god. Shouldn’t have looked up while he was emptying both balls in your gob should you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Shouldn’t have looked up while he was emptying both balls in your gob should you? Drunk Again? Idiot weasel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Drunk Again? Idiot weasel. Do you fucking want some? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Drunk Again? Idiot weasel. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Drunk Again? Idiot weasel. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Drunk Again? Idiot weasel. How many wanks did you manage today watching all those big butch sailors? I’ll also wager you watched it all alone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: How many wanks did you manage today watching all those big butch sailors? I’ll also wager you watched it all alone Frank was five rows behind Prince Harry, next to Sam Smith, Alan Carr and David Lammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Frank was five rows behind Prince Harry, next to Sam Smith, Alan Carr and David Lammy. Sucking off Carr whilst Lammy battered his arse with his reparation angry black snake. Harry live streamed it to the Markle woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sucking off Carr whilst Lammy battered his arse with his reparation angry black snake. Harry live streamed it to the Markle woman I loved the bit when the black people started dancing and singing some sort of prayer, and a couple of the female ones were actually twerking. No doubt that’s the only clip that BBC, ITN, Sky News etc will show for the next 50 years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you fucking want some? Show me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Show me. And the Plymouth repairs itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I loved the bit when the black people started dancing and singing some sort of prayer, and a couple of the female ones were actually twerking. No doubt that’s the only clip that BBC, ITN, Sky News etc will show for the next 50 years. Indeed. It’s a shame Phil the Greek wasn’t around to see this tribal abomination of whoa whoa whoa, yeah yeah yeah shite. He’d have shot the fucking lot with both barrels then sunk the dugout canoes they’d paddled up the Thames in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 On 06/05/2023 at 14:07, Decimus said: I know that you're a massive fan of their work, but can you explain to me why the fuck Ant and/or Dec were present? I'm a cunt get me out of here was filmed last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 On 06/05/2023 at 21:02, Stubby Pecker said: How many wanks did you manage today watching all those big butch sailors? I’ll also wager you watched it all alone You spelt 'yanks' wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 @The Beast I can't find the comment I was looking for, but I'm in agreement with @Eric Cuntman re changing the 'Cunts Corner' bank statement description... it's a little embarrassing. Just think – if The Sunday Times ever did a job on this shithole like it did on DSMO, the wankers would describe here as "...an abuse website which inflicted suffering on its hundreds of victims. Owner and proprietor, real name Edward Bundy, a former NHS employee from Essex, who operated an underground website which facilitated the exchange of abusive data using the domain name 'C***s C****r', posted under the moniker 'The Beast'... bla bla"; I think you'll agree it doesn't look good. Just think of the ignominious consequences, especially as senationalist journalists would completely choose to ignore your life's many positive points, chiefly among them – like others – being able to let rip with a free, and often ruthless, opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I went to donate yesterday, which I am happy to do, but then... it's a little embarrassing... Would be better if you donated your body to science immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 11/05/2023 at 18:11, Wolfie said: @The Beast I can't find the comment I was looking for, but I'm in agreement with @Eric Cuntman re changing the 'Cunts Corner' bank statement description... it's a little embarrassing. Just think – if The Sunday Times ever did a job on this shithole like it did on DSMO, the wankers would describe here as "...an abuse website which inflicted suffering on its hundreds of victims. Owner and proprietor, real name Edward Bundy, a former NHS employee from Essex, who operated an underground website which facilitated the exchange of abusive data using the domain name 'C***s C****r', posted under the moniker 'The Beast'... bla bla"; I think you'll agree it doesn't look good. Just think of the ignominious consequences, especially as senationalist journalists would completely choose to ignore your life's many positive points, chiefly among them – like others – being able to let rip with a free, and often ruthless, opinion. Exactly why I’ll never donate to this site in the current way. However, if proper wants to PM me his address, I’ll sling him 50 quid cash which of course he’ll guarantee will be spent on site upkeep and not on a piss up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Exactly why I’ll never donate to this site in the current way. However, if proper wants to PM me his address, I’ll sling him 50 quid cash which of course he’ll guarantee will be spent on site upkeep and not on a piss up Agreed. If they come up with something more covert then I’m in, but I’m not handing my card details over to a site for dodgy cunts run by complete cunts. It took me years to get my current job which I don’t have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 11/05/2023 at 18:21, Shitpipe Sid said: Would be better if you donated your body to science immediately. The scientists would definitely contest the will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 11/05/2023 at 18:11, Wolfie said: @The Beast I can't find the comment I was looking for, but I'm in agreement with @Eric Cuntman re changing the 'Cunts Corner' bank statement description... it's a little embarrassing. Just think – if The Sunday Times ever did a job on this shithole like it did on DSMO, the wankers would describe here as "...an abuse website which inflicted suffering on its hundreds of victims. Owner and proprietor, real name Edward Bundy, a former NHS employee from Essex, who operated an underground website which facilitated the exchange of abusive data using the domain name 'C***s C****r', posted under the moniker 'The Beast'... bla bla"; I think you'll agree it doesn't look good. Just think of the ignominious consequences, especially as senationalist journalists would completely choose to ignore your life's many positive points, chiefly among them – like others – being able to let rip with a free, and often ruthless, opinion. I’m glad I’m not a real person so all I can do is wish you all the best of luck for your time in jail. I’ve got an underground bunker fully stocked with pot noodles and cup a soup to hide out in just in case I’m wrong (very unlikely) and I am a real person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It took me years to get my current job which I don’t have. First rule of living on Merseyside…. Never ever ever do a days work. You’ll go far lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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