White Cunt Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Harry and Meghan had jointly announced that they are leaving the royal gravy train to go out there into the real world and fend for themselves, without the help of British tax payers. How very brave. I have a suggestion for a comedy act; Harry can slip back into a Hitler outfit, while Meg will act as the dotting Eva Braun. After securing a few shows in some sleazy comedy clubs, maybe it will dawn on them what a fucking waste of space they really are. Or maybe not? Which will bear out another fruit: writing their memoirs and pocketing millions from the church of Windsor faithfuls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 In an ironic sort of role reversal, it sounds like Harry's whipped here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Harry and Meghan had jointly announced that they are leaving the royal gravy train to go out there into the real world and fend for themselves, without the help of British tax payers. How very brave. I have a suggestion for a comedy act; Harry can slip back into a Hitler outfit, while Meg will act as the dotting Eva Braun. After securing a few shows in some sleazy comedy clubs, maybe it will dawn on them what a fucking waste of space they really are. Or maybe not? Which will bear out another fruit: writing their memoirs and pocketing millions from the church of Windsor faithfuls. Harry has been hypnotised by trailer trash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Harry has been hypnotised by trailer trash. Like attracts like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Apparently they want to be "financially independent". Does that mean they'll be reimbursing the taxpayer for that humongous fuck off wedding they had not long back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 23 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Harry and Meghan had jointly announced that they are leaving the royal gravy train to go out there into the real world and fend for themselves, without the help of British tax payers. How very brave. I have a suggestion for a comedy act; Harry can slip back into a Hitler outfit, while Meg will act as the dotting Eva Braun. After securing a few shows in some sleazy comedy clubs, maybe it will dawn on them what a fucking waste of space they really are. Or maybe not? Which will bear out another fruit: writing their memoirs and pocketing millions from the church of Windsor faithfuls. Like great-great uncle, like nephew. He's an emasculated, pussy whipped, under the thumb fucking disgrace. If he's fucking off, I suggest that he pays back the money forked out for his sham of a wedding and the refurbishment of his "cottage". One down, a few dozen more to go. Fuck the royals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently they want to be "financially independent". Does that mean they'll be reimbursing the taxpayer for that humongous fuck off wedding they had not long back? Harry's white trash now so he'll use Meghan's ethnicity to get a crib in the projects. Yo dawg 🍗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently they want to be "financially independent". Does that mean they'll be reimbursing the taxpayer for that humongous fuck off wedding they had not long back? Fat chance. But the trying might be much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 It won't last long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 12 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: It won't last long. They have already dropped a hint about their new "charitable foundation". All aspirational politicians and corporate executives will be queuing up with "donations". The duo have a fresh, fully fitted gravy train to board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Barneycunt said: It won't last long. Not if Philip drives them to the airport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Harry has been hypnotised by trailer trash. Harry’s a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: They have already dropped a hint about their new "charitable foundation". All aspirational politicians and corporate executives will be queuing up with "donations". The duo have a fresh, fully fitted gravy train to board. Meghan Markle ‘straight outta Compton’ Silly girl wants to be careful or its ‘Straight into Rampton’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 The baby will start recording a rap album shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Not if Philip drives them to the airport. And we all know what happened to the previous "quarrelsome princess". Didn't she step back from "public life" by calling a press conference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Harry's white trash now so he'll use Meghan's ethnicity to get a crib in the projects. Yo dawg 🍗 Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 An American woman and a male British royal, fucking off into obscurity - sounds strangely familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: And we all know what happened to the previous "quarrelsome princess". Didn't she step back from "public life" by calling a press conference? She forgot what Uncle Jimmy said .. "Clunk, Click, Every Trip!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 56 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An American woman and a male British royal, fucking off into obscurity - sounds strangely familiar... And judging by his fancy dress faux pas, the ginger twat shares nazi leanings with his great uncle as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Retain the brand appeal of the House of Windsor (which still has plenty of resonance with the Atlantically Challenged), whilst divesting yourself of much of the responsibilities of being one of the leading royals, to spend the rest of your life hanging around with George Clooney. Come on, who wouldn't given the chance? Its certainly his genetic imperative (from his mothers side) to act the overprivileged Sloane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Retain the brand appeal of the House of Windsor (which still has plenty of resonance with the Atlantically Challenged), whilst divesting yourself of much of the responsibilities of being one of the leading royals, to spend the rest of your life hanging around with George Clooney. Come on, who wouldn't given the chance? Its certainly his genetic imperative (from his mothers side) to act the overprivileged Sloane So far no comment from his father. I wonder what James Hewitt thinks about all this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Any reasonable interpretation of the law will surely conclude that this abrogation of duty is nothing less than high fucking treason. This ginger cuckoo needs locking in Belmarsh for the rest of his natural. His missus should be deported as an undesirable immediately. If she's prepared to broadcast an hours worth of clitty wing ding in a pay per view finger bobs special, I'd be happy to contribute to her air fare. The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: An American woman and a male British royal, fucking off into obscurity - sounds strangely familiar... I can hear the Luftwaffe revving their engines as we speak...there'll be blue birds over the white cliffs of Dover etc. 🐦 🐦🐦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: So far no comment from his father. I wonder what James Hewitt thinks about all this? He's probably told not to think about all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Any reasonable interpretation of the law will surely conclude that this abrogation of duty is nothing less than high fucking treason. This ginger cuckoo needs locking in Belmarsh for the rest of his natural. His missus should be deported as an undesirable immediately. If she's prepared to broadcast an hours worth of clitty wing ding in a pay per view finger bobs special, I'd be happy to contribute to her air fare. The cunts. 'cliity wing ding' {chortle} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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