Decimus Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: No need for Mr(s) Roops to bother its self identity. The Fox has penetrated the hen house, made his escape and left a shedload of ruffled feathers behind. đ It's hard to believe you were kicked out of The Filth. You've fooled everyone, including me, into falsely believing that you are a complete fucking idiot, with a gob bigger than his brain. Surely such powers of deception made you an invaluable undercover operative? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Decimus said: I admire your style, Mono, it's like you've been simultaneously possessed by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Littlejohn, Quentin Letts and Jacob Rees Mogg. You're legion. Let me know if you ever run on an EDL ticket in a local election in Norfolk, I can buy you at least 600 votes. I played cricket with Letts many years ago. He was totally fucking shit and a massive bell end Gloucester MP Richard Graham, however, was a seriously good batsman and a thoroughly decent chap Stick that up your arse @Earl of Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I played cricket with Letts many years ago. He was totally fucking shit and a massive bell end Gloucester MP Richard Graham, however, was a seriously good batsman and a thoroughly decent chap Stick that up your arse @Earl of Punkape I see Letts as that 'Shane Warne-wannabee' leggie 'cept without the charisma....or talent....bowling nothing but donkey-drops which the batsman has a look at, first ball, convinced it's full of hidden malice, realising it isn't, then hooning it all round the park thereafter. ....and I bet he doesn't get his round in afterwards either, the chiselling twatter! Rees-Mogg on the other hand? Chris Tavare in specs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 00:53, judgetwi said: A road with a 60 mph limit is a dual carriageway. Thereâs no queue of traffic behind any tractor. In short........bullshit, never happened. There are thousands of them. Tweed donning, lamb fat dribbling, tractor driving Oxfordshire has them everywhere, indicated by the white sign with black strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 On 25/02/2020 at 11:49, Hammer of Cunts said: They are producing food for peope who feel entitled to eat. They're waiting for their EU subsidy to arrive - some of these cunts are down to their last Range Rover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I played cricket with Letts many years ago. He was totally fucking shit and a massive bell end Gloucester MP Richard Graham, however, was a seriously good batsman and a thoroughly decent chap Stick that up your arse @Earl of Punkape I can swing a bat. Can't play cricket but I can swing a bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: They're waiting for their EU subsidy to arrive - some of these cunts are down to their last Range Rover Farmers don't use Land/Range-Rovers any more, they're for downsizied urban wankers and silly fucking women with horse trailers; they have racks for yoga mats and school bags fitted as standard (no tow-bar though). Bicycles cause far more hold ups than farming, get a bike, overtake the queue and you'll find a whole peloton of pricks with their arses in the air and hatred in their eyes. They have every right to get in the way and they want you to know it. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 00:53, judgetwi said: A road with a 60 mph limit is a dual carriageway. Thereâs no queue of traffic behind any tractor. In short........bullshit, never happened. You still got the Hog Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 52 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Farmers don't use Land/Range-Rovers any more, they're for downsizied urban wankers and silly fucking women with horse trailers; they have racks for yoga mats and school bags fitted as standard (no tow-bar though). Most of my farming cousins still use them. Discos seem to be the favourite now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Old Discos are great until they fall apart, then it's Mitsubishi/Toyota/Nissan (except for Shoguns, they're for dids). I used to trade-plate 4*4s around the country... 50/50 whether any of LR's products would make it home without some catastrophic failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Old Discos are great until they fall apart, then it's Mitsubishi/Toyota/Nissan (except for Shoguns, they're for dids). I used to trade-plate 4*4s around the country... 50/50 whether any of LR's products would make it home without some catastrophic failure. TBH trade plating 4x4s at 85mph does not tell you much about how those same cars will perform at 5 to 15 mph along a muddy track with a horse trailer or a trailer full of logs behind it or indeed how it will perform when Jullian or Massie are driving to the hunt along Lodmore Lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Old Discos are great until they fall apart, then it's Mitsubishi/Toyota/Nissan (except for Shoguns, they're for dids). I used to trade-plate 4*4s around the country... 50/50 whether any of LR's products would make it home without some catastrophic failure. Very true HoC. The go to 4x4 in the most vehicle unfriendly ie deserts, mountainous regions etc. worldwide is the Toyota Landcruiser and has been so for at least 15 to 20 years. Land Rover are not even on the same planet apart from the actual Defender old school Land Rover. Range Rovers are just an overweight, overpriced status symbol for âLook at meâ cunts to pick up their little darlings on the school run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Very true HoC. The go to 4x4 in the most vehicle unfriendly ie deserts, mountainous regions etc. worldwide is the Toyota Landcruiser and has been so for at least 15 to 20 years. Land Rover are not even on the same planet apart from the actual Defender old school Land Rover. Range Rovers are just an overweight, overpriced status symbol for âLook at meâ cunts to pick up their little darlings on the school run. Handy for getting out of a muddy field at Henley or Ascot though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Very true HoC. The go to 4x4 in the most vehicle unfriendly ie deserts, mountainous regions etc. worldwide is the Toyota Landcruiser and has been so for at least 15 to 20 years. Land Rover are not even on the same planet apart from the actual Defender old school Land Rover. Range Rovers are just an overweight, overpriced status symbol for âLook at meâ cunts to pick up their little darlings on the school run. Toyota Landcruisers are for Taliban scum or Middle Eastern Arabian terrorists and paedophiles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeâ˘ď¸ Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Toyota Landcruisers are for Taliban scum or Middle Eastern Arabian terrorists and paedophiles. Been drink driving lately in your imaginary cunt-mobile? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Toyota Landcruisers are for Taliban scum or Middle Eastern Arabian terrorists and paedophiles. These Toyotas are ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Handy for getting out of a muddy field at Henley or Ascot though. Interesting to see a pissed up toff sitting behind the wheel while his missus is pushing, her high heels sinking into the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Toyota Landcruisers are for Taliban scum or Middle Eastern Arabian terrorists and paedophiles. Also the conveyance of choice for semi-evolved Africans who like to bomb around their dusty shitholes waving around Kalashnikov's and machetes like spasticated apes at feeding time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Toyota Landcruisers are for Taliban scum or Middle Eastern Arabian terrorists and paedophiles. And carpet fitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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