Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I've got 3 fork lift tickets. Counterbalance, reach truck and tele-handler. I've got a counterbalance and 10 ton cat from my youth. Good ol' Barlow handling in Maidenhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I don't think this shitfest will ever be over. I think Donald Trump will be murdered, the adorable lump is too outspoken and dumb to be involved in anything complicated and is not supposed to be there, much like Kennedy, who was backed by his own / mafia money, just like Trump. You'll be wearing a tag. You'll be permitted to access certain things and places based upon your 'vaccination status' and will likely die in total servitude. Exciting isn't it? My personal opinion on this whole pandemic is that it's a beta test for something much worse in the future. Be that an economic meltdown or Covid mk11 ect which would kill millions. Seeing how well we respond to curtails of liberty, and how we respond to mass scaremongering via mainstream media. The yanks had a martial law exercise planned called Rex84 which was never used, but makes interesting reading. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: My personal opinion on this whole pandemic is that it's a beta test for something much worse in the future. Be that an economic meltdown or Covid mk11 ect which would kill millions. Seeing how well we respond to curtails of liberty, and how we respond to mass scaremongering via mainstream media. The yanks had a martial law exercise planned called Rex84 which was never used, but makes interesting reading. David Icke has some interesting theories on this whole carfuffle too Major. I’m not convinced he’s right though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: My personal opinion on this whole pandemic is that it's a beta test for something much worse in the future. Be that an economic meltdown or Covid mk11 ect which would kill millions. Seeing how well we respond to curtails of liberty, and how we respond to mass scaremongering via mainstream media. The yanks had a martial law exercise planned called Rex84 which was never used, but makes interesting reading. I think we are a ways beyond a test. Constant reminders of WW2, 9/11, 7/7. Psychological programming and fear generation is at such a peak that people are simply not bothering to receive hospital treatment for serious health problems. I think this is likely an on, off, on, off plan, with a solution offered in the form of identification for access scenario, followed by restrictions on buying and selling without it, all accompanied by centralised data management. This is the age of the Television. It tells people how to do everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: David Icke has some interesting theories on this whole carfuffle too Major. I’m not convinced he’s right though. Its a Biblical principle Billy. Icke regurgitates what has already been suggested by folks living 2 thousand years ago. No buying or selling without a mark. Bumn, bumn, buuuuuuuuuuumn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I've got a counterbalance and 10 ton cat from my youth. Good ol' Barlow handling in Maidenhead. I got my first counterbalance at Barlow, the Ipswich branch. I don't think it's there anymore. I try to avoid Ipswich, full of black Caspers and their terrorist husbands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I've got a counterbalance and 10 ton cat from my youth. Good ol' Barlow handling in Maidenhead. I bet your certificate had orange and grey chevrons on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I bet your certificate had orange and grey chevrons on it. I'm afraid I don't recall, but I remember my instructor on both occasions was a geezer called Boris, a renegade mustachioed private-eye looking motherfucker. This was reflected in my operation of said forklifts, and am disappointed to reveal to @Roadkill that industrial accidents are not limited to sweaty chongs, as Ian Bond of Sunbury-On-Thames can testify to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: If you really want to fuck with him, say @ratcum and embed a video of Chinese industrial accidents - he won't know what to do: you and that Stub dog are dead Killer. Dead like a charity launch party in Golders Green. @Grim Reaper if you will 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: you and that Stub dog are dead Killer. Dead like a charity launch party in Golders Green. @Grim Reaper if you will You loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Its a Biblical principle Billy. Icke regurgitates what has already been suggested by folks living 2 thousand years ago. No buying or selling without a mark. Bumn, bumn, buuuuuuuuuuumn! I was jesting. Icke has gone from ‘job for life’ BBC sports presenter to far out weirdo conspiracy theorist, all by his own choice it must be said. The strangest thing though is that as a career move it was a stroke of genius, as after the initial mass ridicule he has earned more from the sale of his books, DVDs and now from internet royalties than he ever would as a TV personality. Still a fruitcake though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I was jesting. Icke has gone from ‘job for life’ BBC sports presenter to far out weirdo conspiracy theorist, all by his own choice it must be said. The strangest thing though is that as a career move it was a stroke of genius, as after the initial mass ridicule he has earned more from the sale of his books, DVDs and now from internet royalties than he ever would as a TV personality. Still a fruitcake though. I don't think he's bananas, reptilian royalty aside. The points he makes about the desires of a small group to control the many is indeed likely, given most of the worlds major organisations are seed-funded by groups and persons with a shared ideology, and of course this very thing has happened multiple times in history. David Icke simply uses inaccessible language and muddies his own decent points by wading into concepts like 'consciousness'. His points about 5G are also warranted. Looking back, the international scientific reaction to 3G and 4G were wary to say the very least, and it isn't pseudo-science to suggest that radio-waves can have an effect on the body, which itself is a souce of magnetic fields and an electrical generator, of sorts. I wouldn't like to dismiss him totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I don't think he's bananas, reptilian royalty aside. The points he makes about the desires of a small group to control the many is indeed likely, given most of the worlds major organisations are seed-funded by groups and persons with a shared ideology, and of course this very thing has happened multiple times in history. David Icke simply uses inaccessible language and muddies his own decent points by wading into concepts like 'consciousness'. His points about 5G are also warranted. Looking back, the international scientific reaction to 3G and 4G were wary to say the very least, and it isn't pseudo-science to suggest that radio-waves can have an effect on the body, which itself is a souce of magnetic fields and an electrical generator, of sorts. I wouldn't like to dismiss him totally. I agree he’s very listenable to, and he does tap into subjects which people nowadays do have a lot of suspicions about. It’s when he goes off on a tangent, which he does every time I’ve listened for long enough about the illuminati and the new world order and the lizards who control everything that my fruitcake alarm starts ringing. In my opinion he’s a very intelligent but completely mad one trick pony who found his cash cow at the right time and made it pay, so good luck to him. I like a good nutter. Always have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I agree he’s very listenable to, and he does tap into subjects which people nowadays do have a lot of suspicions about. It’s when he goes off on a tangent, which he does every time I’ve listened for long enough about the illuminati and the new world order and the lizards who control everything that my fruitcake alarm starts ringing. In my opinion he’s a very intelligent but completely mad one trick pony who found his cash cow at the right time and made it pay, so good luck to him. I like a good nutter. Always have done. Agree. The constant 'iv'e been saying this for 30 years' diatribe wears a little thin too. Many people talk bollocks, but even Baldrick had one or two cunning plans that bore fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was jesting. Icke has gone from ‘job for life’ BBC sports presenter to far out weirdo conspiracy theorist, all by his own choice it must be said. The strangest thing though is that as a career move it was a stroke of genius, as after the initial mass ridicule he has earned more from the sale of his books, DVDs and now from internet royalties than he ever would as a TV personality. Still a fruitcake though. All goalkeepers are weird. For example, why didn't that England one fill out a deed poll and change his name from 'David Spunk'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All goalkeepers are weird. For example, why didn't that England one fill out a deed poll and change his name from 'David Spunk'? Strange how a funny looking man with a Village People moustache and a pony tail actually had the surname Semen. Whatever next? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All goalkeepers are weird. For example, why didn't that England one fill out a deed poll and change his name from 'David Spunk'? Nayim famously 'lobbed Seaman from the halfway line', a bit like @Neil does into the kitchen sink on his way to the fridge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Nayim famously 'lobbed Seaman from the halfway line', a bit like @Neil does into the kitchen sink on his way to the fridge. Safe Hands. What a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Nayim famously 'lobbed Seaman from the halfway line', a bit like @Neil does into the kitchen sink on his way to the fridge. Funnily enough, in a vote for Spurs greatest ever goals, Spurs supporters voted it 3rd despite former spurs player Nayim playing for someone else when he scored it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 12:00, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. The way it’s going there won’t be any ethnics left by 2021. No need to change the wombats for being French cunts and dodgy peodo uncles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Have you forgotten Toberglory-hole, the gender-fluid, non-binary and furry-breasted Asian Trans womble? An absurd, pastel-haired snowflake with a predilection for internet-bought Chinese oestrogen, chastity cock cages and zoo porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: You loved it. I'm bigger than God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm bigger than God That You are Ratters, and woe be to the cunt that disbelieves You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm bigger than God Lesbian quark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 20 hours ago, ratcum said: you and that Stub dog are dead Killer. Dead like a charity launch party in Golders Green. @Grim Reaper if you will Likely story If I directed an @ towards blue eyed Mexican Valdez I'd be picking my entrails off the lawn right now. Up your fucking game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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