Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: More constructive wit from the extinct branch of human evolution. Swing out over a cess pit, drop in and stay there. And fucking pay Dr Drew some respect you amphetamine corker. One day you will need him. @Eric Cuntman - care to review your 25% statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 01/07/2020 at 16:22, Ape™️ said: Shut up Drew, you fucking imbecile. Don't let the bastards get you down Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: @Eric Cuntman - care to review your 25% statement? 20% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Don't let the bastards get you down Ape. Ape's having a shit. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Ape's having a shit. Fuck off. And even if Ape wasn’t having a shit - fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: And even if Ape wasn’t having a shit - fuck off. Take care Ape .. you're good un'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 20% Generous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: More constructive wit from the extinct branch of human evolution. Swing out over a cess pit, drop in and stay there. And fucking pay Dr Drew some respect you amphetamine corker. One day you will need him. @Ape™️ I bet you're shitting yourself at this genius level of cunting wit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: Generous. 15%. I haven't had any likes from the ungrateful little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Ape™️ I bet you're shitting yourself at this genius level of cunting wit Indeed - he’s formidable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Ape™️ I bet you're shitting yourself at this genius level of cunting wit Appeal to a higher authority called Ape doesn't reflect well on your ancestry Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Arthur Dick said: Correction Ape is shit Fuck off. Who are you? Why didn't you go to school? Did you help burn down your Detention Centre? Do you think Tommy Cooper was funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Who are you? Why didn't you go to school? Did you help burn down your Detention Centre? Do you think Tommy Cooper was funny? Withers, leaving aside for a moment the indisputable fact that you’re a worthless faux Gallic cunt, I’d appreciate you’re advice concerning a dilemma I find myself in today. I assume you are aware that our glorious leader Bojo has unselfishly granted his unworthy subjects (us) the freedom to visit pubs and restaurants from today. As you will no doubt be aware, we have the finest cuisine and eating establishments in the world bar none. On hearing the glad tidings I immediately booked a table at the local jewel in the crown, the Toby Carvery for Her Majesty and myself tonight. However I’ve just received a text message from the establishment informing me that they had a break in last night and the burglars shit in the gravy urn, leaving them no option apparently, other than to throw most of it away. This has put me in two minds wether to go or wait till they make a new batch next week.What would you do? Merci beacoup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: Withers, leaving aside for a moment the indisputable fact that you’re a worthless faux Gallic cunt, I’d appreciate you’re advice concerning a dilemma I find myself in today. I assume you are aware that our glorious leader Bojo has unselfishly granted his unworthy subjects (us) the freedom to visit pubs and restaurants from today. As you will no doubt be aware, we have the finest cuisine and eating establishments in the world bar none. On hearing the glad tidings I immediately booked a table at the local jewel in the crown, the Toby Carvery for Her Majesty and myself tonight. However I’ve just received a text message from the establishment informing me that they had a break in last night and the burglars shit in the gravy urn, leaving them no option apparently, other than to throw most of it away. This has put me in two minds wether to go or wait till they make a new batch next week.What would you do? Merci beacoup. Hello Your Majesty, two observations if you will permit. It's no secret what Scrotie would do - exactly what he has been doing all throughout the lockdown (i.e. something heinous and goose-related). I doubt he would go near a British Carvery given his penchant for all things francais, though it must be cringe-worthy to hear him shouting at the poor garcon in slow, loud English, insisting on a menu with pictures. Even when he makes some sort of effort, the attempts at the lingo must raise everyone else's blood pressure - 'Je voooodray les pom freets'. Not so much as a 'si vous plait'! However, and more importantly, surely as monarch you have the resources at your disposal to make these people up their game? I mean, it's not as though they are using goose-sweat or monkey juice. I'd kindly suggest you give them a flea in their ear and directions to the nearest supermarket, on pain of death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: Hello Your Majesty, two observations if you will permit. It's no secret what Scrotie would do - exactly what he has been doing all throughout the lockdown (i.e. something heinous and goose-related). I doubt he would go near a British Carvery given his penchant for all things francais, though it must be cringe-worthy to hear him shouting at the poor garcon in slow, loud English, insisting on a menu with pictures. Even when he makes some sort of effort, the attempts at the lingo must raise everyone else's blood pressure - 'Je voooodray les pom freets'. Not so much as a 'si vous plait'! However, and more importantly, surely as monarch you have the resources at your disposal to make these people up their game? I mean, it's not as though they are using goose-sweat or monkey juice. I'd kindly suggest you give them a flea in their ear and directions to the nearest supermarket, on pain of death. Good evening Your Majesty. What a pleasure it is to have a fellow ‘blue blood’ to show some concern for Her Maj and myself whilst we’re in the midst of this awful predicament. The worst part of the fiasco is I have a BOGOF voucher which expires tonight. As you rightly say i need to grasp the corgi by the horns. I’ve ordered a few executions but the obvious question, as we speak, and still unanswered is “Why did nearly all of the gravy have to be thrown out?” Something stinks in my royal opinion. Many thanks. Your regal superior. KB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good evening Your Majesty. What a pleasure it is to have a fellow ‘blue blood’ to show some concern for Her Maj and myself whilst we’re in the midst of this awful predicament. The worst part of the fiasco is I have a BOGOF voucher which expires tonight. As you rightly say i need to grasp the corgi by the horns. I’ve ordered a few executions but the obvious question, as we speak, and still unanswered is “Why did nearly all of the gravy have to be thrown out?” Something stinks in my royal opinion. Many thanks. Your regal superior. KB Your Majesty, Queen Gwen and I will send you a gift token for Toby's, with our complements, as recompense for your missed BOGOF opportunity - please don't be tempted to risk the gravy this evening, the lumps may not be congealed Bisto. Your humble servant, KR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 So Keir Starmer has positive lateral flow test shortly before he was due at Parliament to listen to Itchy Ballsack cooking the books. I wonder if it is another one of these “rare” breakthrough cases or an erroneous test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, The Beast said: So Keir Starmer has positive lateral flow test shortly before he was due at Parliament to listen to Itchy Ballsack cooking the books. I wonder if it is another one of these “rare” breakthrough cases or an erroneous test. Probably just housemaids knee from grovelling to black supremacists. I would be happy to apply some 'Deep-Heat'. A few ounces of thermite up the arse will have him cured in no time. Permanently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 hours ago, The Beast said: So Keir Starmer has positive lateral flow test shortly before he was due at Parliament to listen to Itchy Ballsack cooking the books. I wonder if it is another one of these “rare” breakthrough cases or an erroneous test. A sceptic might conclude that the vapid, humourless, grovelling personality vacuum had concocted a tale of contracting the virus in order to avoid responding to the budget and displaying his utter ineptitude to the electorate on national television. 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably just housemaids knee from grovelling to black supremacists. I would be happy to apply some 'Deep-Heat'. A few ounces of thermite up the arse will have him cured in no time. Permanently. 3 hours ago, scotty said: A sceptic might conclude that the vapid, humourless, grovelling personality vacuum had concocted a tale of contracting the virus in order to avoid responding to the budget and displaying his utter ineptitude to the electorate on national television. 🤔 Not a fan of this Knight of the Realm lads? He’s fucking hopeless and has less charisma than than a house brick which, ironically, is probably what your traditional labour voter wants to smash in his smug fucking face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: your traditional labour voter Exactly the type of creature Starmer wishes so fervently to eradicate. The back stabbing, knee taking fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: Exactly the type of creature Starmer wishes so fervently to eradicate. The back stabbing, knee taking fucking cunt. He is doing a top job of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 "Sir" Queer Starmer, has just announced a U-turn on his 2020 leadership bid promise to scrap university tuition fees. This also coincides with his abandonment of proposals to nationalise energy and water companies. The UK throughout its history of "democracy" has been limited to a duopoly of cunts to vote for at the ballot boxes. Metaphorically speaking, it's always been a choice of either voting to cut your own cock off or slitting your throat. But these latest policy departures by the official opposition leaves two parties with barely any ideological differences between them. At least with the Tories they do what they say on the tin, whilst Labour is now the Conservative equivalent of a knock-off Indian sweat shop pair of Nike trainers. It's not necessarily about whether you agree with nationalising industry or providing a free higher educational system, I have mixed views on all of that. It's about having a choice available for a different path and direction for the country going forward, and if you want more of the same then why the fuck would you vote for this onky-block headed fucking cretin and his minions over a party that has a proven track record of fucking over anyone who earns under £60k P.A.? This knee-taking, beige, nothing of a cunt is offering no alternative to the same old fucking shit. Prepare your arseholes for five more years of The Eton Rifles. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: it's always been a choice of either voting to cut your own cock off or slitting your throat. Top conclusion there, D. Pretty much sums up the outcomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Sir" Queer Starmer, has just announced a U-turn on his 2020 leadership bid promise to scrap university tuition fees. This also coincides with his abandonment of proposals to nationalise energy and water companies. The UK throughout its history of "democracy" has been limited to a duopoly of cunts to vote for at the ballot boxes. Metaphorically speaking, it's always been a choice of either voting to cut your own cock off or slitting your throat. But these latest policy departures by the official opposition leaves two parties with barely any ideological differences between them. At least with the Tories they do what they say on the tin, whilst Labour is now the Conservative equivalent of a knock-off Indian sweat shop pair of Nike trainers. It's not necessarily about whether you agree with nationalising industry or providing a free higher educational system, I have mixed views on all of that. It's about having a choice available for a different path and direction for the country going forward, and if you want more of the same then why the fuck would you vote for this onky-block headed fucking cretin and his minions over a party that has a proven track record of fucking over anyone who earns under £60k P.A.? This knee-taking, beige, nothing of a cunt is offering no alternative to the same old fucking shit. Prepare your arseholes for five more years of The Eton Rifles. ‘Onky-block headed 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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