Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway. My use of vicks synex has gone up. Well, gone up my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway. Can't get any weed or block. So insomnia sets in. Occasionally a friend gives me a couple of lorazepam. But fuck all apart from that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 Never put an illegal substance into my body and cant see the attraction.those who do must be lacking something to even try the shit.Drugs are for cunts,even legal ones 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Never put an illegal substance into my body and cant see the attraction.those who do must be lacking something to even try the shit.Drugs are for cunts,even legal ones Blue pills Neil?, you must rattle.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Neil said: Never put an illegal substance into my body and cant see the attraction.those who do must be lacking something to even try the shit.Drugs are for cunts,even legal ones Non-consensual sex is putting something illegal into a body Neil. I would keep shtum, if I were you. Bedford Racal, and all that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't get any weed or block. So insomnia sets in. Occasionally a friend gives me a couple of lorazepam. But fuck all apart from that. I like you Eric. You're man after my heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, Neil said: Never put an illegal substance into my body and cant see the attraction.those who do must be lacking something to even try the shit.Drugs are for cunts,even legal ones What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Blue pills Neil?, you must rattle.... How very dare you insult Norfolk's own Casanova rape machine. Neil's hard as a rock as soon as the sun goes down and the Bedford starts up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform. Soppy cunt, it's a shovel across the skull. He's usually finished by the time they've stopped breathing. Usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 I know mine has...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform. Bollocks. I was just about to say that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 37 minutes ago, Eddie said: Blue pills Neil?, you must rattle.... Never needed 'em,they dont call me the 'Broom Handle' for nowt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 28 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What about the rhoypnol chasers you ply the lucky ladies or is it old school rag and cloroform. I said I'd never put illegal shit into MY body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 14 hours ago, Neil said: Never put an illegal substance into my body and cant see the attraction.those who do must be lacking something to even try the shit.Drugs are for cunts,even legal ones Good entertainment value to be had however over the past few months seeing so many local bagheads and jellybrains skulking around the often silent streets to keep that morning appointment with their local street pharmacist sat in his K reg Nova as they try to blend in and appear casual while nervously dabbing at the phone trying to remember how to spell owmuchyerfugginbasturd. Upside however is that the skankblobs and inbred brats they share their life with will hopefully have little trouble in contracting much , much worse than Covid19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Good entertainment value to be had however over the past few months seeing so many local bagheads and jellybrains skulking around the often silent streets to keep that morning appointment with their local street pharmacist sat in his K reg Nova as they try to blend in and appear casual while nervously dabbing at the phone trying to remember how to spell owmuchyerfugginbasturd. Upside however is that the skankblobs and inbred brats they share their life with will hopefully have little trouble in contracting much , much worse than Covid19 Indeed jiggers my adopted home has a massive skaghead problem. I was in a taxi the other night and there the only ones out. I reckon the brown must be the Covid vaccine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Indeed jiggers my adopted home has a massive skaghead problem. I was in a taxi the other night and there the only ones out. I reckon the brown must be the Covid vaccine. Sounds like a good time for a round up and one way boat trip into the North Sea for these skag heads. With them all so desperate for a fix it would also be a great time for the plod to get hold of a batch of brown laced with cyanide and cull the scummy fuckers in 48 hours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 20/05/2020 at 19:26, Major Cunt said: Well as we've been locked down for the last 2 odd months and there's only so much Netflix, porn you can watch. It's being reported illicit drug use is right up and why fucking not. Mines been about the same a few Xanax now and again with a joint or two a day. Anyone else been dabling? Come on fess up it's the Corner ffs. A part from Drew as you're normally pissed anyway. Never mind illegal drugs; I have noticed lots of tuskers ballooned like fuck. Sugar round the clock will have wiped out at least a few thousand of them since the lockdown started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 56 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Never mind illegal drugs; I have noticed lots of tuskers ballooned like fuck. Sugar round the clock will have wiped out at least a few thousand of them since the lockdown started. Every cloud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 20/05/2020 at 19:30, camberwell gypsy said: My use of vicks synex has gone up. Well, gone up my nose. Not forgetting the Vagisil up your clam bucket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Dopey Dave cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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