Penny Farthing Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Talking of some of the worst posters on the site, here’s another. Fuck off Drew, you pathetic piece of shit. lol. Evidence please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Talking of some of the worst posters on the site, here’s another. Fuck off Drew, you pathetic piece of shit. lol. Obviously you are not aware that this is 'Be kind to a drunken spastic' week. Either that, or you don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Talking of some of the worst posters on the site, here’s another. Fuck off Drew, you pathetic piece of shit. lol. Go easy uncle ape, vulnerable flids like drew can't really leave their hovels that much so the poor cunt can't lurch down to the Co-Op for his usual breakfast of 3 cans of Strongbow and a litre of Vodka. I much preferred him as an incoherent drunk sitting in three days worth of pre-shitted Y-Fronts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 On 13/06/2020 at 17:55, Ape™️ said: My elderly mother lives in an expensive part of Surrey, in a large house on a road where properties change hands for well over a million. Her immediate neighbours are a retired doctor and a retired British Airways 744 captain. Despite her age she still does a fair bit of work in her large garden, and as a consequence she subscribes to the local council garden waste bin - this costs about £60 a year. She always tries to fill it up on a Thursday night ready for collection Friday morning, and her ex-pilot neighbour kindly puts the bin out for her as her drive is quite long. However, it has now come to light that her kind neighbour has been using her green bin to shove his own garden waste in, because he’s too fucking tight to get his own. The cheeky cunt actually came round last Thursday afternoon and took the bin, without permission, and filled it to the brim. My mum went to put some waste in it and discovered it missing. She made a loud exclamation and the sheepish cunt came round and offered a grovelling apology. Absolute wanker. Why are you so fucking boring? Start growing up and look over your existential overgrown hedge at the outside world. Next time the recycling van comes jump in and do us all a favour with your trivial bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why are you so fucking boring? Start growing up and look over your existential overgrown hedge at the outside world. Next time the recycling van comes jump in and do us all a favour with your trivial bullshit. I like the cut of your jib, however ape is a seasoned member and will not appreciate this insult, tread carefully... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why are you so fucking boring? Start growing up and look over your existential overgrown hedge at the outside world. Next time the recycling van comes jump in and do us all a favour with your trivial bullshit. Have you ever thought about why you’ve never had any friends? I think maybe you should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I like the cut of your jib, however ape is a seasoned member and will not appreciate this insult, tread carefully... Ed it’s becoming increasingly more apparent that we are destined to be at loggerheads and that pains me no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why are you so fucking boring? Start growing up and look over your existential overgrown hedge at the outside world. Next time the recycling van comes jump in and do us all a favour with your trivial bullshit. I’ve briefly reviewed the posts you’ve made since your arrival on CC, and feel you should perhaps ask yourself the same question. I would also love to know what possessed you to choose such a fucking stupid user name. Finally - get an avatar, you stupid cunt. lol. LOL etc. etc. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve briefly reviewed the posts you’ve made since your arrival on CC, and feel you should perhaps ask yourself the same question. I would also love to know what possessed you to choose such a fucking stupid user name. Finally - get an avatar, you stupid cunt. lol. LOL etc. etc. Fuck off. What exclamation did your mother make was? Was it something like GOLLY, GOSH. Or was it "I am very cross!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What exclamation did your mother make was? Was it something like GOLLY, GOSH. Or was it "I am very cross!"? Does any of this shit even make sense to you? Give it a fucking rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Does any of this shit even make sense to you? Give it a fucking rest. Pen is permanently at rest. Its life has no purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Does any of this shit even make sense to you? Give it a fucking rest. 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pen is permanently at rest. Its life has no purpose. It’s desperately trying to elicit a response from me, but I simply ignore anything it says. It’s a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: Does any of this shit even make sense to you? Give it a fucking rest. Get back to Morcambe you cocklepickers are drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s desperately trying to elicit a response from me, but I simply ignore anything it says. It’s a fucking idiot. So how come you have just responded to the response? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 How are things in the crescent this morning .. whats it to be today .. ecology or photography? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: How are things in the crescent this morning .. whats it to be today .. ecology or photography? Considering you know my address why don't you come round later. I'll get the kids to take a photo of me choking the life out of you. Sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Considering you know my address why don't you come round later. I'll get the kids to take a photo of me choking the life out of you. Sad cunt. It seems obsessed with you Stubbers - make sure you give it a good kick in its travesty of a man made cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It seems obsessed with you Stubbers - make sure you give it a good kick in its travesty of a man made cunt too. Especially as he is a Northern Monkey from Colne of all places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Have a like. I was banned by old flabby bits Ma Roops, for nothing other than suggesting some blokes mother ( i think he goes under the name of Monkey or something equally silly) was a bit of a thot when in her youth. Not even remotely offensive and old Ma Roops has picked on me again. I thought this was a cunting of cunts site. Anyway i'll be seeking counselling as a result and hope to be a better person. Cunts. You're a mincing puff Saucepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Have a like. I was banned by old flabby bits Ma Roops, for nothing other than suggesting some blokes mother ( i think he goes under the name of Monkey or something equally silly) was a bit of a thot when in her youth. Not even remotely offensive and old Ma Roops has picked on me again. I thought this was a cunting of cunts site. Anyway i'll be seeking counselling as a result and hope to be a better person. Cunts. I didn't report you anyway. I can't even remember your original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Now that I'm sober I can see the real point of this nom. and it has nothing to do with Grandma Apes garden waste bin, it is purely jealousy that the neighbour is a real pilot who has actually flown an aeroplane and Ape stands in the middle of field wearing his replica Topgun jacket and RayBans, fiddling with his joystick whilst looking skywards at a piece of plastic that's got as much lift as Camberwells' tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that I'm sober I can see the real point of this nom. and it has nothing to do with Grandma Apes garden waste bin, it is purely jealousy that the neighbour is a real pilot who has actually flown an aeroplane and Ape stands in the middle of field wearing his replica Topgun jacket and RayBans, fiddling with his joystick whilst looking skywards at a piece of plastic that's got as much lift as Camberwells' tits. You’re never sober, you fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Have a like. I was banned by old flabby bits Ma Roops, for nothing other than suggesting some blokes mother ( i think he goes under the name of Monkey or something equally silly) was a bit of a thot when in her youth. Not even remotely offensive and old Ma Roops has picked on me again. I thought this was a cunting of cunts site. Anyway i'll be seeking counselling as a result and hope to be a better person. Cunts. ...and that's another 48 hours off-site plus a further 48 for trying to be a smart-arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and that's another 48 hours off-site plus a further 48 for trying to be a smart-arse. Thank you Nick Nolte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that I'm sober I can see the real point of this nom. and it has nothing to do with Grandma Apes garden waste bin, it is purely jealousy that the neighbour is a real pilot who has actually flown an aeroplane and Ape stands in the middle of field wearing his replica Topgun jacket and RayBans, fiddling with his joystick whilst looking skywards at a piece of plastic that's got as much lift as Camberwells' tits. Thanks for the mammaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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