Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Could I refer you to neil or cocktucker stubby, both of whom seem to know a lot about that sort of thing? Even Norfolk's leading serial rapist @Neilwould drive past a hideous hairy she-he like you in his bedford rascal if he saw you walking alone of a dark night. I'd run you over and call Colchester Zoo telling them I've found their escaped silverback lol lol! fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: An excellent riposte Ape and a salutary reply to a complete imbecile. Have you managed to get a holiday in over the summer months? No, we haven’t been away unfortunately. We’ve decided to treat 2020 as pretty much a write off and have used holiday money to make some improvements to the Ape house instead. What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, we haven’t been away unfortunately. We’ve decided to treat 2020 as pretty much a write off and have used holiday money to make some improvements to the Ape house instead. What about you? He's saving his pennies for a winter getaway with this lot http://www.nealmillertravel.com/Info/EmbeddedPage/2005 If he comes up short of a few quid he'll be off here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even Norfolk's leading serial rapist @Neilwould drive past a hideous hairy she-he like you in his bedford rascal if he saw you walking alone of a dark night. I'd run you over and call Colchester Zoo telling them I've found their escaped silverback lol lol! fuck off Stubby its raining, the sun is still shining and there is a herring gull and a crow on the roof of a house over the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, we haven’t been away unfortunately. We’ve decided to treat 2020 as pretty much a write off and have used holiday money to make some improvements to the Ape house instead. What about you? Creating some extra space for banana storage. I bet there's a few dildos in there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Creating some extra space for banana storage. I bet there's a few dildos in there as well. You'll be banned again by this evening. Having spoken at length with my chums in Admin, this time it'll be for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You'll be banned again by this evening. Having spoken at length with my chums in Admin, this time it'll be for good. Rattled? Are they bum chums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Rattled? Are they bum chums? I can't vouch for the sexual orientation of the admin team members but @Rick_Bis 100% a fucking poof (and a twat). Much like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I can't vouch for the sexual orientation of the admin team members but @Rick_Bis 100% a fucking poof (and a twat). Much like you. anyone who joins the admin team quickly develops a keratinised anus Stobble. Death to these abraded dogs I say 💣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: anyone who joins the admin team quickly develops a keratinised anus Stobble. Death to these abraded dogs I say 💣 Top observations Rats Fuhrer. Dully noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 11 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Ape, your little puppet. So you two can dish it out but cant take it eh. Ok i'll try and be a little nicer. Nice to see you again Eric.🙂 When are you going to post your umpteenth bullshit home address on the abusive PM thread that you started to try and get around the site rules? which I've now included half the membership in. Lol 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: PM me the gist of what this brain-dead fucker wrote about poor uncle ape in his deleted 2nd verse. I'll drop you into his malicious PM thread, he said the same thing on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's saving his pennies for a winter getaway with this lot http://www.nealmillertravel.com/Info/EmbeddedPage/2005 If he comes up short of a few quid he'll be off here... All this effort, and for what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Every time you see a rainbow? That's God having gay sex The Asgardians are not happy about Bifrost being appropriated by the alphabet people. The god of thunder was said to be feeling quite thor at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The Asgardians are not happy about Bifrost being appropriated by the alphabet people. The god of thunder was said to be feeling quite thor at heart. Jesus fucking Christ. For fuck sake... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: It wasn't much effort seeing as it was saved in a Zip folder of gay porn on his desktop I've noticed your charming Location reads 'Tongue deep in Billie Eillish's fart box'. Don't you think she's a little old for you, Arthur – aka erroreptile404? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's saving his pennies for a winter getaway with this lot http://www.nealmillertravel.com/Info/EmbeddedPage/2005 If he comes up short of a few quid he'll be off here... I can't see the point of posting selfies and holiday snaps on a serious website. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Every time you see a rainbow? That's God having gay sex Your false God no doubt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The Asgardians are not happy about Bifrost being appropriated by the alphabet people. The god of thunder was said to be feeling quite thor at heart. Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he will not, one day, become a dragon - so may one just man become an army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I can't see the point of posting selfies and holiday snaps on a serious website. I bet the one in the middle can go all night and takes Bitcoin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he will not, one day, become a dragon - so may one just man become an army Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Jesus fucking Christ. For fuck sake... good old Killer! Like a lorry load of Vietnamese migrants; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he will not, one day, become a dragon - so may one just man become an army fancy a chinkie later Jiggle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: No, we haven’t been away unfortunately. We’ve decided to treat 2020 as pretty much a write off and have used holiday money to make some improvements to the Ape house instead. What about you? I’ve managed 2 golfing trips since lockdown and I have another 2 week golfing binge coming up in the latter part of September. Do you normally take your ferrets with you on holiday or do you have them ensconced in kennels? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve managed 2 golfing trips since lockdown and I have another 2 week golfing binge coming up in the latter part of September. Do you normally take your ferrets with you on holiday or do you have them ensconced in kennels? Please never directly address me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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