Rev Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 If ever there was a cunt needing properly Sutcliffed with an inordinate degree of prejudice before being Sparta-kicked through a bark-stripper, it's this magnolia-toothed, Cliff-felching fucking sow. One can only imagine her highly discoloured and oily giblets must nowadays resemble a slobbering bulldog with a galloping yeast infection. I want her dead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Rev said: If ever there was a cunt needing properly Sutcliffed with an inordinate degree of prejudice before being Sparta-kicked through a bark-stripper, it's this magnolia-toothed, Cliff-felching fucking sow. One can only imagine her highly discoloured and oily giblets must nowadays resemble a slobbering bulldog with a galloping yeast infection. I want her dead. I have to admit Rev, I don't know if it's my age, covid-induced desperation, or being on here with Neil for too long, but I reckon I'd leave her with an arse like a skydiver's mouth, given half the chance. That's giving her the benefit of the doubt that it's not in that state already, mind you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Rev said: If ever there was a cunt needing properly Sutcliffed with an inordinate degree of prejudice before being Sparta-kicked through a bark-stripper, it's this magnolia-toothed, Cliff-felching fucking sow. One can only imagine her highly discoloured and oily giblets must nowadays resemble a slobbering bulldog with a galloping yeast infection. I want her dead. 45 minutes ago, nocti said: I have to admit Rev, I don't know if it's my age, covid-induced desperation, or being on here with Neil for too long, but I reckon I'd leave her with an arse like a skydiver's mouth, given half the chance. That's giving her the benefit of the doubt that it's not in that state already, mind you. You are both seemingly forgetting that the delightful Ms Barker is well past menopause and unless she is festooned in HRT patches, will in all likelihood have a fanny like the Gobi desert. The brave adventurer who chooses to inspect her undercarriage will need a skip full of KY to avert a pubic fire, and some Savlon for penile friction burns. Her giblets are alas unlikely to be oily, unless she hears Devil Woman on the Radio. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, nocti said: I have to admit Rev, I don't know if it's my age, covid-induced desperation, or being on here with Neil for too long, but I reckon I'd leave her with an arse like a skydiver's mouth, given half the chance. That's giving her the benefit of the doubt that it's not in that state already, mind you. Explain 'skydiver's mouth'? While I wipe the coffee I spay out off my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Explain 'skydiver's mouth'? While I wipe the coffee I spay out off my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You are both seemingly forgetting that the delightful Ms Barker is well past menopause and unless she is festooned in HRT patches, will in all likelihood have a fanny like the Gobi desert. The brave adventurer who chooses to inspect her undercarriage will need a skip full of KY to avert a pubic fire, and some Savlon for penile friction burns. Her giblets are alas unlikely to be oily, unless she hears Devil Woman on the Radio. The dangers can be reduced with an oestrogen pessaries lined cock ring. A water mattress is a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Isn't that Sly Stallone's mum (RIP) after her last face lift? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that Sly Stallone's mum (RIP) after her last face lift? Yeah, it's Brackie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 On 22/09/2020 at 12:38, Last Cunt Standing said: You are both seemingly forgetting that the delightful Ms Barker is well past menopause and unless she is festooned in HRT patches, will in all likelihood have a fanny like the Gobi desert. The brave adventurer who chooses to inspect her undercarriage will need a skip full of KY to avert a pubic fire, and some Savlon for penile friction burns. Her giblets are alas unlikely to be oily, unless she hears Devil Woman on the Radio. I’m sure she’s a laugh with her drink in her hand...but as for anything else... I tend to agree with Dr Shipman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m sure she’s a laugh with her drink in her hand...but as for anything else... I tend to agree with Dr Shipman. She was a laugh with a tennis racquet in her hand as well. Fucking useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 On 22/09/2020 at 02:47, Rev said: If ever there was a cunt needing properly Sutcliffed with an inordinate degree of prejudice before being Sparta-kicked through a bark-stripper, it's this magnolia-toothed, Cliff-felching fucking sow. One can only imagine her highly discoloured and oily giblets must nowadays resemble a slobbering bulldog with a galloping yeast infection. I want her dead. I have to say Rev that you never fail to deliver. I am certain that even her closest friends and relatives couldn’t possibly disagree with a single word of your beautifully worded, and sympathetic monologue above.☑️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.