Neil Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. Never even heard of the cunt and I would like to keep it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. Does any cunt even watch this shit anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 mmm .. marvellous .. jumpers for goalposts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: mmm .. marvellous .. jumpers for goalposts Get with the times, it jumpers or bras for goalposts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 To be fair she's probably one of the few female footballers who I would actually treat as a female and sling one up her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 This is the most disappointing news I've heard since antiretroviral therapy arrested the runaway spread of full blown AIDS in the gay community. I can safely say that I will never watch QOS again, although since I only ever watched it once back when Willie Carson was still a team captain I doubt that will make too much of a dent in their viewing figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. Fucking scrap the BBC girls boarding school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. Hate to disappoint you Neil, but it seems Ms Scott is widely held to be a fishknuckle, having bought a house with a fellow Arsenal Ladies player years back. The only cock in that house was under the sink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: To be fair she's probably one of the few female footballers who I would actually treat as a female and sling one up her. Don't be disgusting! It's not even the same species. Monkeyfucker weirdo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 12 hours ago, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. Who or what is Alex Scott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is the most disappointing news I've heard since antiretroviral therapy arrested the runaway spread of full blown AIDS in the gay community. I can safely say that I will never watch QOS again, although since I only ever watched it once back when Willie Carson was still a team captain I doubt that will make too much of a dent in their viewing figures. I used to watch it when it was Bill Beaumont and Ian Botham. I switched it on last year and could only stomach 10 minutes of watching that fucking 4th rate bowler and general pain in the arse Phil Tuffnell aping it up. A pile of wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Watched by blue-rinsed old morgue cheating women who get the dust blown off their growlers by excruciatingly unfunny wanker Matt Dawson, and their John Smiths drinking husbands who think Phil Tuffnell is just as cutting edge as a casio watch. The only way I'd be moved to give a fuck if it was Lenny Henry who took the hotseat, as it would act as a constant reminder that he isn't dead yet, or at least riddled to the teeth with cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I used to watch it when it was Bill Beaumont and Ian Botham. I switched it on last year and could only stomach 10 minutes of watching that fucking 4th rate bowler and general pain in the arse Phil Tuffnell aping it up. A pile of wank. The days when Emlyn Hughes confused Princess Anne with the jockey John Reid on the picture board are long gone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The days when Emlyn Hughes confused Princess Anne with the jockey John Reid on the picture board are long gone.. I thought it was John Reid's mount. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Give the job to John Inverdale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 13:20, Neil said: Can you imagine the uproar if God forbid a man was named as the new anchor?.What a wonderful opportunity for diversity to come to the fore and name Alex Scott as the favourite,hormonal and tanned.Box ticking at its finest.This cunt must have sucked more cock than Jordan to have climbed to where she is now.If it means that she's too busy to comment on Premier League football then thats partly a bonus but the fact that the cunt appears anywhere on my TV screen is a fucking travesty. White female Christian presenter replaced by female black lesbian presenter......standard BBC horseshit. They can’t help themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Many many years ago we had a black and white tv. I wish I had one now, so I could just turn the brightness down and not have to see all them dark people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Many many years ago we had a black and white tv. I wish I had one now, so I could just turn the brightness down and not have to see all them dark people. White man and black man were in a barbers. White man wants his head shaved completely. "I want my hair like that bald american actor, Telly. Yeah, give me a Telly." The barber shaves his head and charges him £3. The black guy asks for a Telly as well. The barber shaves his head and charges him a fiver. When the black guy complains that the white guy was charged less the barber explained "Because colour Tellys cost more". Here all through covid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: White man and black man were in a barbers. White man wants his head shaved completely. "I want my hair like that bald american actor, Telly. Yeah, give me a Telly." The barber shaves his head and charges him £3. The black guy asks for a Telly as well. The barber shaves his head and charges him a fiver. When the black guy complains that the white guy was charged less the barber explained "Because colour Tellys cost more". Here all through covid. Just to clarify for younger members, " Telly" is probably Telly Savallas, famous as TV detective Kojak. He famously was as bald as a cue ball. A fantastic actor and a great bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 21 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Just to clarify for younger members, " Telly" is probably Telly Savallas, famous as TV detective Kojak. He famously was as bald as a cue ball. A fantastic actor and a great bloke. The tourism film for Birmingham, the greatest voiceover of all time. he had a full head of hair in 'On The Waterfont'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The tourism film for Birmingham, the greatest voiceover of all time. he had a full head of hair in 'On The Waterfont'. He did a tourism film for one of the Greek islands in Greek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He did a tourism film for one of the Greek islands in Greek. Who loves ya baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who loves ya baby. You so right coochy coo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You so right coochy coo! Alvin Stardust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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