King Billy Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pointing at my waist, ‘I’ve had it up to here with him’ Grow up Eddie. You’re bigger than that comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "You're still making that backward story of seven dwarves living in the cave", he said. They didn't live in a cave, you stunted midget freak, they lived in a lovely little house in an idyllic woodland setting. The people I feel sorry for are those poor giants, stuck at the top of a fucking beanstalk. Whenever I think Snow White it has to be this twisted fairytale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whenever I think Snow White it has to be this twisted fairytale What are those fucking Germans like, eh? Brilliant track, and video, though. Have you ever seen them live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Peter Dinklage thinks that 'Dwarfism' shouldn't have been a defining trait of Dwarves... despite being logic inverting gibberish, has he apologised or handed back the money he got for spending TEN FUCKING YEARS PLAYING A CHARACTER CALLED THE FUCKING 'IMP'! Stupid little cunt. If someone lifted him up for me, I'd punch his lumpy Little Rocky Dennis fucking head in. Oh yeah, so here's dinky Dinklage playing an historical figure who had a large hooter (apparently). Now, nowhere in the history books did it say that Cyrano De Bergerac was a fucking midget! I mean, how can he reach the pedals of that car when he's bombing around Jersey? John Nettles will be turning in his grave if he was dead.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What are those fucking Germans like, eh? Brilliant track, and video, though. Have you ever seen them live? No theyre in Cardiff in June though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What are those fucking Germans like, eh? Brilliant track, and video, though. Have you ever seen them live? The krauts had fun with their rock music in the 80s... "HELLO LONDON! You are crazy, we are Scorpions, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAANE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Grow up Eddie. You’re bigger than that comment. What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Very little…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Very little…. My friend's a dwarf and today he had his pocket picked. How could anybody stoop so low? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 On 27/01/2022 at 20:49, Eric Cuntman said: Peter Dinklage thinks that 'Dwarfism' shouldn't have been a defining trait of Dwarves... despite being logic inverting gibberish, has he apologised or handed back the money he got for spending TEN FUCKING YEARS PLAYING A CHARACTER CALLED THE FUCKING 'IMP'! Stupid little cunt. If someone lifted him up for me, I'd punch his lumpy Little Rocky Dennis fucking head in. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10449549/Dwarf-actors-slam-Peter-Dinklage-canceling-seven-dwarves.html This Bloke's not Happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: No theyre in Cardiff in June though If you can get a ticket, go! You won't be disappointed. The first time I saw them live was in San Francisco in 2001. The pyro was a bit basic in those days, but they did set themselves on fire, and finished off the set with a cover of The Ramones "Pet Sematary", fuck knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If you can get a ticket, go! You won't be disappointed. The first time I saw them live was in San Francisco in 2001. The pyro was a bit basic in those days, but they did set themselves on fire, and finished off the set with a cover of The Ramones "Pet Sematary", fuck knows why. You didn't see punkers there, did you? I'm sure he's haunted the public toilets of Haight Ashbry, spotted hanky hanging out the back pocket of his hipsters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Eddie said: What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Very little…. Eddie, did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who robbed the bank? Police issued a statement warning of a small medium at large. 🤣 Iol, lol.. LOL. Idiots. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Eddie, did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who robbed the bank? Police issued a statement warning of a small medium at large. 🤣 Iol, lol.. LOL. Idiots. As a body of work... 'The Comic Strip Presents'. Hit or miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a body of work... 'The Comic Strip Presents'. Hit or miss? Not now, Eric. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Not now, Eric. Please. Ok. When you get a minute then. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a body of work... 'The Comic Strip Presents'. Hit or miss? Lashings of ginger beers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Lashings of ginger beers. "I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it 'til he was 22... I think that says quite a lot." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it 'til he was 22... I think that says quite a lot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 On 27/01/2022 at 21:24, Stubby Pecker said: Whenever I think Snow White it has to be this twisted fairytale Typically, German BDSM porn, always has shite music in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 20 hours ago, Frank said: Eddie, did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who robbed the bank? Police issued a statement warning of a small medium at large. 🤣 Iol, lol.. LOL. Idiots. Happy new year Frank. Let’s hope it’s your last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 5 hours ago, cunt said: Typically, German BDSM porn, always has shite music in it. I had to look up 'BDSM porn' as I didn't know what it meant, though I'm trying to understand the irony in your comment. I've always known you're a weird fucking cunt, and every now and then - with a comment about dogs being tortured or the type of music one might listen to while wanking off to freakish porn – I'm reminded just why. I reckon 'Cleveland Steamer' features very heavily throughout your brower history, you abnormal fucking cunt. Kill yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I had to look up 'BDSM porn' as I didn't know what it meant, though I'm trying to understand the irony in your comment. I've always known you're a weird fucking cunt, and every now and then - with a comment about dogs being tortured or the type of music one might listen to while wanking off to freakish porn – I'm reminded just why. I reckon 'Cleveland Steamer' features very heavily throughout your brower history, you abnormal fucking cunt. Kill yourself. How the fuck do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is whilst being ignorant of the BDSM genre? I really hope you're not using a work computer to educate yourself on the specifics or you're fucked - the boss will either be disgusted and fire you, or worse take it as some sort of encouragement... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is whilst being ignorant of the BDSM genre? I really hope you're not using a work computer to educate yourself on the specifics or you're fucked - the boss will either be disgusted and fire you, or worse take it as some sort of encouragement... I see your point, though it appears you were already familiar with both genres. I think you'll agree the vast majority of punters will probably be more familiar with the meaning of 'Cleveland Steamer' than with 'BDSM'. Either way, no matter the thread, much in the same way all roads lead to Rome, the fact of the matter is any discourse involving R-soles generally always ends in the direction of shit. You know as well as I do who the real sex case is here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is whilst being ignorant of the BDSM genre? I really hope you're not using a work computer to educate yourself on the specifics or you're fucked - the boss will either be disgusted and fire you, or worse take it as some sort of encouragement... Is it a sort of 'Mark Twain-ish' type boat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it a sort of 'Mark Twain-ish' type boat? I thought it was a Northern slow cooker sort of thingy, for hard working single coal miners, so their faggots or whatever other unfit for human consumption, offal based delicacies are ready, when they get back to their filthy 2 up 2 down, vermin infested, terraced slum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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