Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britains-top-big-cat-tracker-22827259 They simply don't. Show me some evidence and I might think about it, otherwise it's a load of utter shit despite the dozen of "confirmed" sightings there have been. Every cunt knows someone who "100% saw a black panther" usually on the way home from the pub after 12 pints and they're always black, never spotted, despite melanism in leopards (the usual reported suspect) being caused by a recessive gene- 2 black leopards mating will more than likely produce a mixed litter of black and spotted young, yet none of these are ever seen. The above article is bollocks, presenting zero evidence, only the word of the Doris featured who apparently spent time with San bushmen in Namibia- again no evidence that she didn't just simply go there on holiday and get a photo with them. If there really where these animals in the UK in the numbers she says then they would leave plenty of sign and every fucker now has a video camera on them at all times so footage would exist. Where these animals occur in the wild, even though they're virtually impossible to spot, their foot prints, trails, scats, claw marks etc. can been seen as they're creatures of habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 I seem to recall, about 20yrs ago an investigation because of bite marks on farm animal droppings and photographs , One of which was taken through binoculars close to St. Austell, Cornwall which showed an adult pregnant female jaguar. This was all kosher....reported, recorded and verified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: I seem to recall, about 20yrs ago an investigation because of bite marks on farm animal droppings and photographs , One of which was taken through binoculars close to St. Austell, Cornwall which showed an adult pregnant female jaguar. This was all kosher....reported, recorded and verified. Thats what they all say spotto, yet the physical evidence is never there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 53 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britains-top-big-cat-tracker-22827259 They simply don't. Show me some evidence and I might think about it, otherwise it's a load of utter shit despite the dozen of "confirmed" sightings there have been. Every cunt knows someone who "100% saw a black panther" usually on the way home from the pub after 12 pints and they're always black, never spotted, despite melanism in leopards (the usual reported suspect) being caused by a recessive gene- 2 black leopards mating will more than likely produce a mixed litter of black and spotted young, yet none of these are ever seen. The above article is bollocks, presenting zero evidence, only the word of the Doris featured who apparently spent time with San bushmen in Namibia- again no evidence that she didn't just simply go there on holiday and get a photo with them. If there really where these animals in the UK in the numbers she says then they would leave plenty of sign and every fucker now has a video camera on them at all times so footage would exist. Where these animals occur in the wild, even though they're virtually impossible to spot, their foot prints, trails, scats, claw marks etc. can been seen as they're creatures of habit. It's a simple explanation Stubs; these are small those out there are far away! Far away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I seem to recall, about 20yrs ago an investigation because of bite marks on farm animal droppings and photographs , One of which was taken through binoculars close to St. Austell, Cornwall which showed an adult pregnant female jaguar. This was all kosher....reported, recorded and verified. Thing is, if these big cats are out there what the fuck are they eating? Because there'd be fields with shredded sheep in them. I mean the cunts don't even have to chase them. Sheep are fucking stupid, they just stand there while they get fucked by the big pussy cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, if these big cats are out there what the fuck are they eating? Because there'd be fields with shredded sheep in them. I mean the cunts don't even have to chase them. Sheep are fucking stupid, they just stand there while they get fucked by the big pussy cat. Sheep are killed all the time by dogs.... bits of carcass dot the hillsides all year round up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Sheep are killed all the time by dogs.... bits of carcass dot the hillsides all year round up here. Sheep killed by dogs will most likely be mauled to death from the rear. A large feline would kill it with a bite to the neck or a suffocating one round the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Sheep killed by dogs will most likely be mauled to death from the rear. A large feline would kill it with a bite to the neck or a suffocating one round the throat. Agreed... but very , very few carcasses are actually examined for this type of detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: Agreed... but very , very few carcasses are actually examined for this type of detail. No need. A large cat would never leave its kill in the open, always drag it into cover away from scavengers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: No need. A large cat would never leave its kill in the open, always drag it into cover away from scavengers Agreed also.... never to be seen again... point being. You have to be lucky to find a carcass “By accident” that would indicate Big cat activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Agreed also.... never to be seen again... point being. You have to be lucky to find a carcass “By accident” that would indicate Big cat activity. The only fuckers out there claiming this to be true are usually ones with something to gain- selling a book or some big cat "safari". However, ask a wildlife expert and they'll all cry bollocks. Numerous camera traps have been set up in areas they supposedly haunt and fuck all has ever been seen- yet put these up in the African bush and you'll find them. Tracks and other sign would be easy to find, yet none ever have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Agreed... but very , very few carcasses are actually examined for this type of detail. Nor are they examined for evidence of rape, which is fortunate for the locals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Goober said: Nor are they examined for evidence of rape, which is fortunate for the locals. I reckon Siegfried & Roy were bumming those tigers and that's why one of them got mauled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Goober said: Nor are they examined for evidence of rape, which is fortunate for the locals. You soppy cunt. The natives at least take them down the pub first before "love making" commences. Its never rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I seem to recall, about 20yrs ago an investigation because of bite marks on farm animal droppings and photographs , One of which was taken through binoculars close to St. Austell, Cornwall which showed an adult pregnant female jaguar. This was all kosher....reported, recorded and verified. I don't think it was necessary to report that it was a female jaguar after saying it was pregnant unless it really was a freak of nature. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You soppy cunt. The natives at least take them down the pub first before "love making" commences. Its never rape. I'm definitely with you on this, SP. It's a load of shit. If even a few were out there a farmer or gamekeeper would have called a local hack for a photo op with a dead specimen long before now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm definitely with you on this, SP. It's a load of shit. If even a few were out there a farmer or gamekeeper would have called a local hack for a photo op with a dead specimen long before now. It would be poetic justice for a farmer to be ambushed by a fully grown leopard. Let's see you shove that one in a sack and drown it, you chromosonally over endowed Ted Moult type cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It would be poetic justice for a farmer to be ambushed by a fully grown leopard. Let's see you shove that one in a sack and drown it, you chromosonally over endowed Ted Moult type cunt. Eric you are a great big lovable pussy cat and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Every cunt knows someone who "100% saw a black panther". That was the last thing that Lesley Whittle ever saw, except perhaps for rats gnawing at her extremities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It would be poetic justice for a farmer to be ambushed by a fully grown leopard. Let's see you shove that one in a sack and drown it, you chromosonally over endowed Ted Moult type cunt. Why? Not sure farmers are that into drowning these days when they can just run things over in their tractors or liberally apply 28g of 6 shot at 1400 feet per second. Are you a plastic shoe wearing, sweaty footed vegan to despise farmers so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Eric you are a great big lovable pussy cat and you know it. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Goober said: Why? Not sure farmers are that into drowning these days when they can just run things over in their tractors or liberally apply 28g of 6 shot at 1400 feet per second. Are you a plastic shoe wearing, sweaty footed vegan to despise farmers so? No. i just don't like farmers. Most of them are perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Are you a plastic shoe wearing, sweaty footed vegan to despise farmers so? He probably just knows some "Young Farmers". I'd cheerfully drown those cunts in a sack myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. i just don't like farmers. Most of them are perverts. That's quite a sweeping statement, Eric. I know fuck all about farmers, but Tony Martin's a legend in my book. He should have aimed for the head though, that's my only criticism. Edited October 12, 2020 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. i just don't like farmers. Most of them are perverts. I'll grant you that most are severely inbred and possessed of an innate longing for their sisters. They're also moaning cunts that are so hard done by that they can only afford a new Range Rover every other year these days. Aside from the highly dubious incest issue though, most being perverts is a tad harsh. I love a good rare steak. Carry on farming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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