King Billy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: From a man who flogs Christmas trees ina carpark..id say yer dna is 48% man of the road PANZERMURPHYBABY If you’re looking for a months work Panzy boy, I’ve got an elf costume put aside for you. It’s probably far too big but if so you can style it out in your leprechaun suit and shillelagh. You can kip in the back of the van as I can’t pay you enough for a Travelodge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brit Brutus Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is a trap isn't it? Aye. I was angling for a nod of approval from @ChildeHarold, but he didn’t bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Brit Brutus said: Aye. I was angling for a nod of approval from @ChildeHarold, but he didn’t bite Meagre pickings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: If you’re looking for a months work Panzy boy, I’ve got an elf costume put aside for you. It’s probably far too big but if so you can style it out in your leprechaun suit and shillelagh. You can kip in the back of the van as I can’t pay you enough for a Travelodge. Fuk you n yer dead evergreen flogging game bally baby..im anglin for a gig in fatty n eddies carwash as musical coordinator n sponge dabber..hes promised me i can actually touch the roops hairbrush and all PANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate pikeys Have you been watching Snatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you been watching Snatch? No, but my gynaecologist did yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, but my gynaecologist did yesterday Did he say that whilst inspecting your snatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Did he say that whilst inspecting your snatch? I asked him what was up there and he said "seats and a steering wheel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I asked him what was up there and he said "seats and a steering wheel". Test drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I asked him what was up there and he said "seats and a steering wheel". Strangely enough, I'm going to see my doctor about a steering wheel embedded in my groin. It's driving me nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I asked him what was up there and he said "seats and a steering wheel". Hamburger stands, no hamburgers, just the stands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 34 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Strangely enough, I'm going to see my doctor about a steering wheel embedded in my groin. It's driving me nuts. That gets a like. You are surely one of 'The Cartel'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 On 18/11/2020 at 09:23, Brit Brutus said: Aye. I was angling for a nod of approval from @ChildeHarold, but he didn’t bite Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Cunt Have you met ProfB yet? I think you two will get on like a house on fire. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, Goober said: Have you met ProfB yet? I think you two will get on like a house on fire. Fucking idiot. I thought you had caught something and died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I thought you had caught something and died. Rest assured, if any member of the corner “caught” you, you would die. Horrifically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rest assured, if any member of the corner “caught” you, you would die. Horrifically The Tale of the Mad Dog. Oliver Goldsmith (no relation to Zac) my literary hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.