White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Her choice of men was seriously flawed. She dated Charlie Kray “An absolute Gentleman”....his brother Ronnie, a psychopathic paedophile, followed by a marriage to Ronnie Knight the bank robber. The last cunt she married, many years her junior was obviously some seedy gigolo who is currently emotionally puking about their life together whilst rubbing his mits over financial expectations... Scott will be buttered up by the media to keep him in Grecian 2000 until the inheritance money comes through. Lapping up free lunches and brown envelopes and spilling his guts to the hungry public; discreetly squirrelling away any items of value while the going is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, Goober said: Must be fucking big windows (or are they doors) on your calendar, Ed. Ed has got a Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Excellent Eddie, although I’ve just got one of those Katie price advent calendars, the flaps are all open and the chocolate is deformed Imagine opening a window on your massive flapped advent calender and a Harvey fell out. Would your first thought be, I'll take this back to the shop, or I'll take it into the garden and put it out of its misery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She was never particularly attractive, even pre-cocaine. Massive ears and a turned up nose. The love child of Dumbo and Miss Piggy. I wonder if she's ever given her boyfriend a 'Nostril Job'. I dunno why, but everytime I see her face I want to watch A Bridge Too Far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Excellent Eddie, although I’ve just got one of those Katie price advent calendars, the flaps are all open and the chocolate is deformed Have you seen those Jehovah's Witness advent calendars? Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno why, but everytime I see her face I want to watch A Bridge Too Far! She's revolting. She even makes Kerry Katona look half shaggable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's revolting. She even makes Kerry Katona look half shaggable. Even Neil, after a 4 year sex drought, would need to give this some serious thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you seen those Jehovah's Witness advent calendars? Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off. You never tried inviting them in and asking them if they want to slip into something more comfortable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Even Neil, after a 4 year sex drought, would need to give this some serious thought. This must be a photo from her cosmetics range ad campaign. 'Maybe she's born with it, maybe she went 15 rounds with Brian London' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You never tried inviting them in and asking them if they want to slip into something more comfortable? Like a goat? Weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This must be a photo from her cosmetics range ad campaign. 'Maybe she's born with it, maybe she went 15 rounds with Brian London' Doubt it . Brian London was a hard bastard. She'd easily go 15 rounds with Anthony 'glass jaw'Joshua though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 13 hours ago, Eddie said: Excellent Eddie, although I’ve just got one of those Katie price advent calendars, the flaps are all open and the chocolate is deformed Yer a poet eddie baby ...giz a job.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 22 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I saw it on the news tonight, paying tribute to Babs. Her fucking nose is a misshapen monstrosity of a thing. If ever the government decide to run an anti-cocaine campaign, she’s the one they should use as their “pinup” girl. What an absolute fucking mess. You're getting her confused with old @Bill Stickers who's septum's in a similar state. I'm predicting he'll return at Christmas after a few Kraft's, insult a few cunts then log out in disgust... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're getting her confused with old @Bill Stickers who's septum's in a similar state. I'm predicting he'll return at Christmas after a few Kraft's, insult a few cunts then log out in disgust... Rectum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you seen those Jehovah's Witness advent calendars? Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off. https://ibb.co/g9g7dZM yes I have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This must be a photo from her cosmetics range ad campaign. 'Maybe she's born with it, maybe she went 15 rounds with Brian London' A few years back she came up with a story about how when heavily indebted she was abducted by local coke dealers and tied to a bed for the weekend while half the East End came by to say hello. She worried there might be a video and that it might be embarrassing. I’m guessing they told her to act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 19:44, Earl of Punkape said: Her choice of men was seriously flawed. She dated Charlie Kray “An absolute Gentleman”....his brother Ronnie, a psychopathic paedophile, followed by a marriage to Ronnie Knight the bank robber. The last cunt she married, many years her junior was obviously some seedy gigolo who is currently emotionally puking about their life together whilst rubbing his mits over financial expectations... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you are being a bit hard on everyone concerned. She lived through several different eras of what was accepted and customary and in straddling these tectonic plates, as it were, seems to have incurred your ire. Why you targeted her widower I don't know! Jealousy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 00:45, Dawn Chorus said: You never tried inviting them in and asking them if they want to slip into something more comfortable? Even those cunts know to avoid your hovel, not wanting to be bored shirtless by a hulking 6 foot 4 Wookiee in a dress banging on about an hilarious timetable misprint on the Crewe to Manchester line circa 1973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even those cunts know to avoid your hovel, not wanting to be bored shirtless by a hulking 6 foot 4 Wookiee in a dress banging on about an hilarious timetable misprint on the Crewe to Manchester line circa 1973 Harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even those cunts know to avoid your hovel, not wanting to be bored shirtless by a hulking 6 foot 4 Wookiee in a dress banging on about an hilarious timetable misprint on the Crewe to Manchester line circa 1973 River Lugg at Lugg Green near Leominster .. thoughts on the environmental impact for a paid box ticker such as yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: River Lugg at Lugg Green near Leominster .. thoughts on the environmental impact for a paid box ticker such as yourself? Reported for further incessant trolling by asking bone fucking questions- either stay on topic or try to be funny (impossible for you you braindead societal cancer) ps. fuck and die cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported for further incessant trolling by asking bone fucking questions- either stay on topic or try to be funny (impossible for you you braindead societal cancer) ps. fuck and die cunt I am not interested in you Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I am not interested in you Tim. I bet you continue getting rattled and quoting my every comment- every fucker on this forum thinks you're shit and its open season to put the boot in. The only way you'll stop posting your lies and bullshit here is to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even those cunts know to avoid your hovel, not wanting to be bored shirtless by a hulking 6 foot 4 Wookiee in a dress banging on about an hilarious timetable misprint on the Crewe to Manchester line circa 1973 You are a very talented little fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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