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2021 The Good News


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Above inflation Rail Fare Increase for March 2021.

By March 2021, at current rate of progress, nobody using trains for work will have been offered the German vaccine. 

By March 2021, British vaccine's efficacy goes from 70% to zero as still not available. Oxford University congratulated on world beating brexit success. 

March 2021, no trade deal with the USA. 

March 2021, British economy in middle of unique shit storm of our own making

March 2021, first delivery of battery powered trains to West Coast Line from Siemens Germany, EDF France agrees to complete Sizewell nuclear expansiin, China agrees to build new nuclear power stations, Britain carries on with her "independent" nuclear weapons supplied and controlled by the USA, a foreign European company contracted to build UK's 5G network, most of UK still waiting for fibre broadband, will probably wait forever... 

Lots of good news.... er the same shit and even worse with this dithering fucking pack of fools in charge in New Year. 

Merry Christmas. 

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Above inflation Rail Fare Increase for March 2021.

By March 2021, at current rate of progress, nobody using trains for work will have been offered the German vaccine. 

By March 2021, British vaccine's efficacy goes from 70% to zero as still not available. Oxford University congratulated on world beating brexit success. 

March 2021, no trade deal with the USA. 

March 2021, British economy in middle of unique shit storm of our own making

March 2021, first delivery of battery powered trains to West Coast Line from Siemens Germany, EDF France agrees to complete Sizewell nuclear expansiin, China agrees to build new nuclear power stations, Britain carries on with her "independent" nuclear weapons supplied and controlled by the USA, a foreign European company contracted to build UK's 5G network, most of UK still waiting for fibre broadband, will probably wait forever... 

Lots of good news.... er the same shit and even worse with this dithering fucking pack of fools in charge in New Year. 

Merry Christmas. 

I wouldn't sound so gleeful about it if I were you, Harold, it's common knowledge that every society needs a scapegoat for its woes. Now that the immos and the EU can't be blamed for everything, it will be the poor the 'Red Tops' come for next. 

Here's my prediction for 2021- your Universal Credit being slashed by 30 percent.

Merry Christmas.

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3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Above inflation Rail Fare Increase for March 2021.

By March 2021, at current rate of progress, nobody using trains for work will have been offered the German vaccine. 

By March 2021, British vaccine's efficacy goes from 70% to zero as still not available. Oxford University congratulated on world beating brexit success. 

March 2021, no trade deal with the USA. 

March 2021, British economy in middle of unique shit storm of our own making

March 2021, first delivery of battery powered trains to West Coast Line from Siemens Germany, EDF France agrees to complete Sizewell nuclear expansiin, China agrees to build new nuclear power stations, Britain carries on with her "independent" nuclear weapons supplied and controlled by the USA, a foreign European company contracted to build UK's 5G network, most of UK still waiting for fibre broadband, will probably wait forever... 

Lots of good news.... er the same shit and even worse with this dithering fucking pack of fools in charge in New Year. 

Merry Christmas. 

Harold, do you stand on street corners saying "We are all doomed, DOOMED, I tell you !" waving a placard labelled "The End is Nigh" ?

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2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Harold, do you stand on street corners saying "We are all doomed, DOOMED, I tell you !" 

Harold is more the vacillating Sergeant Wilson type than a doom-saying Private Fraser, and unlike the Germans described by Corporal Jones I suspect he does like it up him.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I thought it was the 'fuzzy-wuzzies' that didn't like it up 'em.

On reflection, I don't think he was that selective when it came to prospective bayonetees. (A word I just made up, before anyone Googles it.)

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I wouldn't sound so gleeful about it if I were you, Harold, it's common knowledge that every society needs a scapegoat for its woes. Now that the immos and the EU can't be blamed for everything, it will be the poor the 'Red Tops' come for next. 

Here's my prediction for 2021- your Universal Credit being slashed by 30 percent.

Merry Christmas.

Hopefully his throat. 

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4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

 most of UK still waiting for fibre broadband, will probably wait forever... 

On the contrary, you fucking spasmo, Norwich will be getting fibre broadband in the imminent future. City Fibre will be commencing putting fibre optic cables to all Norwich City Council properties shortly so the resident dole merchants will be able to apply for all them jobs quicker, leaving them more time to do the important stuff like scoring some gear and getting stoned.

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5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Above inflation Rail Fare Increase for March 2021.

By March 2021, at current rate of progress, nobody using trains for work will have been offered the German vaccine. 

By March 2021, British vaccine's efficacy goes from 70% to zero as still not available. Oxford University congratulated on world beating brexit success. 

March 2021, no trade deal with the USA. 

March 2021, British economy in middle of unique shit storm of our own making

March 2021, first delivery of battery powered trains to West Coast Line from Siemens Germany, EDF France agrees to complete Sizewell nuclear expansiin, China agrees to build new nuclear power stations, Britain carries on with her "independent" nuclear weapons supplied and controlled by the USA, a foreign European company contracted to build UK's 5G network, most of UK still waiting for fibre broadband, will probably wait forever... 

Lots of good news.... er the same shit and even worse with this dithering fucking pack of fools in charge in New Year. 

Merry Christmas. 

This parroting of snippets of speculative data from various sources is worth its weight in shit.

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

I wouldn't sound so gleeful about it if I were you, Harold, it's common knowledge that every society needs a scapegoat for its woes. Now that the immos and the EU can't be blamed for everything, it will be the poor the 'Red Tops' come for next. 

Here's my prediction for 2021- your Universal Credit being slashed by 30 percent.

Merry Christmas.

Only 30%% I thought you was mote generous than that. 

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