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Earl of Punkape

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21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

They have saved the economy, thousands of lives and protected us from anarchy.

You simply can’t afford private schools fees and spend what money you have on blow up rubber dolls and gerbils.

Lol.

They've saved fuck all. The City of London financial markets have saved the UK just like it's saved the EU and I know that most of the top boys over there actually went to grammar school and comprehensives. You don't see many of them found dead in ladies lingerie with an orange stuffed in their gob. Lol!

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32 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

They've saved fuck all. The City of London financial markets have saved the UK just like it's saved the EU and I know that most of the top boys over there actually went to grammar school and comprehensives. You don't see many of them found dead in ladies lingerie with an orange stuffed in their gob. Lol!

“Top boys”......

Who?

You sound like an East end thug who claims to have known the Krays...perhaps you thought they worked in the City you thick cunt.

lol.

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

“Top boys”......

Who?

You sound like an East end thug who claims to have known the Krays...perhaps you thought they worked in the City you thick cunt.

lol.

I'm firm with my facts Spunkers! The city today is dominated by men with testosterone as opposed to effeminate faggots from public school. Your own avatar tribute JRM retreated into politics when confronted by real British manhood. Our aggressive instincts help Britain punch above its weight in the world. I suspect JRM was worried that one day he would find his missus getting rogered by one of the chaps in the gamekeeper's cottage. Lol! 

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3 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Bollocks, I'm in Auckland watching the Americas cup yacht racing, fucking fantastic, no covid, huge crowds, fantastic weather, the British team have been absolutely  fucking useless.

So much for British man hood, and "Britannia rules the waves", is well fucked.

Were the team educated at British public schools?

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33 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I'm firm with my facts Spunkers! The city today is dominated by men with testosterone as opposed to effeminate faggots from public school. Your own avatar tribute JRM retreated into politics when confronted by real British manhood. Our aggressive instincts help Britain punch above its weight in the world. I suspect JRM was worried that one day he would find his missus getting rogered by one of the chaps in the gamekeeper's cottage. Lol! 

JRM is still a director of Somerset Capital which he founded.

He didn’t retreat into politics but naturally grabbed the reins of power and may yet be our next Catholic Prime Minister.

Yobs like you are better off at the dogs or having family members appear on page 3 of the Sun to pay for your greasy takeaways delivered by paedophlle Asian migrants.

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2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

JRM is still a director of Somerset Capital which he founded.

He didn’t retreat into politics but naturally grabbed the reins of power and may yet be our next Catholic Prime Minister.

Yobs like you are better off at the dogs or having family members appear on page 3 of the Sun to pay for your greasy takeaways delivered by paedophlle Asian migrants.

Are we ready for an extended Christmas break?

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

JRM is still a director of Somerset Capital which he founded.

He didn’t retreat into politics but naturally grabbed the reins of power and may yet be our next Catholic Prime Minister.

Yobs like you are better off at the dogs or having family members appear on page 3 of the Sun to pay for your greasy takeaways delivered by paedophlle Asian migrants.

Next Catholic Prime Minister???? That would imply that there's already been one, but there hasn't. Idiot. 

When you want a wild goose for your table, where do you buy them, Punkers? 

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28 minutes ago, Goober said:

Next Catholic Prime Minister???? That would imply that there's already been one, but there hasn't. Idiot. 

When you want a wild goose for your table, where do you buy them, Punkers? 

Boris was baptised a Catholic and Bluuurgghhh was definitely a practicing one whilst in office. But who gives a fuck what medieval fairy story the cunts believed in?

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4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

No doubt you are bitter as you a currently still furloughed from your job as a pubic hair coiffeur’s assistant in a louche boutique next to the Admiral Duncan...

lol.

Now that's either an incredibly vivid or depraved imagination.

On the subject of those furloughed I had the misfortune earlier of having to take a dump in a public convenience, and after layering the seat with bog roll as a makeshift barrier I spotted the name Punkape, accompanied by a phone number above a crude circular hole. 

The advert didn't mention rates, so I gather this a hobby... 

Harvey Proctor indeed. 

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4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

They've saved fuck all. The City of London financial markets have saved the UK just like it's saved the EU and I know that most of the top boys over there actually went to grammar school and comprehensives. You don't see many of them found dead in ladies lingerie with an orange stuffed in their gob. Lol!

I helped cut a swinging public school boy down once. The orange, amongst other things, was up his arse. He was a distant relative of Churchill and oddly enough, the said fruit was a clementine. 

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3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Boris was baptised a Catholic and Bluuurgghhh was definitely a practicing one whilst in office. But who gives a fuck what medieval fairy story the cunts believed in?

Your point is? Despite being anointed in Catholic priest piss, Boris isn't a Catholic and hasn't been one for many, many years. So, once more we've never had a Catholic PM. 

If you're trying to make a point do try to get your facts straight. 

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Just now, Goober said:

Your point is? Despite being anointed in Catholic priest piss, Boris isn't a Catholic and hasn't been one for many, many years. So, once more we've never had a Catholic PM. 

If you're trying to make a point do try to get your facts straight. 

Have someone read my reply for you...slowly.

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4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Have someone read my reply for you...slowly.

I'm more than capable of doing that myself. Unlike you, it seems, I have an IQ above 60. To quote you 'was definitely a practicing one whilst in office'. 

Who's being the fucking idiot here? I'll give you a clue, it's not me. 

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10 minutes ago, Goober said:

I'm more than capable of doing that myself. Unlike you, it seems, I have an IQ above 60. To quote you 'was definitely a practicing one whilst in office'. 

Who's being the fucking idiot here? I'll give you a clue, it's not me. 

Well he, erm, was. He took the sacrament whilst in office, or maybe he was just fond of wafers eh?

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2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Well he, erm, was. He took the sacrament whilst in office, or maybe he was just fond of wafers eh?

He became CoE whilst still at school. Regardless, if you think this fop believes in anything except his own aggrandizement you're an even bigger idiot than I had you marked down as. 

For the third and last time, we've never had a Catholic PM and I hope we never will. 

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1 minute ago, Goober said:

He became CoE whilst still at school. Regardless, if you think this fop believes in anything except his own aggrandizement you're an even bigger idiot than I had you marked down as. 

For the third and last time, we've never had a Catholic PM and I hope we never will. 

Seriously? What fucking difference would it make?

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7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Another one that's somehow worked its way into the vocabulary of retail and restaurant employees is:

"will there be anything else for yourself today?"

Who the actual fuck really speaks like that?

"Stay safe" is boiling my piss at the moment. 

Another one is "Drive safely" which makes we want to reply with "No. In fact I'm gonna drive very very dangerously" in a Vyvian from Young Ones stylee. 

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On 20/12/2020 at 00:39, Dyslexic cnut said:

Seriously? What fucking difference would it make?

Firstly, you were needlessly and incorrectly arguing the toss. So you'll execuse me for correcting you and putting you in your place. 

Since you raised it though, it does make a difference. Perhaps you hadn't noticed, we threw off the shackles of these child molesting, witch burning cunts almost 500 years ago and for centuries it was a weeping sore in this country. My only regret is we didn't eradicate all of them. I despair that kids seem to have followed in the footsteps of Americans and now celebrate Halloween every year rather than rejoicing in the death and burning an effigy of a Catholic traitor every 5th of November. 

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1 minute ago, Goober said:

Firstly, you were needlessly and incorrectly arguing the toss. So you'll execuse me for correcting you and putting you in your place. 

Since you raised it though, it does make a difference. Perhaps you hadn't noticed, we threw off the shackles of these child molesting, witch burning cunts almost 500 years ago and for centuries it was a weeping sore in this country. My only regret is we didn't eradicate all of them. I despair that kids seem too have followed in the footsteps of Americans and now celebrate Halloween every year rather than rejoicing in the death and burning an effigy of a Catholic traitor every 5th of November. 

So it”s Halloween that’s got your back up? Daft Cunt.

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