Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 This might be repeat bollocks on my part but I can’t be fucked to check, but old cunts who decide to go shopping at the weekend when they’ve had all fucking week to leave their piss stained hovels to do it deserve to be run over by a lorry and their still twitching corpses pissed on by illegal immigrants Most of us have to work our cocks off all week to pay our mortgages and for our booze habits so the weekends are the only time to go out and stock up on shopping and said booze. However, these doddering old cunts decide it’s the perfect time to venture out and shuffle up the aisles for tinned pilchards and sandwich spread. Then theres the old fuckers who have to go out every Saturday in their immaculately clean cars that do less than 1000 miles a year to check tyre pressure and water, and get the fucking thing cleaned again. Going there and back at a racy 35mph of course. The silver lining to this is that they’ll more than likely get tertiary bat flu and be dead by January 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This might be repeat bollocks on my part but I can’t be fucked to check, but old cunts who decide to go shopping at the weekend when they’ve had all fucking week to leave their piss stained hovels to do it deserve to be run over by a lorry and their still twitching corpses pissed on by illegal immigrants Most of us have to work our cocks off all week to pay our mortgages and for our booze habits so the weekends are the only time to go out and stock up on shopping and said booze. However, these doddering old cunts decide it’s the perfect time to venture out and shuffle up the aisles for tinned pilchards and sandwich spread. Then theres the old fuckers who have to go out every Saturday in their immaculately clean cars that do less than 1000 miles a year to check tyre pressure and water, and get the fucking thing cleaned again. Going there and back at a racy 35mph of course. The silver lining to this is that they’ll more than likely get tertiary bat flu and be dead by January You need to include the unemployed, healthy individuals and currently all those covid-24/7 at home too. Indeed, all those thick, auto-pilot morons shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 Serious question, stubs-are you allowed to park in the disabled bay at the shops? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: This might be repeat bollocks on my part but I can’t be fucked to check, but old cunts who decide to go shopping at the weekend when they’ve had all fucking week to leave their piss stained hovels to do it deserve to be run over by a lorry and their still twitching corpses pissed on by illegal immigrants Most of us have to work our cocks off all week to pay our mortgages and for our booze habits so the weekends are the only time to go out and stock up on shopping and said booze. However, these doddering old cunts decide it’s the perfect time to venture out and shuffle up the aisles for tinned pilchards and sandwich spread. Then theres the old fuckers who have to go out every Saturday in their immaculately clean cars that do less than 1000 miles a year to check tyre pressure and water, and get the fucking thing cleaned again. Going there and back at a racy 35mph of course. The silver lining to this is that they’ll more than likely get tertiary bat flu and be dead by January What's a mortgage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 Strangely enough I was stuck in a queue at Sainsburys this afternoon thinking exactly the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Serious question, stubs-are you allowed to park in the disabled bay at the shops? I think their for the sole use of people that have just a physical disability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think their for the sole use of people that have just a physical disability. I like to park, in handicapped spaces. While handicapped people, make handicapped faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 Actually seriously do any Monday to Friday cunts in their right minds actually do the shopping on their day off? During the ten years or so when I worked Monday to Friday I always did the shopping on Friday after work as did most of the other cunts I worked with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 I currently do my shopping on a Saturday night at about 9 O'clock when every annoying cunt is sat in front of the tellybox. I fucking hate other people shopping and getting in my way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I currently do my shopping on a Saturday night at about 9 O'clock when every annoying cunt is sat in front of the tellybox. I fucking hate other people shopping and getting in my way. I knew I'd seen you out shopping, Drew. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I currently do my shopping on a Saturday night at about 9 O'clock when every annoying cunt is sat in front of the tellybox. I fucking hate other people shopping and getting in my way. I just hate other people. It makes life simpler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 26 minutes ago, Goober said: I knew I'd seen you out shopping, Drew. Stupid cunt on the phone "Er, what else did you want, mum"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I just hate other people. It makes life simpler I wondered when the faux frog would turn up. What the fuck is this I'm hearing about one of your country folk, Claude Wehrle, refusing to give evidence on behalf of Arconic in the Grenfell enquiry?, effectively waving the white flag of surrender and running to hide in a corner like a typical garlic chomping stink merchant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This might be repeat bollocks on my part but I can’t be fucked to check, but old cunts who decide to go shopping at the weekend when they’ve had all fucking week to leave their piss stained hovels to do it deserve to be run over by a lorry and their still twitching corpses pissed on by illegal immigrants Most of us have to work our cocks off all week to pay our mortgages and for our booze habits so the weekends are the only time to go out and stock up on shopping and said booze. However, these doddering old cunts decide it’s the perfect time to venture out and shuffle up the aisles for tinned pilchards and sandwich spread. Then theres the old fuckers who have to go out every Saturday in their immaculately clean cars that do less than 1000 miles a year to check tyre pressure and water, and get the fucking thing cleaned again. Going there and back at a racy 35mph of course. The silver lining to this is that they’ll more than likely get tertiary bat flu and be dead by January I'm getting a sense of hostility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Goober said: I knew I'd seen you out shopping, Drew. Further down the aisle is Drew's bird gathering the weeks cider quota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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