Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Indulge me, Walter - what vehicle do you drive? Are you stuffing your Turkey with chips and beans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you stuffing your Turkey with chips and beans ? Answer the fucking question, you puny little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Have you collected your Christmas goose yet, Punkers? Is it a bloated farmed lard ball from Tesco, or a plump juicy wild Greylag from a quality butcher? I have a friend who farms geese quite nearby in Cheshire who has provided one. I will be donating the giblets and feathers to a local prostute to make a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Answer the fucking question, you puny little faggot. I’ll bet you have ketchup and brown sauce bottles on the table at Christmas lunch you fucking oik. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have a friend who farms geese quite nearby in Cheshire who has provided one. I will be donating the giblets and feathers to a local prostute to make a hat. Will you be stuffing it ? Don’t forget to baste it every so often. The best goose needs to be moist and soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you have ketchup and brown sauce bottles on the table at Christmas lunch you fucking oik. lol. I bet you’ll be alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I bet you’ll be alone. At least you’ll have your sauce bottles... Will you be using cutlery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Will you be stuffing it ? Don’t forget to baste it every so often. The best goose needs to be moist and soft. Indeed. The stuffing will be a combination of forcemeat,apricots,pears and cranberries.In addition there’s an apple sauce and a bread sauce. Yum Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Will you be stuffing it ? Don’t forget to baste it every so often. The best goose needs to be moist and soft. Mtembe does the basting in Punkers' household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. The stuffing will be a combination of forcemeat,apricots,pears and cranberries.In addition there’s an apple sauce and a bread sauce. Yum Yum. And a pint of spunk. Don’t forget your special sauce, poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: Mtembe does the basting in Punkers household. That tasty goose will get him really excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And a pint of spunk. Don’t forget your special sauce, poof. Gentleman’s relish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And a pint of spunk. Don’t forget your special sauce, poof. I know a chap at the rugby club who claimed to have fucked the family Turkey on Christmas Eve after returning from the pub knowing his mother-in-law was dining with them the next day. Based on previous exploits I had no doubt what he said was true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I know a chap at the rugby club who claimed to have fucked the family Turkey on Christmas Eve after returning from the pub knowing his mother-in-law was dining with them the next day. Based on previous exploits I had no doubt what he said was true... Interesting. I knew a hideous, ugly,spasticated bar man at the rugby club who used to roll the rim of a wine glass through his unwashed, fetid Jap’s eye and serve a fine Margaux in the said glass to a stunning debutante. In his mind, she was noshing him off nightly. He is currently a sommelier. Edited December 24, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I know a chap at the rugby club who claimed to have fucked the family Turkey on Christmas Eve after returning from the pub knowing his mother-in-law was dining with them the next day. Based on previous exploits I had no doubt what he said was true... I bet you wank yourself stupid (easily done) every Xmas over this little anecdote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 40 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you stuffing your Turkey with chips and beans ? I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have a friend who farms geese quite nearby in Cheshire who has provided one. I will be donating the giblets and feathers to a local prostute to make a hat. English = goose for Xmas. Bravo sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Interesting. I knew a hideous, ugly,spasticated bar man at the rugby club who used to roll the rim of a wine glass through his unwashed, fetid Jap’s eye and serve a fine Margaux in the said glass to a stunning debutante. In his mind, she was noshing him off nightly. He is currently a sommelier. Fine Margaux at a rugby club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Fine Margaux at a rugby club? Undoubtedly Harlequins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Undoubtedly Harlequins... 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fine Margaux at a rugby club? Toulouse...fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: There's a rather disturbing picture of @Ape™️ in the gallery. He's just finished his Xmas dinner, a bacon sandwich and a glass of pikey cider and just shat himself. Again. What more could anyone expect of the filthy low life. A psychotic urge to kill cats and brag about it online to strangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, JohnnySaucePants said: Spotted a dead cat on the road when driving home last night. Just had to back up and go over it again, just to make sure. Points for staying in character. Do you seriously not know how to post images from the gallery, though? Right click, open it in a new tab, and copy and paste the URL where you want it posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: Points for staying in character. Do you seriously not know how to post images from the gallery, though? Right click, open it in a new tab, and copy and paste the URL where you want it posted. No, I think he genuinely is a spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Thanks but i didnt try because i thought it might cause @Ape™️ mental suffering, and it is Xmas after all. Was just being kind to the cunt. Don't fucking chicken out. Post it you cunt - telling people to search the gallery is fucking shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: With the covid lockdown rife in Blighty. I imagine there's not much around in door mans work. Have you moved onto bin mans work, or gone on the dole for Xmas? Give me your address, and ill mail you the left overs of Xmas dinner. You can thank me later. The zoological society have ramped up their endangered species preservation agenda, so it's full time Panda-wanking for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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