Decimus Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday. Are you quite sure that it wasn't Trevor McDonald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Any other contributors have a rib-tickling, Coventry-based vignette they'd like to share? Steve Froggatt being capped for England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Any other contributors have a rib-tickling, Coventry-based vignette they'd like to share? I saw The Police in a Students' Union in about '79; they were shit; Sting was a cunt even then (so was Billy Idol, who got smacked in the face by a fire door) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I saw The Police in a Students' Union in about '79; they were shit; Sting was a cunt even then (so was Billy Idol, who got smacked in the face by a fire door) Generation eXit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I saw The Police in a Students' Union in about '79; they were shit; Sting was a cunt even then (so was Billy Idol, who got smacked in the face by a fire door) You are certainly right about Gordon. If ever there was an 'up himself' wanker, it's him. Oh and Bono of course ..and God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Your name is Toby now. His name is Tristan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Your name is Toby now. Toby or not Toby? That is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Toby or not Toby? That is the question. Let's sing a song... 'de Kemptown ladies' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Let's sing a song... 'de Kemptown ladies' Punkers is a big fan of The Bard. He’s been heard many times shouting in the imaginary golf club Gents lavatory....”An Arse, An arse, My Ringdom for an arse.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Let's sing a song... 'de Kemptown ladies' “You boys used to sing like birds when you were slaves” “How about a good old nigger work song” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 08/01/2021 at 11:27, Jiggerycock said: Any other contributors have a rib-tickling, Coventry-based vignette they'd like to share? Never been but do they hold the title of 'Ugliest front man in a band from Coventry' competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: “You boys used to sing like birds when you were slaves” “How about a good old nigger work song” 🎵I get no kick from champagne... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 08/01/2021 at 11:27, Jiggerycock said: I witnessed an amusing scene in Coventry too - Mick 'The adipose Bob Carolgees' Quinn running and Robert Rosario doing great visual gags as 'centre forward attempting to score a goal'. Any other contributors have a rib-tickling, Coventry-based vignette they'd like to share? Ian Wallace's ginger afro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 12:43, camberwell gypsy said: Ian Wallace's ginger afro. Fuck the hair,what about the shit kit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fuck the hair,what about the shit kit? I think that's designed to make him look slimmer and deflect attention from his fuck ugly mug and ginger afro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 🎵I get no kick from champagne... What in the wide world of sports is goin’ on here? Prancing around like a bunch of Kansas City fagots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 As I'm "under investigation" now for being overdue with my annual TV Licence Roman Salt Tax I must be careful what I say. But it is interesting if highly predictable how the BBC intend to spend the £157.50 they wish to extract from my spinal cord. The rest goes on supply waffle jobs to predominately privately educated young pups of avid rural well caked Disco drivers who went on to Oxford or Cambridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 🎵I get no kick from champagne... Good morning maam, aint it a lovely day, the sun is shining the skys are blue.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Disco drivers who went on to Oxford or Cambridge. You strike me as being more likely to drive a Morris Oxford or an Austin Cambridge and hang about near the toilets at your village disco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: You strike me as being more likely to drive a Morris Oxford or an Austin Cambridge and hang about near the toilets at your village disco. Morris Isis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: You strike me as being more likely to drive a Morris Oxford or an Austin Cambridge and hang about near the toilets at your village disco. Spacious boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: You strike me as being more likely to drive a Morris Oxford or an Austin Cambridge and hang about near the toilets at your village disco. Do you keep your cottaging insults on index cards for ease of reference? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Do you keep your cottaging insults on index cards for ease of reference? Not an insult, merely an observation based on your short but strange time since your arrival here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 11 hours ago, Neil said: Fuck the hair,what about the shit kit? I was at that game. When Coventry came out of the tunnel there was a collective "What the fuck are they wearing"? The keeper is the legendary Barry Daines who threatened to leave because he wasn't getting games because it was only Pat Jennings who was keeping him out. So they fuck off Jennings to the shitheads down the road and he gets the games. Not sure what was worse: his dodgy perm or his goalkeeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was at that game. When Coventry came out of the tunnel there was a collective "What the fuck are they wearing"? The keeper is the legendary Barry Daines who threatened to leave because he wasn't getting games because it was only Pat Jennings who was keeping him out. So they fuck off Jennings to the shitheads down the road and he gets the games. Not sure what was worse: his dodgy perm or his goalkeeping. Oh yes,the best £45,000 the Arsenal ever spent."Unipart(clap,clap,clap) Unipart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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