Trucking Funt Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good morning Ape. What are you going to do this weekend? Do you keep ferrets? What's wrong with keeping ferrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good morning Ape. What are you going to do this weekend? Do you keep ferrets? Good morning Pukeape. Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet. What are you doing today? Bumming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Good morning Pukeape. Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet. What are you doing today? Bumming? Playing with his iron and polishing his balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Good morning Pukeape. Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet. What are you doing today? Bumming? It appears you might be a plumber. This is excellent as we will never meet socially. Do you wash your ferrets in the upstairs toilet or the downstairs one ? Did one of your ferrets compromise the hot water system and if so why? Please explain using diagrams where necessary. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It appears you might be a plumber. This is excellent as we will never meet socially. Do you wash your ferrets in the upstairs toilet or the downstairs one ? Did one of your ferrets compromise the hot water system and if so why? Please explain using diagrams where necessary. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 Back on subject,I imagine some of you cunts got a hard on with the final scene in the ad. Bumders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: You are one tedious boring fucking wanker. Do the world a favor, kill yourself. Do it now. Fucking idiot. Are you doing any water blasting today, Mr Thickie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Its a deal, next time im in Blighty, probably UK's next summer. You pay for lunch. Ill bring a tribe of Jake the Muss types with me, to carry out a reverse colonization. Providing almost everyone in Blighty hasnt snuffed it from Covid by then. The few malnourished remaining will be easy targets. It seems to target fat wheezing bloated cunts so hopefully @Ape™️will have wheezed or shat himself to death by then, having been engulfed by his own massive prolapsed ring piece. Tricky one, JS. For starters, your entourage will have to make it to the old Blighty in one piece. Due to covid restrictions, your lot will not be able to board a plane (even with the purchase of three transatlantic seats per one adult to compensate for tuskery), then the seas are prone to issues, such as coast guards with currently heightened sensitivity to foreigners of all sorts, especially those hell bent on turning UK to a jungle fiefdom (again, providing your ship doesn’t sink due to lack of covid maintenance or brownie piracy). Good luck. With any luck the troupe will get lost around Jamaica and we all know what happens there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Good morning Pukeape. Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet. What are you doing today? Bumming? That sounds a little more complicated than changing an o ring. Are you sure it wouldn't be better to employ a specialist and pay him several hundred quid? Maybe he could service your water cannon at the same time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Good morning Pukeape. Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet. What are you doing today? Bumming? If you’re so technically adept, why did Eric have to pop around to adjust your air rifle’s set up? Are you telling fibs again Apo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If you’re so technically adept, why did Eric have to pop around to adjust your air rifle’s set up? Are you telling fibs again Apo? First drivel of the day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 Just now, Ape™️ said: First drivel of the day? Answer the question. With all due respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If you’re so technically adept, why did Eric have to pop around to adjust your air rifle’s set up? Are you telling fibs again Apo? When was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When was this? I couldn’t be bothered to peruse his line of idiocy. He’s probably still coming down from last nights smack session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When was this? Did you not make some adjustments to his Hurricane? Sight modifications due to him being cross-eyed and removing the thumb suage as he hasn’t got any? Opposable anyway. Or was that a rumour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t be bothered to peruse his line of idiocy. He’s probably still coming down from last nights smack session. Weak and Harold-esque. You’re better than this Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Did you not make some adjustments to his Hurricane? Sight modifications due to him being cross-eyed and removing the thumb suage as he hasn’t got any? Opposable anyway. Or was that a rumour? No. It was the tortured meanderings of your drug addled mind. That was my hurricane. And nothing to do with sighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. It was the tortured meanderings of your drug addled mind. That was my hurricane. And nothing to do with sighting. He’s a fucking idiot. It’s the only plausible explanation for the bizarre “air rifle” bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 55 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Weak and Harold-esque. You’re better than this Ape. You’re not really qualified to judge who’s better than who, seeing as you’re fucking dreadful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re not really qualified to judge who’s better than who, seeing as you’re fucking dreadful. The worst though? Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s a fucking idiot. It’s the only plausible explanation for the bizarre “air rifle” bollocks. The hurricane is a superb rifle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re not really qualified to judge who’s better than who, seeing as you’re fucking dreadful. Have you fixed your boiler pipes yet that the ferrets gnawed through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The worst though? Harsh. Layman plumbing can be stressful. I suggest a nice cup of tea, no sugar because ‘sugar’s really heavy actually’ and perhaps open a packet of Trotsky creme assortments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Layman plumbing can be stressful. I suggest a nice cup of tea, no sugar because ‘sugar’s really heavy actually’ and perhaps open a packet of Trotsky creme assortments? Having a nice conversation with yourself, dickhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you fixed your boiler pipes yet that the ferrets gnawed through? Have Dynorod ever have to use water blasters to break up a cumberg in your waste pipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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