Roadkill Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't mean this in the pejorative sense, but you're an absolute fucking psycho. I wonder what his dreams look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Oh sorry my good gentlwanker and my felicitations to your family in their chocolate box cottage and Charles Dickhead stories. Your humble and beautiful (predictive text) obedient cunt You should think about swallowing at least a hundred boxes of travel sickness tablets. Immediately please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I wonder what his dreams look like? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Oh sorry my good gentlwanker and my felicitations to your family in their chocolate box cottage and Charles Dickhead stories. Your humble and beautiful (predictive text) obedient cunt Is there any chance you could regale us with some of the stories of Charles Dickhead ? I would like to hear A Sale of Two Titties or maybe The Mystery of Wheelspin Dude. Having said that, I don't have any great expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Is there any chance you could regale us with some of the stories of Charles Dickhead ? I would like to hear A Sale of Two Titties or maybe The Mystery of Wheelspin Dude. Having said that, I don't have any great expectations. Oliver Fist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 44 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Is there any chance you could regale us with some of the stories of Charles Dickhead ? I would like to hear A Sale of Two Titties or maybe The Mystery of Wheelspin Dude. Having said that, I don't have any great expectations. The Prickshit Papers, Oliver Twix, Nickelarse Knickersbe, Hard Throbbing Cock (er... Times) Larry David Copperfield.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You should think about swallowing at least a hundred boxes of travel sickness tablets. Immediately please. Not before I heave my gigantic fat pimply arse next to you on our fully vaccinated Leger coach tour of the Black Forest and steel industry of the Ruhr valley. I shall wile away the long hours on the autobahn playfully tormenting you and indulging in harmless strategies of breaking your will to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: When all this shit is over, please do everyone a favour and buy yourself a one-way ticket to Damascus. As a gesture of goodwill, I will make a contribution, which I am sure will be generously reciprocated by 99% of the Corner. You’re surely not hoping for a Conversion on his way, Wolfie? He’d struggle with a loft conversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 If Tabitha and Rupert can afford to go skiing, they can afford to isolate when they get back. Naturally I'd prefer it if their privileged arses died in an avalanche (a perennial rat chortlefest), but one can never rely on the weather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Oliver Fist What the Dickens is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the Dickens is going on? The Flickdick papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I am sensing a degree of aggression. I am sensing an accurate if not tempered breakdown of your input on this forum. You’ve just been eviscerated but you’re too thick to to see it or shut up for a couple of decades. I hope that you struggle to stem the bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Flickdick papers The Fliddick Papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Fliddick Papers The Chronicles Of Fliddick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Water Blaster said: The Flickdick papers Barnaby Fudge(packer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I am sensing an accurate if not tempered breakdown of your input on this forum. You’ve just been eviscerated but you’re too thick to to see it or shut up for a couple of decades. I hope that you struggle to stem the bleeding. While I'm struggling get over to my nom again and get an eyeful of bronzed Madge an older GMILF just right for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I was listening to this fella explain how he completed his journeys across Asia by foot, and I was very impressed with the speed he must have travelled at. When I asked him how he got from Iraq to Pakistan so quickly, he replied "Iran" This is beneath you. Apologise to the entire corner or drink bleach immediately 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Oliver Fist Your first reading book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. You might actually have managed to make a good nom this time around. But you won't gain any respect. Something that I do notice is how many of these "well travelled" cunts have never actually seen much of their own country. Even when they travel within the UK they use some form of transport where they see nothing. So a cunt from London who regularly travels to Manchester or Edinburgh knows nothing about what lies in between because they were flying at 500 mph at 35,000 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the Dickens is going on? The donkeys Janet, the fuckin donkeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On a semi-related note, Olbers' Paradox is my favourite. I can solve that with the aid of a poem, They seek him here, they seek him there, those policemen seek him everywhere, is he in heaven or is he in hell, that dammed elusive... sh-a-a-a-a-dow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I shall wile away the long hours on the autobahn playfully tormenting you and indulging in harmless strategies of breaking your will to live. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the Dickens is going on? The Artful Todger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: The Artful Todger Bill Sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: You might actually have managed to make a good nom this time around. But you won't gain any respect. Something that I do notice is how many of these "well travelled" cunts have never actually seen much of their own country. Even when they travel within the UK they use some form of transport where they see nothing. So a cunt from London who regularly travels to Manchester or Edinburgh knows nothing about what lies in between because they were flying at 500 mph at 35,000 feet. You just fancy the wheelchair bound granny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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